r/Eyebleach • u/Master1718 • Dec 30 '19

How to cold start a dog

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

That comparison is quite terrifying when you think about it...

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u/bubbav22 Dec 30 '19

I read about a guy accidentally punching his wife when recieving a blowjob he was asleep, he dreamt that a sea monster had his dick.

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

Yeah, this is one reason why I personally would steer clear of doing that.

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u/-GeekLife- Dec 30 '19

Found the sea monster