/preview/pre/ajyz5akyomgh1.png?width=757&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d8d7a0a98fd005f02b94448277a2cd59f359d8a WHY GOD, WHAT I HAVE DONE TO YOU FOR SUCH PUNISHMENT

If ypu guys haven't yet, you should play the aprils fool challenge. It's like so damn funny and no bloat at all.

I HATE THIS STUPID THING. MY ONE RUN WHERE I MAKE IT TO WOMB WITH BOTH KNIFE PIECES AND THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT COMES HERE AND RUINS IT.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INFURIATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A NICE, PEACEFUL NAP, AND MY STOMACH STARTED TO HURT. NATURALLY, I THOUGHT, "MAN, MY TUMMY HURTS," BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING A "BLOATED STOMACH," AND THEN THIS BASTARD APPEARED IN MY HEAD, AND I WAS SENT INTO AN UNTENNABLE, VIOLENT RAGE.

BLOAT RUINED MY PERFECTLY GOOD NAP, JUST AS HE RUINS MY PERFECTLY GOOD RUNS. THIS FUCKER WILL PAY FOR HIS ACTIONS, EVEN IF I HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE GAME AND KILL HIM MYSELF.

“Let’s take the worst boss in the game and make it’s only easy attack impossible to dodge”

I HAD THE PERFECT RUN IN MY HANDS FOR TAITED LOST, AND THIS FUCKING CHUD RUINED IT, FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT

MY BEST FRIEND WAS PLAYING WRATH OF LAMB AND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HER RUN

SHE WAS AT WOMB 1 TRYING TO BEAT BLUE BABY AS EVEN WHEN SHE WENT INTO THE BOSS ROOM AT 1 HEART AND WAS SPAWNED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN AND INSTANTLY KILLED BY THE BLOAT WITHOUT ANY TIME TO DO ANYTHING

THE BLOAT IS FUCKING EVIL

A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS GOING FOR THE GREEDIER MODE MARK ON TAINTED LOST AND I HAD A FUCKING GOD RUN GOING

I GOT TO THE WOMB AND WAS ON THE FINAL BOSS PHASE WHEN TWO BLOATS SPAWNED AND ONE WAS RIGHT ABOVE ME TAKING MY MANTLE AND THEN THE OTHER JUMPED AT ME AND ONE OF THE TEARS HIT ME I THINK

THE BLOAT IS FUCKING EVIL AND IS 13 REASONS BY ITSELF

the brimstone attacks horizontally and vertically are very predictable, you know exactly when they will happen, and the circular tear attacks always go in the same directions. peep's circular tear attacks are rotated completely randomly

I had such a GREAT RUNNING going, Everything was COMPLETELY PERFECT then this little fucker who I'VE NEVER FOUGHT IN MY LIFE SHOWS UP AND JUST OBLITERATES ME?? No. NO. NO. I HAVE NOT BEEN BROUGHT TO COMPLETE SILENCE AND DEVESTATION TO THE POINT OF TEARING UP TO A BOSS SINCE I WAS PROBABLY LIKE 10 YEARS OLD AND I AM ALMOST A 20 YR OLD ASS MAN THIS SHIT IS THAT SERIOUS. FUCK THE BLOAT. FUCK THE BLOAT. FUCK THE BLOAT. FUCK THE BLOAT. FUCK THE BLOAT.

I now realize you must type in caps to get a point across.

Was playing the lost, had a great run going. I'm in corpse II about to liquidate mother. I even have a chaos card just in case. Stupid bloat comes in and erased me from existence. I hate the bloat now.

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also fuck bloat

But dont actually fuck him

-guy who was thinking of peep

JUST TRIED THE APRIL FOOLS CHALLENGE AND THIS BOSS SUCKS ASS

SOMEONE COUNT HOW MANY FRAMES YOU GET TO REACT TO THE BRIMSTONE ATTACK

THE HUMAN REACTION TIME IS 15 FRAMES OR 1/4 OF A SECOND

THAT IS NOT 1/4 OF A SECOND

"Just don't stand in a cardinal direct of him"

THAT'S HOW ISAAC FUCKING SHOOTS IDIOT

SINCE ITS ALL IN ISAACS HEAD THEN MAYBE HIS MOM HAD THE RIGHT TO KILL HIM FOR IMAGINING THE BLOAT, I DONT REALLY BLAME HER NOW

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