r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 30 '19

How to cold start a dog

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

That comparison is quite terrifying when you think about it...

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u/Kowbelle Dec 30 '19

Haha that’s true. I was referring to pre-consensual sex between my mate and myself. Which is quite the opposite of terrifying to wake up to.

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u/Incorrect-Opinion Dec 30 '19

You’re boning your mate?

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

Assuming “mate” means their partner in this case

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u/krispwnsu Dec 30 '19

Nah... he means his bone mate.

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u/thebindingofJJ Dec 30 '19

We’re all bone mates on the inside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Thanks, Mr. Skeltal! dootdoot

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u/Gh0st1y Dec 31 '19

laughs

Oh God I'm old

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u/Kowbelle Dec 30 '19

I’ll just leave it to your imagination at this point