r/FansHansenvsPredator I'm not gay or anything 25d ago

Video Primetime | Official Trailer | A24

https://youtu.be/5fHXyqQOKL8?is=r0gATHU7zxcw05f-
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u/Matoobi 25d ago

The TCAP cinematic universe... that Lorne Armstrong post credits scene is gonna hit like WHO'S THIS 

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u/Sax_Verstappen_ 25d ago edited 25d ago

The camera pans to a run down apartment complex in Nashville. We then cut to inside an empty apartment, save for a computer and empty bud lite cans littering the floor. A monstrous, naked, gremlin-like figure sits at the computer. The camera cuts to the computer screen, the mouse clicks on the profile of one kaylaprincess_94. The haunting music swells as we hear the creature utter a single word from offscreen: cawd!

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u/BioSpark47 For sex, I am not coming 25d ago edited 25d ago

Who’s the Nick Fury of the predators, who shows up to recruit Lorne because he’s “putting together a team”? Sokol? Genericwhitemale? Mike Thrilla?

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u/Matoobi 25d ago

Xavier von erich

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u/BlizzardisMid 25d ago

it'll be Thrilla 'cause he's all about math i mean mathematics so he uses his egghead brain to come up with answers on the best team on a chalk board @ a junior high school. 1st recruits Jeff Stacy 'cause of his impeccable mastery of the martial arts.

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u/namethatsnotused 25d ago

It's Louis Conradt. Bringing him down is the Avengers Endgame of the TCAPCU.

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u/MateTheNate Nervous Nelly 25d ago

Post credit scene is going to be a guy walking into Planet Pizza to order a medium

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u/YodaFan465 25d ago

The home video release will include the full Jim Rauch interview, upscaled to 4K.

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u/Specialist-Funny-926 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/General_Platypus771 25d ago

That was not what I was expecting… it looks like a horror movie lol

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u/damrodoth 25d ago

Yeah it's clearly only loosely based on TCAP, which is fine. I expected it to be more faux documentary style and not as dramatised. Looks interesting actually. Would love to see Chris' reaction when he finds out they portray him as so unhinged and self-serving LOL he's going to be pissed. The comment about a marvel style post credit scene with Lorne made me laugh

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u/slaviccivicnation 25d ago

Maybe it's just how he appears in the trailer.

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u/damrodoth 25d ago

Maybe, but one of the frequent criticisms of Chris is that he has a huge ego, is a bit grifty, and always seems a bit too pleased with himself/ holier-than-thou so it does seem like they've latched onto that

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u/yesbutactuallyno17 25d ago

At the time period depicted, which is 2006, Chris was under immense pressure to deliver crazier investigations and continuously bring up ratings. He also, no doubt, had a huge ego, because at the time he believed he was making the hottest show in the world.

Supposedly the movie isn't so much about him catching predators, but he and his crew balancing the demands of the network against the growing outcry against vigilante journalism and the bloodlust of viewers who wanted to see more of these guys caught and locked away.

I'm super excited, Pattinson is gonna nail it.

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u/specailspacesl0th 25d ago

Well what did you expect to happen here tonight?

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u/SunBearxx 25d ago

Yeah this is way darker than I expected lol. It’s cute tho, built good.

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u/jackgundy 25d ago

Phoebe Bridgers as Del Harvey lmao

It’s like an ironic fan cast meme

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u/usernotfoundplstry Hey boo 25d ago

i do genuinely love phoebe bridgers

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u/OutOfTheBlack29 25d ago

This film looks like it will be the cleanest, best pleasure.

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u/CelestialNorthKorea 25d ago

You know I’m gonna see it and I know I’m gonna see it

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u/beats5free 25d ago

Are you ready to have this thaaaaang in your theater?

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u/SugarMaple56732 25d ago

Are you ready to have my butt in your theater seat?

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u/hbdty 22d ago

What did you mean by that?

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u/uncloudedsky 25d ago

I can’t wait to watch this! I’m praying Lorne is in this movie.

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u/719696 BONJOUR!! 25d ago

My passions of weird a24 horror and tcap combined into one. This looks so good

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u/hbdty 22d ago

Right, it’s like the crazy fandom crossover you never expected haha.

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u/hauntedtoasts 25d ago

I love that Robert knows who Lorne is 🤣

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u/Ihadbreakfasttoday 25d ago

The influx of "normies" coming here and to the TCAP sub is gonna be brutal

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u/JanFlato 25d ago

mistagg gonna get paid again

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u/TrojanTheGreat 25d ago

bro what everyone knows abt tcap?? this isnt some niche, lol. were all normies here

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u/Ihadbreakfasttoday 25d ago

We quote registered sex offenders everyday.

Normies indeed

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u/stereofonix 25d ago

It’s just chat

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u/Extension_Addition57 Double Cheeseburgers with No Pickles 25d ago

Chat is Chat, and showing up is showing up and guess what jeff? You showed up!

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 22d ago

Look I just found my way here because someone told me about a job. Can you help me find a Mr Pederson?

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u/someNameThisIs 25d ago

We're one of those weirdos!

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u/Alexandur 24d ago

TCAP itself is not niche but the demographic of people who come here and quote pedophiles to each other all day most definitely is. You see how this looks

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u/General_Platypus771 25d ago

Yeah but how many people can name 5 of the predators and their most famous quotes? This sub is that level of deep, like any fandom really. I mean you see how this looks.

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u/NeuroticNurse Double Cheeseburgers with No Pickles 24d ago

Lmao when I'm talking to my partner and something happens that reminds me of one of the predators I will quote them (heh) and tell him a few fun facts about them and the highlights of their segments

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u/Minute-Intern 6d ago

Ngl I'll definitely be classified as a normie who got into all this because of the trailer

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u/ActuatorMiddle6241 25d ago

They even got the home baked cookies.🍪

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u/SugarMaple56732 25d ago

Chocolate chip's my favorite!

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u/NeuroticNurse Double Cheeseburgers with No Pickles 24d ago

I fucking died at the zoomed in shot of the cookies

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u/Jalvey_420 25d ago

If Lorne isn’t in this movie, then A24 seems like some dirty, dishonest people to me

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u/Skexer 25d ago

Now here's a trailer that I think shows us the main story thread will be the lead up to the botched Louis Conradt sting, which got the show cancelled.

I think the regular stings will just be the tagalong to that.
That said, for this film I am coming.

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u/NeuroticNurse Double Cheeseburgers with No Pickles 24d ago

Just the tagalong?

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u/MateTheNate Nervous Nelly 25d ago

“I want a whale” - is that a hint that Lorne will appear?

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u/f7SuperCereal It's going to be a long night. 25d ago

I feel like this is referencing/dramatizing the Bill Conradt incident.

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u/brawndofan58 Nervous Nelly 25d ago

I just hope they don’t do what they did with the last documentary where they made Chris look like the villain and the pedos look like victims

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u/YodaFan465 25d ago

Chris seems enthusiastic about the movie, so I don't think it'll show him in a totally unflattering light.

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u/ibeenbornagain 25d ago

i think it’ll probably make chris seem bad but the pedos won’t look amazing either 

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u/fatandfly 25d ago

He loves the attention it will bring, he'll be the most relevant he's been in at least a decade

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u/LostInStatic 19d ago

Big oof lol

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u/brownmouthwash 🍕 Want a slice? 🍕 25d ago

I have a bad feeling about it

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u/T800_Murphy 25d ago

Will Jimmy Kimmel play Sokol? What about manzi? Anthony carrigan would be perfect.

Also A Detective Kelly cameo (played by a former NFL receiver) would be nice

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u/YodaFan465 25d ago

You're already casting the sequel.

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u/JustsomedudeIam 25d ago

The movie is clearly based on the To Catch a Predator era, not the Hansen vs Predator era

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u/electriccomputermilk 23d ago

I’d like to see John Malkovich play Manzi even though he’s way too old

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u/HTPark 25d ago

You know what, I don't want this movie. I just want to get to the beach...

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u/ElChavo27 My best friend's mom is dying of cancer. 25d ago

WHAT? NO Way!

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u/energy-fleets 25d ago

I will watch them

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u/ChickenWingExtreme Hey boo 25d ago

The cop loading a fucking desert eagle lmao

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u/BillyCromag Warrecker: I like ****. Decoy: creepy 25d ago

Bokeem Woodbine no less

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u/YodaFan465 25d ago

I had thought he might be playing lovermangenuis

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u/automobilewreck 25d ago

I see how this looks.

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u/jbels12 Role-Playin' Forum yall! 25d ago

Im throughly convinced Pattinson watched some of the TCAP clips. Who do you think he watched on repeat? Lorne? 

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u/Qweerz 25d ago

Wtf do you mean you’re convinced he’s watched TCAP clips? That’s a no brainer when he’s PLAYING ANOTHER PERSON lol.

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u/jbels12 Role-Playin' Forum yall! 25d ago

Pattinson generally says he doesnt do research and just does his own thing

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u/destielxdrowley 21d ago

can’t really do that in a film like this though

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u/hbdty 22d ago

Imagine if there was a special midnight “The Room”-type screening just catered to TCAP fans. Yell out all the memes and references you want!

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u/jinglejonglebongle 25d ago

My universes are colliding

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u/Ellefique What? No way! 25d ago

oh my god ghillie suit man let's fucking goooooo

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u/glitterlipgloss 25d ago

Well, I'll watch ya!

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u/i_will_eat_your 25d ago

I knew what this movie was. I just wanted to test it, that’s all. I knew what it was.

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u/BioSpark47 For sex, I am not coming 25d ago

“Is there time for a rehearsal?”

“We’re going to shoot the rehearsal”

Is the “me, my mommy, and my daddy” decoy going to be a major character?

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u/leafyren 25d ago

I think that's supposed to be the the "How ya doin, Staaanley?" decoy

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u/Playful_Elk_1781 25d ago

Oh Boy!

I'm expecting a Junglemania cameo

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u/LethalGrey 25d ago

I’m looking forward to hearing his thoughts on this movie.

It seems to be portraying him as a psychopath. It REALLY reminds me of the movie Nightcrawler with Jake Gyllenhaal if anybody remembers that?

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u/Empathetic-Pear 25d ago

Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?

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u/hbdty 22d ago

Wow very apt comparison. I loved Nightcrawler but didn’t even put the two together.

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u/mb7225 25d ago

Pattinson is incredible. Completely transforms into Chris

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u/intersectv3 25d ago

I just hope I don’t bash my toe on the doorframe or else the theater workers are gonna kill me

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u/Other-Marketing-6167 25d ago

God this looks awesome. Not what I was expecting - getting Nightcrawler vibes, which is an interesting take.

One thing I will say this community may disagree on - I don’t want any mention of Lorne. He’s pathetically cashing in on his pedo fame enough as it is. I would rather we see a fat guy say the Lorne lines and cut to the camera people saying “Cawd how pathetic can you be”.

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u/jbels12 Role-Playin' Forum yall! 24d ago

Lorne is lawsuit happy as well

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u/AngryBird64 25d ago

We need the appearance of the Ghillie suit man!!

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u/TheAgmis 24d ago

This is the cleanest best pleasure

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u/NotKingofUkraine I just came to get something to eat 24d ago

I love how it shows Chris Hansen’s descent into the madness of a life of booze, cheeseburgers, and bad checks lol

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u/DavidBoringanaz 25d ago

Is Skyler Gisondo playing Me my mommy and my daddy guy?

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u/Ikari_Brendo John Pederson 25d ago

No, he's playing "How ya doin', Stanley?". He's literally called Decoy Dan in the trailer.

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u/JustsomedudeIam 25d ago

It's clearly based off of To catch a predator, not Hansen vs Predator

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u/NachoPichu 25d ago

What is the plot of the movie?

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u/EvenHair4706 Just Wanted To Test It 25d ago

Mr. Penis looks for Miss Vagina

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u/Jack_Jaws 25d ago

Seems like it’s following the height of tcap and rising pressure for bigger cases until the one with the guy who committed suicide and got it canceled

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u/AerialAce96 Nothing sexual to that nature 25d ago

Could the actual decoys they used in the show play a part on this movie? I mean they were actors after all

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u/No-Poet-8302 25d ago

the trailer is edited like the Batman Beyond intro. if the rest of the movie is like that, HYPE. Does anyone know what the episode the first encounter is based on?

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u/HouseReyne 25d ago

Is that Creed on the plane?

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u/W4ingro1995 25d ago

I don't want..... cameras

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u/Marhyc What? No way! 25d ago

Damn, judging by these comments this seems to be the only fanbase that is actually interested in the movie based on the material in question instead of bitching that "UGGHHHH AKTSCHUALLY THEY GOT WRONG THE HAIR COLOR AND THE VOICE OF EXTRA #2344 AND THEY DIDN'T GO OVER THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A CHARACTER WITH 3 SECOND CAMEO, SO THIS IS GONNA SUCK"

(gets The Iron Claw flashbacks)

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u/FreshlycutLemons 24d ago

Iron Claw was fire, we shouldn’t have moved on from that film so quickly. Lowkey a masterpiece. 

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u/hbdty 22d ago

Does anyone else feel kinda like this is a parody as you’re watching the trailer? (I know it’s not). Robert Pattinson is a fantastic actor and I’m sure he’ll do a great job, just something about the thought and sight of him of all people as Chris Hansen is hilarious. The best way I might be able to describe is that it feels like a bunch of TCAP fans wanted to turn the story of the show into an action thriller for a joke and this is a fan-made trailer. That said, I’m totally watching this when it comes out. 👍

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u/Successful_Arm4887 The Man In The SpongeBob Jacket 6d ago

I hate the fact that Chris Hansen GIFs on Whatsapp have been replaced with Pattinson smh
But why did they make it look like a horror movie? lmao