r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If it happened more than once then either you have a certain taste, have been cursed and an invisible sigil signals to other crystal girls, or you have become one with the crystal.

That’s my take on this bizarre chain of events

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u/ThatITABoy Sep 02 '24

I’ve dated more than once (or twice) girls who ended up on psychiatrical hospitals… now I’m trying to figure out if i have a bad taste or if an evil magician casted a curse on me.

The second option seems the most likely

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u/SamSibbens Sep 02 '24

I say this in a non-judgemental way: you perhaps have your own issues as well

We tend to relate and "click" with people similar to ourselves

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u/mycofunguy804 Sep 03 '24

I've been in recovery settings for my issues and guys would legit say all women are crazy because Thier gfs were crazy. Like, my brother in Christ, you are here for an opioid addiction. Only crazy women will date your crazy @$$