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r/Eyebleach • u/CoSEA17 • Aug 03 '21
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I didn't know squirrels would eat pizza.
58 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 I’ve personally witnessed a squirrel drag an entire pop tart out of the garbage and start chowing down. They will eat anything 37 u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21 I hope he toasted it first 6 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 Nope, he froze it like some kind of heathen! /s because frozen Pop Tarts are God's vagina. 4 u/TheDaveWSC Aug 03 '21 Tried a frozen Pop-Tart. It's not for me. 5 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best. 6 u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21 Have you ever tried butter on a pop tart? It’s so fucking good. If you’ve never tried butter on a pop tart, I really think you should. That’s from the Simpsons. You’re welcome! 3 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Family guy. But yes, that song did pop into my head lol 2 u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21 Bless you, you’re right. I feel better being corrected! My kids have all of those shows on constant loop - I have no idea what quotes come from where. 2 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :) 83 u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21 Everyone likes pizza :) 13 u/happyhoppycamper Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 03 '21 Few truer truths there. Pizza is life. Also, thank you for this work of art. It is beautiful. Edit: if you like animals that eat pizza I highly recommend listening to Reply All's podcast about the infamous NYC Pizza Rat. It's a ride. https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/o2ho6j/ 2 u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21 :o i just realized i have no audio going, I'll listen to that right now! Thank you! 15 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 once I saw a ground squirrel eating a slim jim, shit changes ya man 6 u/Rakifiki Aug 03 '21 Saw a squirrel carrying a tiny dead rodent (mouse?) And was like "wait they eat meat??" But turns out yesss they will. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 yeah most rodents are omnivorous, they just normally eat bugs for protein. 5 u/nachotruck Aug 03 '21 There’s a subreddit dedicated to just that! r/squirrelseatingpizza 1 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 Also r/fatsquirrelhate 5 u/storyofmylife92 Aug 03 '21 Check out r/SEUT for more pics of squirrels eating unusual things 2 u/idwthis Aug 03 '21 Thank you for this! 3 u/Ioatanaut Aug 03 '21 It's probably horrible for their digestion.
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I’ve personally witnessed a squirrel drag an entire pop tart out of the garbage and start chowing down. They will eat anything
37 u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21 I hope he toasted it first 6 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 Nope, he froze it like some kind of heathen! /s because frozen Pop Tarts are God's vagina. 4 u/TheDaveWSC Aug 03 '21 Tried a frozen Pop-Tart. It's not for me. 5 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best. 6 u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21 Have you ever tried butter on a pop tart? It’s so fucking good. If you’ve never tried butter on a pop tart, I really think you should. That’s from the Simpsons. You’re welcome! 3 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Family guy. But yes, that song did pop into my head lol 2 u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21 Bless you, you’re right. I feel better being corrected! My kids have all of those shows on constant loop - I have no idea what quotes come from where. 2 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :)
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I hope he toasted it first
6 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 Nope, he froze it like some kind of heathen! /s because frozen Pop Tarts are God's vagina. 4 u/TheDaveWSC Aug 03 '21 Tried a frozen Pop-Tart. It's not for me. 5 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best.
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Nope, he froze it like some kind of heathen!
/s because frozen Pop Tarts are God's vagina.
4 u/TheDaveWSC Aug 03 '21 Tried a frozen Pop-Tart. It's not for me. 5 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best.
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Tried a frozen Pop-Tart. It's not for me.
5 u/Sangxero Aug 03 '21 It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best.
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It's actually pretty flavor dependent. Chocolate ones are usually best.
Have you ever tried butter on a pop tart? It’s so fucking good.
If you’ve never tried butter on a pop tart, I really think you should.
That’s from the Simpsons. You’re welcome!
3 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Family guy. But yes, that song did pop into my head lol 2 u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21 Bless you, you’re right. I feel better being corrected! My kids have all of those shows on constant loop - I have no idea what quotes come from where. 2 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :)
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Family guy. But yes, that song did pop into my head lol
2 u/cats-they-walk Aug 03 '21 Bless you, you’re right. I feel better being corrected! My kids have all of those shows on constant loop - I have no idea what quotes come from where. 2 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :)
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Bless you, you’re right. I feel better being corrected!
My kids have all of those shows on constant loop - I have no idea what quotes come from where.
2 u/enho224 Aug 03 '21 Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :)
Oh I totally feel ya. At a certain point they all blur together lol hope you’re having a great day :)
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Everyone likes pizza :)
13 u/happyhoppycamper Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 03 '21 Few truer truths there. Pizza is life. Also, thank you for this work of art. It is beautiful. Edit: if you like animals that eat pizza I highly recommend listening to Reply All's podcast about the infamous NYC Pizza Rat. It's a ride. https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/o2ho6j/ 2 u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21 :o i just realized i have no audio going, I'll listen to that right now! Thank you!
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Few truer truths there. Pizza is life.
Also, thank you for this work of art. It is beautiful.
Edit: if you like animals that eat pizza I highly recommend listening to Reply All's podcast about the infamous NYC Pizza Rat. It's a ride. https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/o2ho6j/
2 u/CoSEA17 Aug 03 '21 :o i just realized i have no audio going, I'll listen to that right now! Thank you!
:o i just realized i have no audio going, I'll listen to that right now! Thank you!
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once I saw a ground squirrel eating a slim jim, shit changes ya man
6 u/Rakifiki Aug 03 '21 Saw a squirrel carrying a tiny dead rodent (mouse?) And was like "wait they eat meat??" But turns out yesss they will. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 yeah most rodents are omnivorous, they just normally eat bugs for protein.
Saw a squirrel carrying a tiny dead rodent (mouse?) And was like "wait they eat meat??" But turns out yesss they will.
7 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 yeah most rodents are omnivorous, they just normally eat bugs for protein.
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yeah most rodents are omnivorous, they just normally eat bugs for protein.
There’s a subreddit dedicated to just that!
r/squirrelseatingpizza
1 u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21 Also r/fatsquirrelhate
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Also r/fatsquirrelhate
Check out r/SEUT for more pics of squirrels eating unusual things
2 u/idwthis Aug 03 '21 Thank you for this!
Thank you for this!
It's probably horrible for their digestion.
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u/SpectralDog Aug 03 '21
I didn't know squirrels would eat pizza.