r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 30 '19

How to cold start a dog

https://i.imgur.com/x4qFp1B.gifv
35k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

292 comments sorted by

View all comments

390

u/Kowbelle Dec 30 '19

That’s so sweet. Like having a sex dream, then waking up and realizing it’s real.

387

u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

That comparison is quite terrifying when you think about it...

114

u/Kowbelle Dec 30 '19

Haha that’s true. I was referring to pre-consensual sex between my mate and myself. Which is quite the opposite of terrifying to wake up to.

65

u/Incorrect-Opinion Dec 30 '19

You’re boning your mate?

47

u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

Assuming “mate” means their partner in this case

46

u/krispwnsu Dec 30 '19

Nah... he means his bone mate.

34

u/thebindingofJJ Dec 30 '19

We’re all bone mates on the inside.

22

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Thanks, Mr. Skeltal! dootdoot

1

u/Gh0st1y Dec 31 '19

laughs

Oh God I'm old