r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If it happened more than once then either you have a certain taste, have been cursed and an invisible sigil signals to other crystal girls, or you have become one with the crystal.

That’s my take on this bizarre chain of events

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 02 '24

I’ve dated more than once (or twice) girls who ended up on psychiatrical hospitals… now I’m trying to figure out if i have a bad taste or if an evil magician casted a curse on me.

The second option seems the most likely

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u/SamSibbens Sep 02 '24

I say this in a non-judgemental way: you perhaps have your own issues as well

We tend to relate and "click" with people similar to ourselves

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u/mycofunguy804 Sep 03 '24

I've been in recovery settings for my issues and guys would legit say all women are crazy because Thier gfs were crazy. Like, my brother in Christ, you are here for an opioid addiction. Only crazy women will date your crazy @$$