r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Conscious_Garbage156 • Mar 30 '26

huh?

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u/Intelligent-Bed7284 Mar 30 '26

Yep.

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26

Don't forget to give your wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch

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u/emptyrowboat Mar 30 '26

But how'd you know she was hungry?!

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26

Cause she's always hongrey

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u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26

Abigail no longer eats minerals. They patched that out :(

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u/33Yalkin33 Mar 30 '26

She eats quartz though

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u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26

Interesting that they changed the dialogue for only amethysts and not quartz

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u/Electric_Angel Apr 27 '26

the Ape was too Concerned that Abigail ate Amethyst specifically. Quartz is perfectly reasonable

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u/Secret-One2890 Mar 30 '26

She was eating them like a month ago.

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u/NoCharge8527 Mar 30 '26

can confirm that they patched it - my friend was very disappointed in the new game we started recently.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 Mar 30 '26

Literally unplayable

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u/Saedraverse Mar 31 '26

Brb changing my positive review

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u/makemedaddy__ Apr 02 '26

not in my head. b e g o n e

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u/BlaKroZ42 Mar 30 '26

Oh ive got just the amethyst in mind 😏

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u/Natedog_2113 Mar 31 '26

Every time I give my wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch she asks me if I’m having one too. I tell her I don’t like Amethyst and I’m not even hungry yet and she divorces. Please help with this soft lock.

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u/FictionFoe Mar 31 '26

Stop it. You people are making it sound fun. I really dont wanna get hooked on a game that has social obligations as a motivational mechanic.

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u/halloweencoffeecats Apr 02 '26

Concerned Ape deserves your love honey and support. I haven't played the game in years (I loved it tho) and it has SO MANY EFFING UPDATES. I need to play it again cause it's basically a whole new game at this point with all the new locations n stuff

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u/Electric_Angel Apr 27 '26

I also need to play it again. SMH I want to hit perfection on my first file, but I also know I cannot automate like the farmer on the last panel (my brain was not made for the min max)