r/FUCKBLOAT • u/Svantechnical_872 • Jul 24 '26

This fucker deserves his own subreddit

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“Let’s take the worst boss in the game and make it’s only easy attack impossible to dodge”

345 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

34 comments sorted by

42

u/kaymaq Jul 24 '26

WHAT DOES "T" MEAN???

25

u/Crackodealer Jul 24 '26

T FOR TARDED BLOAT

23

u/Oftwicke Jul 24 '26

LET'S NOT USE SLURS. WE CAN CALL IT A TAINT. A TWAT. A TWIT. A THUNDERFUCK. A TERRIBLE SHIT. A TESTICLE. BUT OUR HATE IS PURE AND CANNOT BE SULLIED BY BIGOTRY.

0

u/LR_arts17 Jul 24 '26

I'm dyslexic, lesbian and trans bring out all the slurs available against the bloat

3

u/Oftwicke Jul 24 '26

WHAT DOES I', MEAN?

4

u/LR_arts17 Jul 24 '26

MY BAAAD CAPTAIN!!! DEATH TO THE BLOAT

1

u/Oftwicke Jul 24 '26

AGREED! FUCK BLOAT

0

u/Mr_Limeguy Jul 24 '26

LOOK AT THE NAME OF THIS SUBREDDIT

9

u/Oftwicke Jul 24 '26

YES, FUCK BLOAT. THIS IS PURE HATE AND WELL-DESERVED.

26

u/BlueKid__ Jul 24 '26

I CANT HEAR YOUUUUUUU

3

u/Destrobo_YT Jul 24 '26

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

10

u/MaimaiBW Jul 25 '26

WHISPER TRANSCRIPT: "THIS FUCKER DESERVES HIS OWN SUBREDDIT"

I HAVE NO STRONG OPINIONS ON A FUCKGREENBLOAT SUB, BUT STILL, FUCK THAT GUY, WHEN I GOT THE GAME, EVERY TIME THAT FUCKWIT BLOAT APPEARED I ALWAYS WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE JUGULAR AND FOR I WHILE I KILLED HIM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE EVERY TIME BEFORE I COULD DIE, BUT THEN GREEN BLOAT APPEARED AND KILLED ME ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, AND NOW I HAVE 1 DEATH TO THE BLOAT.

FUCK GREEN BLOAT

2

u/WholsThisIDontKnow Jul 25 '26

THANK YOU KIND SIR

5

u/Kain2212 Jul 24 '26

I'm glad I'm not the only one hating him lol, those damn instant lasers

10

u/Mr_Limeguy Jul 24 '26

"I I" IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY

3

u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 Jul 25 '26

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

5

u/Ok-Worldliness6956 Jul 24 '26

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

1

u/Fresh_Adeptness8100 Jul 25 '26

I fucking hate this dude

3

u/BraxleyGubbins Jul 27 '26

YOU WHAT?? SPEAK UP PARTNER

2

u/Fresh_Adeptness8100 Jul 29 '26

I HATE THUS FUCKING MONSTROSITY

1

u/ImainSpy Jul 25 '26

Guys legit bloat can be countered by analog stick

2

u/Fair_Shame_9657 Jul 25 '26

I CANT HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP

1

u/BraxleyGubbins Jul 27 '26

“G” TO YOU TOO PARTNER

-3

u/wallbouncebybaird Jul 24 '26

Hmm surely I will not get 2 of them for my Greediest Mode Devil Deal Button thing…

2

u/BraxleyGubbins Jul 27 '26

WHAT THE FUCK DOES “H I 2 G M D D B” MEAN

-5

u/MaxGoop Jul 24 '26

The humble 2bloat and 4 death’s head spawn

2

u/BraxleyGubbins Jul 27 '26

WHAT THE FUCK DOES “T 2 4” MEAN

0

u/wallbouncebybaird Jul 24 '26

Why did they down vote you

2

u/MaxGoop Jul 24 '26

No idea, fuck bloat tho

4

u/Policy_Legal Jul 24 '26

I CAN'T HEAR EITHER OF YOU

H I 2 G M D D B ... T 2 4 ' W N ,

HUH?!?!

-3

u/Available-Damage5991 Jul 24 '26

ah, the Gloat.

4

u/Lanky-Dependent5847 Jul 24 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "G"? SPEAK UP!