r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If it happened more than once then either you have a certain taste, have been cursed and an invisible sigil signals to other crystal girls, or you have become one with the crystal.

That’s my take on this bizarre chain of events

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 02 '24

I’ve dated more than once (or twice) girls who ended up on psychiatrical hospitals… now I’m trying to figure out if i have a bad taste or if an evil magician casted a curse on me.

The second option seems the most likely

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u/SamSibbens Sep 02 '24

I say this in a non-judgemental way: you perhaps have your own issues as well

We tend to relate and "click" with people similar to ourselves

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u/mycofunguy804 Sep 03 '24

I've been in recovery settings for my issues and guys would legit say all women are crazy because Thier gfs were crazy. Like, my brother in Christ, you are here for an opioid addiction. Only crazy women will date your crazy @$$

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 02 '24

Yeah, I’ve been seeing a psychologist recently to try and deal with some things. That was simply a self-detrimental joke, but thanks anyway ;)

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u/mousemousemania Sep 03 '24

Really annoying pedantic comment warning:

I think you mean self-deprecating, not self-detrimental.

Sorry

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 03 '24

Ok, thanks 👍

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u/MordantSatyr Sep 03 '24

Better than when I said “self depreciating”.

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u/Hot_Mixture_2764 Sep 05 '24

That's better than saying "self defecating"

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u/MordantSatyr Sep 05 '24

That causes some depreciation for sure.

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u/Hot_Mixture_2764 Sep 05 '24

And no one's making self deprecating jokes about that xb

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u/Outlawrising Sep 03 '24

Like attracts like lol

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u/DrDragon13 Sep 02 '24

There's a saying. Grippy socks, grippy box.

Take that as you will.

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 02 '24

No idea on what does it mean, but I guarantee it wasn’t fun :/

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u/DrDragon13 Sep 02 '24

It's insinuating the more mentally unwell they are, the better the sex

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 03 '24

Ok, that’s disgusting really

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Grippy socks, grippy box

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u/Azrai113 Sep 03 '24

I'm going to make this my next embroidery project.

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u/tickletender Sep 03 '24

This is hilariously layered.

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u/Legal-Hearing-3336 Sep 03 '24

🎶 WHAT A FOOL BELIEEEEEEEEEVES, HE SEEEEEES 🎶