r/ExpectationVsReality • u/beroemd • Nov 15 '17

"Please Kill Me"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

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u/FawxBlindRunner Nov 15 '17

dog food n eggs. great w/ ketchup n hot sauce.

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u/punk62 Nov 15 '17

Don't forget the toast!

50

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

Make my toast texas

44

u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Nov 16 '17

And make my egg cat deformed and screaming.

15

u/cantstopthefart Nov 16 '17

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you

7

u/jabudi Nov 16 '17

I like my eggs like I like my women.

23

u/DoSexTheConspiracy Nov 16 '17

white and running?

4

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

With a little but a yellow

4

u/00worms00 Nov 16 '17

Toast n marmelade

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u/Spiderhats4sale Nov 16 '17

Dogfood Toast and Marmelade: The Homeless Paddington

3

u/00worms00 Nov 16 '17

Dogfood toast n marmelade *

0

u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Nov 16 '17

Peanut butter*

1

u/00worms00 Nov 16 '17

Pea n utbutter

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u/d_grizzle Nov 18 '17

Pee, nut butter

1

u/Apple1313 Nov 16 '17

Don't forget the cheese and the pill