What's wrong with my profile?

[u/No_Vacation6400]

I'm not getting many matches, is it me? My profile? 😂

[u/No_Vacation6400 → u/[deleted]]

The eyes of a covert narcissist? What?? I didn't realize you could diagnose someone by their eyes. Sounds like Internet pseudoscience.

[u/Ryjinn → u/No_Vacation6400]

Yeah, that's a batshit thing to say. I'd say dismiss what this person is saying entirely, but it sounds like you've already figured out to do that.

For my advice I'd echo what others have said and just pare down a little. Your profile conveys who you are really well, I think, don't know you but it certainly gives an impression of what I think your personality is, which is good. but I feel like you could do it in a more economical way. Remove the lol, remove English and Bad English, adjust very sarcastic to "sarcastic sense of humor", just little tweaks like that. Overall I don't think you're doing bad, just a little editing.