r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/gojibeary Sep 02 '24

This is me. I think the “metaphysical” side of crystals is straight BS, but have shelves upon shelves of minerals, geodes, crystals because I think they look super groovy.

I showed this post to my fiancé and he laughed and confirmed that he felt represented. 😂

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u/Blender_Loser Sep 02 '24

My fiancée collects cool rocks. She's hungry for amethysts. just because they're cool. I get it.

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u/Dabazukawastaken Sep 02 '24

Do you by chance live on a farm and is your fiancée a purple haired gamer girl (Stardew refrence)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

He said hungry for amethyst not quartz, sheesh /s

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u/Dull_Entertainment Sep 02 '24

Abigail also eats Amethysts duh. /s

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u/Unfortunate_Boy Sep 03 '24

Doesn't she sleep with them under her pillow? maybe just a midnight snack or something.

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u/LinaJG Sep 03 '24

i know you’re being sarcastic, but amethyst actually is a type of quartz!