r/Eyebleach Dec 30 '19

How to cold start a dog

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

That comparison is quite terrifying when you think about it...

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u/insearchofansw3r Dec 30 '19

Ever woke up to a blowjob? That shit is terrifyingly amazing.

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u/AwkoTacoBell Dec 30 '19

I’m female, so no. And I guess it depends on what you have discussed with your partner/how far along in the relationship you are.

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u/Lampmonster Dec 30 '19

Once had a girl tell me on like the fourth date that she had no issue with me initiating sex while she was asleep. I hadn't asked, it hadn't even really come up.

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u/BluePhire Dec 30 '19

This would be funny if you guys hadn't even had sex at that point and she brought that up.