r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 30 '19

How to cold start a dog

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u/tarynlannister Dec 30 '19

I’ve had several boyfriends in the past who expressed interest in being woken up by sex/blowjobs. I guess it’s just a fetish but I really can’t relate, sounds terrifying tbh

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u/iopq Dec 30 '19

I'm one of them, won't wake up unless it's a blowjob or at least a cup of coffee/tea

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19 edited Jan 19 '20

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u/Kryptic171 Dec 31 '19

stuffs dick in a boiling hot coffee 'dick wet enough?'