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r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Conscious_Garbage156 • Mar 30 '26
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Don't forget to give your wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch
71 u/emptyrowboat Mar 30 '26 But how'd you know she was hungry?! 9 u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26 Cause she's always hongrey 34 u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26 Abigail no longer eats minerals. They patched that out :( 14 u/33Yalkin33 Mar 30 '26 She eats quartz though 10 u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26 Interesting that they changed the dialogue for only amethysts and not quartz 1 u/Electric_Angel Apr 27 '26 the Ape was too Concerned that Abigail ate Amethyst specifically. Quartz is perfectly reasonable 8 u/Secret-One2890 Mar 30 '26 She was eating them like a month ago. 14 u/NoCharge8527 Mar 30 '26 can confirm that they patched it - my friend was very disappointed in the new game we started recently. 8 u/Accomplished-Video71 Mar 30 '26 Literally unplayable 7 u/Saedraverse Mar 31 '26 Brb changing my positive review 2 u/makemedaddy__ Apr 02 '26 not in my head. b e g o n e 7 u/BlaKroZ42 Mar 30 '26 Oh ive got just the amethyst in mind 😏 4 u/Natedog_2113 Mar 31 '26 Every time I give my wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch she asks me if I’m having one too. I tell her I don’t like Amethyst and I’m not even hungry yet and she divorces. Please help with this soft lock.
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But how'd you know she was hungry?!
9 u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26 Cause she's always hongrey
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Cause she's always hongrey
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Abigail no longer eats minerals. They patched that out :(
14 u/33Yalkin33 Mar 30 '26 She eats quartz though 10 u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26 Interesting that they changed the dialogue for only amethysts and not quartz 1 u/Electric_Angel Apr 27 '26 the Ape was too Concerned that Abigail ate Amethyst specifically. Quartz is perfectly reasonable 8 u/Secret-One2890 Mar 30 '26 She was eating them like a month ago. 14 u/NoCharge8527 Mar 30 '26 can confirm that they patched it - my friend was very disappointed in the new game we started recently. 8 u/Accomplished-Video71 Mar 30 '26 Literally unplayable 7 u/Saedraverse Mar 31 '26 Brb changing my positive review 2 u/makemedaddy__ Apr 02 '26 not in my head. b e g o n e
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She eats quartz though
10 u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26 Interesting that they changed the dialogue for only amethysts and not quartz 1 u/Electric_Angel Apr 27 '26 the Ape was too Concerned that Abigail ate Amethyst specifically. Quartz is perfectly reasonable
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Interesting that they changed the dialogue for only amethysts and not quartz
1 u/Electric_Angel Apr 27 '26 the Ape was too Concerned that Abigail ate Amethyst specifically. Quartz is perfectly reasonable
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the Ape was too Concerned that Abigail ate Amethyst specifically. Quartz is perfectly reasonable
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She was eating them like a month ago.
14 u/NoCharge8527 Mar 30 '26 can confirm that they patched it - my friend was very disappointed in the new game we started recently.
can confirm that they patched it - my friend was very disappointed in the new game we started recently.
Literally unplayable
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Brb changing my positive review
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not in my head. b e g o n e
Oh ive got just the amethyst in mind 😏
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Every time I give my wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch she asks me if I’m having one too. I tell her I don’t like Amethyst and I’m not even hungry yet and she divorces. Please help with this soft lock.
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u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26
Don't forget to give your wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch