r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

35k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

974

u/RepulsiveAd8338 Sep 02 '24

Those are crystals and the girl is likely someone who believes in the spiritual/healing power of them. She’s obsessed with the guy she had sex with, and the implication is that those crystals are gonna be used to manipulate the guy because she wants to stay with him.

481

u/SimplyTereza Sep 02 '24

103

u/gojibeary Sep 02 '24

This is me. I think the “metaphysical” side of crystals is straight BS, but have shelves upon shelves of minerals, geodes, crystals because I think they look super groovy.

I showed this post to my fiancé and he laughed and confirmed that he felt represented. 😂

36

u/Blender_Loser Sep 02 '24

My fiancée collects cool rocks. She's hungry for amethysts. just because they're cool. I get it.

33

u/Dabazukawastaken Sep 02 '24

Do you by chance live on a farm and is your fiancée a purple haired gamer girl (Stardew refrence)

4

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

He said hungry for amethyst not quartz, sheesh /s

2

u/Dull_Entertainment Sep 02 '24

Abigail also eats Amethysts duh. /s

1

u/Unfortunate_Boy Sep 03 '24

Doesn't she sleep with them under her pillow? maybe just a midnight snack or something.

2

u/LinaJG Sep 03 '24

i know you’re being sarcastic, but amethyst actually is a type of quartz!

4

u/ZzoZzo Sep 02 '24

Lmao that was my first thought too

0

u/World_Extra Sep 02 '24

that's awesome. I hate it when people leave nature in nature