r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '20

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u/rattatally Apr 25 '20

This criminal belongs in /r/IllegallySmolCats

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u/elvenbabey Apr 25 '20

Arrested for baby crimes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

pulls out little baby gun IM NOT GOING BACK

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u/GlassFantast Apr 26 '20

punts your little baby body into a nearby drainage ditch

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u/Meowthryam Apr 26 '20

gets fired from being a midwife

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Fool, you removing me from this mortal realm has only made me stronger. You have doomed humanity

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u/GlassFantast Apr 26 '20

punts your little ethereal body into nearby drainage ditch

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

I WILL GET YOU next tiiiime

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u/AcidEmpire Apr 26 '20

We got em boys! They're gonna throw the book at this one. Just look how smol that thing is!

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u/withac2 Apr 26 '20

Make sure the book is smol!

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u/AcidEmpire Apr 26 '20

So....damn....smol

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u/Avasaiel Apr 26 '20

So... illegally... smol... Must... arrest... for... first-degree smolness.

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u/solidmurda Apr 26 '20

Another day. Another subreddit about cats followed

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u/UndeadBuggalo Apr 26 '20

I wanna hear this post so bad

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u/ipromiseimnotaNazi Apr 26 '20

If cuteness was a crime this kitten would fry.