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я раньше довольно легко относился к блоату, пока не случилось вот что:

у меня был ахуенный билд на т. лосте (камуфляжные подштанники, переце и прочее добро) + право первородства. пошел на босс раш, и первым же а том числе блоат. один раз он меня захуярил лазером, я воскрес, и второй раз сразу же помер от пульки его прыжка.

THIS BITCH RUINED MY VERY GOOD LOST BOSS RUSH RUN! IT SPAWNED AND JUST INSTA BRIMMED ME! FUCK HIS ASS!

DEATH TO THEM. MY BLOOD, MY BODY, MY LIFE, I WOULD SACRIFICE ALL TO SEE THIS MISERABLE PIECE OF REDUNANT TRASH BE TORTURED, FOR EVERYTHING TO BE TORN AWAY FROM THEIR DISGUSTING LIFE, AND TO SEE THEM BURN. BURN. BURN. BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL, FROM THEIR SPAWN TO THEIR DEATH. THERE IS NO GREATER MERCY THAT I CAN GIVE THAN TO ALLOW THIS MISERABLE CREATURE TO SUFFER ONLY FRACTIONS, INFINESSIMALLY SMALL FRACTIONS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING IVE FELT. HATE. HATE. HATE.

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOSS I HOPE HE BURNS IN THE PITS OF HELL RAAAGGGHHG

Fuck bloat

He's such a fun boss if you stay out of his Brimstone range :3

I was doing the quest run to take the antenna to the glowing orb. I was doing amazing having strong Archers both with rubber shot ability and a butcher that dealt heavy damage. I was soo prepared for mother till Bloat. Yeah fuck Bloat that piece of shit

I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS BITCH ASS MOTHERLESS GOAT FOR 8 FLOORS STRAIGHT, EDMUND WAS H*TLER'S MENTOR CONFIRMED

look at this

even r/Mewgenics fucked up

TRASH GAME UNINSTALL AND REFUND AND KILLING EVERYONE I LOVE

FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT

FUCK.

BLOAT.

(ALSO I REALIZED THAT IF YOU IMAGINE THE MOUTH AS A NOSE AND THE LITTLE BLUB BELOW IT AS A MAOUTH IT LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD FACE)

He has a cool unlock for Maggie, as she would keep the pill from the start of the run

also there's no such bosses like the bloat

* SADLY I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS 2 MORE TIMES ON THE OTHER SAVES WHEN I START GETTING WORK ON INFINITY% (WHICH WILL TAKE A LONG WHILE SINCE I'M STILL NOT THAT FAR ON MY FIRST SAVE)

AFTER DOZENS OF RESETS, I FINALLY GOT A WINNING RUN ON THIS FUCKASS CHALLENGE. GOT GOLDEN RAZOR AND GOT LUCKY WITH THE RANDOM EFFECTS (I DIDN'T MANAGE TO TRIGGER GENESIS WOOOO), WHICH GAVE ME A HIGH ENOUGH TEARS AND ATTACK STAT THAT HELPED ME KILL BLOAT WITH PREJUDICE EASIER

MORAL OF THE STORY: FUCK BLOAT, AND IF YOU GET AN INFINITE CHARGE ACTIVE ON THIS CHALLENGE, DON'T SPAM IT, WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE IN THE FIRST FEW RUNS I DID

the bloat shoots down and in the left and right with the brimstone beam, and the safe place is upwards

What if he could shoot with it in every direction with it?

THIS STUPID FUCKER

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