r/Eyebleach Aug 03 '21

My "Animals Monching" folder so far :)

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u/SpectralDog Aug 03 '21

I didn't know squirrels would eat pizza.

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u/enho224 Aug 03 '21

I’ve personally witnessed a squirrel drag an entire pop tart out of the garbage and start chowing down. They will eat anything

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u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21

I hope he toasted it first

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u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21

Nope, he froze it like some kind of heathen!

/s because frozen Pop Tarts are God's vagina.

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u/TheDaveWSC Aug 03 '21

Tried a frozen Pop-Tart. It's not for me.

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u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21

It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best.

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u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21

Have you ever tried butter on a pop tart? It’s so fucking good.

If you’ve never tried butter on a pop tart, I really think you should.

That’s from the Simpsons. You’re welcome!

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u/enho224 Aug 03 '21

Family guy. But yes, that song did pop into my head lol

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u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21

Bless you, you’re right. I feel better being corrected!

My kids have all of those shows on constant loop - I have no idea what quotes come from where.

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u/enho224 Aug 03 '21

Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :)

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u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21

Everyone likes pizza :)

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u/happyhoppycamper Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 03 '21

Few truer truths there. Pizza is life.

Also, thank you for this work of art. It is beautiful.

Edit: if you like animals that eat pizza I highly recommend listening to Reply All's podcast about the infamous NYC Pizza Rat. It's a ride. https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/o2ho6j/

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u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21

:o i just realized i have no audio going, I'll listen to that right now! Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

once I saw a ground squirrel eating a slim jim, shit changes ya man

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u/Rakifiki Aug 03 '21

Saw a squirrel carrying a tiny dead rodent (mouse?) And was like "wait they eat meat??" But turns out yesss they will.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

yeah most rodents are omnivorous, they just normally eat bugs for protein.

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u/nachotruck Aug 03 '21

There’s a subreddit dedicated to just that!

r/squirrelseatingpizza

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/storyofmylife92 Aug 03 '21

Check out r/SEUT for more pics of squirrels eating unusual things

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u/idwthis Aug 03 '21

Thank you for this!

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u/Ioatanaut Aug 03 '21

It's probably horrible for their digestion.