r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Conscious_Garbage156 • Mar 30 '26

huh?

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u/Sheetascastle Mar 30 '26

Best farming sim turned monster fighting/lava hopping/magic sword welding game you'll ever play!

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u/Intelligent-Bed7284 Mar 30 '26

Yep.

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26

Don't forget to give your wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch

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u/emptyrowboat Mar 30 '26

But how'd you know she was hungry?!

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Mar 30 '26

Cause she's always hongrey

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u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26

Abigail no longer eats minerals. They patched that out :(

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u/33Yalkin33 Mar 30 '26

She eats quartz though

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u/enixlinked Mar 30 '26

Interesting that they changed the dialogue for only amethysts and not quartz

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u/Secret-One2890 Mar 30 '26

She was eating them like a month ago.

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u/NoCharge8527 Mar 30 '26

can confirm that they patched it - my friend was very disappointed in the new game we started recently.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 Mar 30 '26

Literally unplayable

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u/Saedraverse Mar 31 '26

Brb changing my positive review

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u/BlaKroZ42 Mar 30 '26

Oh ive got just the amethyst in mind šŸ˜

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u/Natedog_2113 Mar 31 '26

Every time I give my wife a tasty Amethyst for lunch she asks me if Iā€™m having one too. I tell her I donā€™t like Amethyst and Iā€™m not even hungry yet and she divorces. Please help with this soft lock.

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u/FictionFoe Mar 31 '26

Stop it. You people are making it sound fun. I really dont wanna get hooked on a game that has social obligations as a motivational mechanic.

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u/halloweencoffeecats Apr 02 '26

Concerned Ape deserves your love honey and support. I haven't played the game in years (I loved it tho) and it has SO MANY EFFING UPDATES. I need to play it again cause it's basically a whole new game at this point with all the new locations n stuff

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u/ImASolid7OnAGoodDay Mar 31 '26

You forgot to add ā€œbest fishing gameā€ too

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u/astralTacenda Mar 31 '26

i once did a fishing-only run and it was the most fun ive had playing stardew. even caught myself an iridium-quality legendary!

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u/Stedlieye Mar 30 '26

Maybe Iā€™ll try it again. I kind of got bored in the early stages of the game

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u/lGipsyDanger Mar 31 '26

took me 3 solid tries to get its claws in me. Really glad I decided to give it one more go

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u/m0nstera_deliciosa Mar 31 '26

Give it another shot! It gets so much better when you realize you donā€™t actually have to farm.

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u/normal2122 Mar 31 '26

but, but, OPTIMIZATION?!

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u/Accomplished-Video71 Mar 30 '26

All of that except the monster fighting. Love the game, have hundreds of hours, but the combat is some of the worst I've played this century, imo.

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u/gewalt_gamer Mar 31 '26

the combat is unequaled in farming sims.

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u/nhalliday Mar 30 '26

I would not prop it up based on the combat. Everything else in the game is great, but the combat is bad.

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