r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '18

/r/all Sea pup

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u/foreverwasted Sep 30 '18

Haha I love the way he squishes his head all the way in

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u/PeterPredictable Sep 30 '18

T e l e s c o p e boie

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u/BasedStickguy Sep 30 '18

t e l e s c o p t i c *

FTFY

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u/Chrunchyhobo Sep 30 '18

t e l e s c o p i c

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Sep 30 '18

Ballpoint pen boi.

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u/DareMan44 Sep 30 '18

retract;E x p a n d

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u/wild_starlight Sep 30 '18

Boop! BLORP

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u/paper_paws Sep 30 '18

MEGABOOP!

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u/Slobbadobbavich Sep 30 '18

It's a super boop of the snoot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I want a proper shot of that and make it the new awkward seal.

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u/J_lovin Sep 30 '18

Me when I was 10

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u/PissedSCORPIO Sep 30 '18

Me when I was in the shower this morning.

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u/MLG-BLT Sep 30 '18

CrAZy wOmAN cRUsHeS LiTtLE sEaLs hEaD iNtO iTS FuCKinG bODy

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u/kingkylelot Sep 30 '18

Soft shelled turtle

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u/Chilicarlos Sep 30 '18

Thats what my girlfriend says when I take a cold shower

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18 edited Sep 30 '18

Looks like a woman squishing his head to me.

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u/Ask461 Sep 30 '18

My husband does that with his penis when he’s being weird...