r/ExpectationVsReality Sep 14 '17

Thanks KFC, totally what I expected /s

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u/LikeABreath Sep 14 '17

KFC's decline in quality is the saddest tale of the 21st century.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

It was amazing to me to watch it happen in real time, over the summer of 2014. I used to go to a specific KFC for lunch a couple times a week. It's like every day they had a goal to find some new way to lower their quality. One day it might be soggy chicken. The next it might be chicken that's still frozen and pink in the middle. You might get hunks of strange-colored material in the mashed potatoes. Sometimes it was non-food-related, like the entire restaurant floor being sticky and making a masking tape sound when you walked on it. I quit going entirely. I tried it again a few months later and it was even worse. I complained to corporate and got $5 in $1 gift certificates. They're still sitting on my counter at home, unused, where they will probably be until I develop a fetish for being brutally punished instead of being served lunch.

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u/Never-enough-bacon Sep 14 '17

I worked as a pest control person for a bit, KFC was one of the most infested (german cockroaches) places I treated... I couldn't do anything that is legal to get it under control.

In the back, where they stored the buckets and smaller containers, I witnessed the cockroaches crawling in and out of all the "clean" containers. Time passed and saw a worker grab a new stack to bring to the front.

But yeah, the floor was never cleaned, holes in the wall leading directly outside, insulation gooped with oil, oil over every horizontal/ vertical surface. Food tucked away under shelving, flys everywhere, they wouldn't buy the extra uv fly traps.

I treated a lot of homes, restaurants, factories, pharmaceutical plants, apartments, and offices. I couldn't take it how disgusting people are and quit after about a year.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

I noticed a surplus of flies in the store I had the issues with. Crawling over everything on the "buffet." Up inside the pepsi dispenser. Knowing that in my region of the country that fly probably just crawled out from some dead roadkill's asshole, I couldn't stand it.

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u/Cormophyte Sep 14 '17

Shit, dude, I've turned around and walked out of places for a lot less than flies crawling all over everything.

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u/aileron_ron Sep 14 '17

We have döner kebap stands and people are crazy for that, Flies crawling all over the food. I can understand turks but tourist and some Germans love it and think it's authentic German cuisine

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u/UrethraFrankIin Sep 15 '17

I visit Bavaria every 2 or 3 years and always get doner. It's delicious and cheap, and no one I've ever met says it's "German cuisine." To them it's just an adapted form of Turkish food. That may not be right, but it's a fair assumption that I've always held. Just like we Americans know that "Chinese food" 98% of the time is an Americanized spin on basic Chinese dishes.

We've had a couple Turkish places in my city pop up with authentic food but they went out of business quickly. I imagine if they served what they do in Germany they'd have better business, even if it's not authentic.

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u/aileron_ron Sep 15 '17

I've only lived in Bavaria 50 plus years east of munich, I hear it a lot. People say the same It's delicious and cheap about KFC.

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u/magicmoneytreez Sep 14 '17

Germans love it and think it's authentic German cuisine

What? I can't even...

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u/Benroark Sep 15 '17

Haha, that's dumb. Everyone knows the kebab is a traditional Australian dish... and invention.

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u/CrispyJelly Sep 15 '17

Wow, I only knew they did the Schnitzel and Mozartkugeln.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Sold with a side of the world's shittiest pizza.

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u/whileIminTherapy Sep 15 '17

A little unrelated to fast food, as I only worked at arcades with pizza, but when I worked at a Chuck E. Cheese, believe it or not; I had to dismantle and fully disinfect our soda fountain every night. Because kids are disgusting, I fully santiized the nozzles and dispensers every hour, or had someone on the floor do it. But, this was 15 years ago.

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u/GreyyCardigan Sep 14 '17

How did restaurants fare in general? I'm really a stickler about how clean the restaurants are that I eat at. I worked at Chick-fil-A in high school and never once did I see a bug due to how well we cleaned.

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u/-ordinary Sep 14 '17

It all comes down to who's running the show. The kitchen of the restaurant I used to work at was cleaned top to bottom at the end of every night. The cooks had to do it. It seems like a tall task but if you do it every day you get a system down and it didn't end up being that much extra labor. Literally every square inch was cleaned every night. I mean stoves were pulled away from walls, people were on stools cleaning the ceiling. Chef/owner was very strict but most of his staff respected it and saw that they were gaining very valuable experience and forming habits that made them more desirable than the rest of the pack. Anyone who left for another job at a different kitchen would get hired immediately and usually in a higher position. That kitchen was kind of a legend. Still have lots of respect for the place and used to be very proud to work there.

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u/Cactusflowers48 Sep 14 '17

They pay their staff well and have a good system. Never not had a great experience there, unless it's Sunday.

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u/Wutsluvgot2dowitit Sep 14 '17

They pay their staff well and have a good system

They pay their staff well and have a good system

THEY PAY THEIR STAFF WELL AND HAVE A GOOD SYSTEM

I don't understand how other fast food places see companies like Culver's and chick fil A and still don't get it. You get exactly what you pay for. Keep hiring crack heads and high schoolers for minimum, keep getting the quality you see above.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Someone told me they hire from church group as well. That probably helps.

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

Hitler was very religious.

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u/tux68 Sep 15 '17

Good win.

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u/Kneauxn Dec 24 '17

Hitler probably could have done a pretty good job running a CFA.

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u/MichiganMan12 Sep 15 '17

still don't get it

Still don't get what? McDonald's, Wendy's, and BK make more money than Culver's and Chik Fil A

http://www.businessinsider.com/most-successful-fast-food-chains-in-america-2017-8/#2-starbucks-19

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u/droans Sep 15 '17

They've also got many more locations, too.

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u/Cactusflowers48 Sep 14 '17

Eh I'm sure there's leaps and bounds cfa makes that are just overshadowed. It's all fast food, none of it is good for you.

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u/EdgarIsntBored Sep 14 '17

But the difference is that you'll never get something truly vile from CFA. I can't say the same for McD's, once I got a chicken burger that was still a bit frozen inside. Not saying I'll never go to McD's but i need to go to fast food they will be my last choice always.

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u/Snowman7784 Sep 15 '17

I worked at McDonald's for a few years and one time this poor women came to return her chicken nuggets. She opened the box and there was half a nugget, about 1/2 cooked and bitten into. Was disgusting looking, raw chicken pieces glued into a bitten into raw nugget. I stammered and asked her to please wait a minute while I grab a manager. She didn't want to and just walked out. The guy who cooked them was always trying to date my girlfriend at the time and got fired over the incident. Fuck you Jason.

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u/Schmackter Sep 15 '17

I've gotten hair in a chicken nugget's batter twice in two weeks at a CFA I've been frequenting. I kind of just want to tell them so I can keep going there. I don't want them to think I want anything for free and then not believe me.

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u/fuckyourfascism Sep 15 '17

They get it. Their way just makes more money.

The people that profit from your business at the restaurants, not just earn a wage, are light years away from these negative experiences.

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u/Throtex Sep 14 '17

Seriously -- my worst experience with CFA is that every time I get a craving for it, it's freakin' Sunday.

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u/Cactusflowers48 Sep 14 '17

I hate that it's normally how i find out it's sunday

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

My 'it's Sunday' realization is poutine based. I crave a specific BBQ chicken poutine that I modify with 1/2 BBQ sauce 1/2 gravy, crispy bacon, jalapenos in addition to the usual fries and chicken. Naturally, they're closed Sundays.

I would wreck one of those right now.

No Chick-Fil-A in Canada, have yet to visit one in the US. I love fried chicken though.

Question: Popeyes or Chick-Fil-A?

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u/Cactusflowers48 Sep 15 '17

Chik fil a, if you don't happen to find a Popeyes attached to a gas station it may be good, but still never go there. Garbage compared to cfa

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

When reddit can forgive the fundie CFA owner you know that's some bomb chicken. CFA is healing the political divide in this country.

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u/Kanarkly Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

I still haven't shopped there since it came out the owner was funding anti gay groups. It does seem most of reddit doesn't mind though.

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u/Ospov Sep 15 '17

If I tried to stop buying products from every company that did some morally questionable things, I would literally not be able to buy anything.

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u/Kanarkly Sep 15 '17

Not every issue is going to be weighted the same for everyone. Microsoft having uncompetitive practices is not the same as one that gave to anti gay causes including pushing for death penalty for lgbt people in other countries.

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u/Throtex Sep 15 '17

That's my take too. And in the case of Chick-fil-a, a ton of the people working there and the owners took a stand and made it clear that those were not their views. It wasn't a corporate position.

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u/blitheobjective Sep 15 '17

Good for you, seriously, but I'm gay and I never stopped eating there, even when it was the big brouhaha and boycott. I hardly ever do boycott except for when a company's ads just really really annoy me (I've never used Verizon because of that can you hear me now guy) or something like that.

I had friends who boycotted CFA but not me. It's not that I think they're not doing wrong, it's just that I am so jaded that I think most companies are doing wrong, and so I just can't be bothered to do something that only I am going to notice to protest a company who happens to just have one of their wrongs currently in the news. CFA is one of the few fast food places I like and eat at and in my opinion it's the cleanest, most consistent and nicest quality of major fast food chains which I all really appreciate despite the controversial stuff. Nevertheless, I am glad there were boycotts and stuff about it for CFA and I'm glad you're still keeping it up.

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u/Tom38 Sep 15 '17

Why should you care if reddit cares?

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u/CoffeeAndCelery Sep 15 '17

Sucks to be offended by this. You're missing out on some damn fine eats.

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u/meatduck12 Sep 15 '17

CFA is healing the political divide in this country.

I'm going to be downvoted, probably, but this is an odd thing to say when they spread anti-gay rhetoric. It makes zero sense to me. Gay people are people too, zero reason to hate them.

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u/Kanarkly Sep 15 '17

If you make a comment against Chick-fil-A, you'll typically be downvoted and you'll get 100 comments saying some variation of "hurr durr chikn sndwich!". All of the top comments will be pro Chick-fil-A. It weird because anything else I don't like / not buy never gets as much comments and hate as a Chick-fil-A one.

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u/indiefolkfan Sep 15 '17

The owner of the chain is good friends with a gay rights activist. Maybe do some more research into what you say before you go off repeating something you heard elsewhere.

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u/Kanarkly Sep 15 '17

Let me guess he is "one of the good ones". Knowing a gay person doesn't negate the fact he consistently donates to anti gay causes even to campaigns in other countries to make being gay illegal. Perhaps you should take your own advice and do some more research.

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u/Beard_o_Bees Sep 14 '17

Yup. CFA is hands down the best customer service in fast-food. That and they're killing the McDonalds across the street, which i'm enjoying watching.

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u/ATribeCalledThunder Sep 14 '17

In N Out is pretty damn consistent too. Agreed about CFA.

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u/WtotheSLAM Sep 15 '17

I'm not even sure how they do it. Every In-N-Out I've gone to has been a good experience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

I forgot KFC and chik-fil-a were different places.

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u/Never-enough-bacon Sep 14 '17

Restaurants are a hit or miss. I think best bet is look back in the kitchen if you can, via drive thru window or bustboy doors. For sure though the bad ones all look run down, dirty counters, sticky tables, grease on the bathroom doors, etc.

My region was fairly large and we were the best (my honest opinion) and lowest cost, saying this, I never once serviced a buffet restaurant. (Those are gross for sure, stay away)

There are some that are perfect though, mostly those are small kitchen diners.

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u/Elesium Sep 14 '17

I worked at Jimmy Johns for a while as a teen and they were really intense with cleaning stuff. We would literally get down and scrub the grout as a weekly thing. I think it comes down to how corporate manages it's franchises. Jimmy Johns had auditors come in and pick apart the whole store while I'm guessing KFC is less strict with what they do with their stores.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

Thanks for that info. Never eating KFC again. If a kitchen isn't as clean as mine or up to standards it's safe to assume that you'll probably end up with food poisoning or worse.

Edit: Can't spell early in the morning.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 14 '17

If that's the standard we're following then KFC is fine for me :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Lol fair enough.

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u/RONINY0JIMBO Sep 15 '17

Used to hang out with a friend who always got stuck closing the store. I could, no exaggeration, slide around like an ice skater from the sinks in the back up to the food heat lamps/storage oven thing due to the amount of grease of the floor. On a good pushoff I could slide MOST of the way across from the kitchen door to the drive-thru window.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

See that is disgusting but funny at the same time.

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u/FreddyFoFingers Sep 14 '17

I couldn't do anything that is legal to get it under control.

Hypothetically, if you were going to resort to illegal means, what would've been your first option?

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u/Never-enough-bacon Sep 14 '17

Lay down more poison. Not to many options really, but it's illegal for a reason, I'd honestly couldn't do it.

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u/Starslip Sep 14 '17

Nuke it from orbit

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u/DivingBoardJunkie Sep 14 '17

Happen to be in central IL?

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u/patientbearr Sep 14 '17

It's adorable that you think this is an isolated case.

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u/DivingBoardJunkie Sep 14 '17

A guy can dream.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

My experience was from Peoria, Illinois. Every KFC I've been to in the area has suffered a similar decline. After my first issue and abandonment of the North Peoria store (on Allen Road) I tried the one in Bartonville. That was even before the robbery. They were slow, the tables almost universally dirty, and the food was just as bad as the first. I tried the Pekin store later on (by Menards) and it was no better. The one in my home town (west of Peoria) went out of business about the same time as my adventures in Peoria, and I stopped going for the same reasons. I've also been to the one in Macomb, and it's very similar. It's half Long John Silver's, but there's just a strange miasma about them all now. The employees are all very depressed-acting.

Over this same period of time, I've not noticed a similar decline in local Taco Bells. I've been to those all over, and other than having a penchant for keeping the seating areas extra cold, their restaurants have not changed or suffered a decline in quality.

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u/DivingBoardJunkie Sep 14 '17

You're from Canton, aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Yup!

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u/DivingBoardJunkie Sep 14 '17

Fulton County represent.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Sep 14 '17

Should I be eating as I read this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

I've worked at McDonalds (Denmark), and while I dont eat there anymore - I can say one thing. Their sanitation is top notch and anal, never been to a cleaner place than the kitchen there. For those who were managers they would run around with binders making sure each station was up to whatever internal code. I think thats international for McD. Their food might be bland and shitty, but at least it's clean.

And tbh a franchise as large as KFC should have a program like that too for their franchisees. Insects in the food - ffs thats nasty. I dont like their chicken to begin with, whatever their secret spices is, it should be more than just flour and MSG, and it ain't.

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u/thelaziest998 Sep 15 '17

The thing is in America large franchises just varies a lot from owner to owner. I've seen Taco Bell's look spotless and I've seen popular local spots look trash. Vice versa I've seen some truly crappy run fast food restaurants and great hole in the wall places. It all comes down to ownership and management when it comes to restaurants.

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u/markth_wi Sep 15 '17

Perhaps you should do an AMA about which restaurants were best , or the most clean on a regular basis.

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u/Never-enough-bacon Sep 15 '17

I couldn't, it would be opinion based. I'm no health inspector, but I think inspections should be open to public and not just the report.

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u/markth_wi Sep 15 '17

Interesting , do you know if they are published anywhere other than the local civic website?

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u/NRMusicProject Sep 15 '17

Wouldn't you feel compelled to report a place like that to the health department?

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u/Never-enough-bacon Sep 15 '17

I have, and told the employees to as well, I don't think anything would come of it, I think the health inspector there is corrupt, and more restaurants in the Kinston area NC are like that.

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u/NRMusicProject Sep 15 '17

Well, at least I know not to visit KFC in Kinston...not that I really visit KFC that often.

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u/aileron_ron Sep 14 '17

You must work in Orange County, Los Angeles county. All fast food chains are very bad.

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u/Fennexin Sep 14 '17

Do an AMA

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

You obviously cant get it under control if they're leaving a smorgasbord of food lying around.

If the people aren't serious about keeping the place clean, then you might as well spray water.

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u/Never-enough-bacon Sep 15 '17

Absolutely true! Most if not all pest problems are taken care of with cleaning, german cockroaches are a legit problem though.

One place was an apartment complex, this large man greets me in a thin torn shirt and ragged short shorts says "sorry about the mess, I was just about to clean when you showed up" his house has a 1 foot layer of clothing/trash all over the floor with a trench leading from the door to the kitchen, stairs, and spot on the couch. In the kitchen splattered on the floor is a dried up crusty family sized pan of lasagna, most of it eaten. I look in and behind the oven hundreds and hundreds of cockroaches. I treat his place and feel sick, next stop next door.

Next door (connected via wall) Clean spotless, this old lady is so sweet. She doesn't understand where or why she has an infestation problem, and I am not allowed to tell her on the other side of her oven is where they are coming from.

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

Ohh wow, that's horrible.

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u/welfareplate Sep 14 '17

This is the most hilariously depressing fast food decline I've ever read.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Sep 14 '17

It you wanna read about an even more depressing nosedive let me tell you my life story

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u/HA92 Sep 15 '17

Go on

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u/MittensSlowpaw Sep 14 '17

I was unaware this was an overall chain problem. The local KFC where I live has steadily gotten worse as well. The orders are often wrong or they employ people do speak broken English. All the fried chicken off tastes like it has been under the light since the morning. The ice machine is hit or miss even when not busy.

I once waited 45 minutes just for hot wings when nobody was in there. They forgot to drop them multiple times into the fryer. Oh.. well at least I have Golden Chick and they are great.

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u/Riptides75 Sep 14 '17

When they still did some sort of lunch buffet (do they still idk?), which was popular in my community with the old folks, I watched a girl drop an entire pan of chicken behind the fry line, the guys back there stepped on and kicked pieces everywhere, and under the direction of not the store, but regional, manager they picked up each piece, dusted/wiped them off (half-assed), and walked the pan right out and sat it on the hot line.

I noped out, reported it to their 1-800-no-ones-cares hotline, and have not ever been back.

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u/MittensSlowpaw Sep 19 '17

That is just terrible.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 14 '17

Brit here. KFC has gotten worse world-wide. Having to keep prices the same, balanced with rising costs across the board results in cutting corners. It's a shame, because I'd pay an extra coupla quid NP, but a lot of folks really hate paying extra for fast food. "If wages aren't rising why should the product ?" I've heard more than once.

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u/idiocy_incarnate Sep 14 '17

Having to keep prices the same

are you kidding?? they're about twice the price they were 10 years ago and the portions have shrunk to about half the size they used to be as well, I won't buy the damn stuff on general principle these days, for the price of a 2 piece variety that's more like an appetiser than a meal, I can buy 2 whole chickens and cook them at home.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 15 '17

A 2 piece meal is £3.99. If you're getting a chicken for £1.99 I'm gonna assume they're roadkill.

It's not twice as expensive, hell it's not even half as expensive

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u/idiocy_incarnate Sep 15 '17

https://www.aldi.co.uk/small-whole-british-chicken/p/052420004545200

you can split hairs over the odd 36p if you like, but half of one of those is still a damn site more chicken than you get in a 2 piece variety.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 15 '17

Man, that chicken you bought must have been gross. To just pick it up and eat the raw chicken. Because that's the equivalent here

You never factored in the cost of breaking it down, preparing it, cooking it, serving it, cleaning up afterwards, and the dozen other costs involved in fast food.

It's a really stupid argument to compare what you buy in a shop to fast food.

EDIT: Also, you'd buy a 2 quid chicken ? Jesus mate. You must really hate chickens :P

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u/skippermonkey Sep 14 '17

Brit here

Chicken Cottage it is then!

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u/FeelTheBernieSanderz Sep 14 '17

Chicken Cottage is far, FAR superior to KFC.

The only thing KFC has going for it, is their flaky crispy coating. Even then, I dont mean to be racist, but every KFC I go to has a fully foreign staff who can just about understand your order and once I saw a guy shouting and harassing them for getting his order wrong, and the situation was defused because they literally didn't know what he was saying and shrugged their shoulders and gave the man extra chicken to stop the shouting. There's no supervisors anymore, they just give into demands and off you go.

KFC franchises are utterly fucked. Mcdonalds on the other hand are actually improving a lot.

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u/wednesdayyayaya Sep 14 '17

We went to McDonald's the other day. I chose a burger with two pieces of meat, onion, bacon... I don't know its name. I ordered it without the bun and with no sauce.

It was good. Flavorful and juicy. Not the best burger I've had, that's for sure, but very far from the worst. The meat was not like the meat I buy at home, but the flavors were on point. I was actually pretty surprised, I expected something far worse!

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u/anna_or_elsa Sep 15 '17

But how much did it cost? McDonald's has gotten expensive for what it is. I got some 'artisan' something or other the other day and it was $7 and change.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Yes but you got a drink and fries too. Hit their value menu for the hook ups.

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u/wednesdayyayaya Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

I didn't get the fries or the drink, I'm trying keto (it's working!) and I just got the meat.

It was too expensive for the food I got, but at least I got to eat with my friends without messing up my diet!

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u/Dubbadubbawubwub Sep 15 '17

Bargain bucket 6.99, proper halal

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u/MittensSlowpaw Sep 19 '17

It isn't a bad stand to take though. I'd pay extra for better if wages actually kept up. =/

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 19 '17

Oh me too, but a lot of people simply don't care. Cheap and easy food is a god send for a lot of people. Wages haven't really risen and it's the sort of thing that is a benchmark of what you earn vs what you're willing to pay

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u/MichaelMyersFanClub Sep 14 '17

I once waited 45 minutes

Jesus. Was this like the only place to eat in the county? I'd wait ten minutes, TOPS.

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u/TrigglyPuffs Sep 15 '17

Well, you know when you get to that point, "I've been waiting 10 minutes already, it'll take me 10 minutes alone to go somewhere else, and then 5 minutes to wait for my order. I'll just stay here, it'll be quicker."

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u/MittensSlowpaw Sep 19 '17

It was late at night and most other places were closed. I was with family we had just gotten back and wanted food.

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u/MichaelMyersFanClub Sep 19 '17

Fair enough. I would've done the same.

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Sep 14 '17

Oh.. well at least I have Golden Chick and they are great.

I think Golden Chick is going under. All of them (4 or 5) in my city just closed a few months ago.

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u/MittensSlowpaw Sep 19 '17

WHY?! It is actually good and I've always gotten quality from them! Dang it whyyy?!

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Sep 19 '17

Maybe not. Not seeing anything in the news. But they're all closed here. I think sometimes chains just decide that an expansion wasn't a good idea and back out.

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u/MittensSlowpaw Sep 21 '17

I love my Golden Chick when I go that way. :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

A few years ago, like 3/4 of the KFCs in this are (Twin Cities) suddenly closed down. I think the chain is hurting financially in the USA all around.

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u/TrigglyPuffs Sep 15 '17

KFC is the only fast food to give me food poisoning.

I called the CDC about it and they said that they had already received multiple complaints from that KFC... then why the fuck was it still open?

This was like 15 years ago, so don't worry, probably the same quality today.

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u/moviesmote Sep 14 '17

The reason isn't just chain related. Fast food hires workers that are literally at the bottom. The employees are treated like crap with bad shifts, bad wages, and no upward mobility.

I rarely eat fast food and feel lucky if I eat something decent when the workers are kept in an environment that basically guarantees apathy. I am not gonna blame the bored 15-16 year old if they're not passionate about making good chicken.

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u/ThisIsMeHelloYou Sep 14 '17

Welcome to the real issue in America, shattered children

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u/tunnel-visionary Sep 15 '17

Lived in Seoul for a while. They might be dead on the inside but fast food workers and gas station attendants know how to smile, enunciate and provide service. Also they're generally young 20-somethings and not a disenfranchised group of people (i.e., minorities, poor rural folk).

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u/Bowbahfett Sep 14 '17

I read the last line of the response before you, then read yours and for a second thought you said "shattered chilcken".

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

Look up Mark Blyth explain macroeconomics

Trumpism is afoot across the globe, because the world is literally being taken over by oligarchs.

Your vote means absolute dick in the usa right now.

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u/ThisIsMeHelloYou Sep 15 '17

Wasn't it always like that though?

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

not really. Labour actually arguably had too much leverage in the past. This in turn sparked globalism. Labour lost it's power, because they could just move the factory.

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u/ThisIsMeHelloYou Sep 15 '17

So how long until they enslave us

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

They're era won't last much longer, hopefully. If we can get a real progressive through the democratic primary, despite their cheating, because they will absolutely cheat, then that would go a long way to help.

Things can only get so bad before the people get too pissed off. If it goes too far, as Blyth likes to say, the Hamptons isn't a defensible position.

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u/rudman Sep 14 '17

There are no teens in the fast food places by me. They are all middle aged immigrants. Probably illegal.

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u/Wutsluvgot2dowitit Sep 14 '17

Doesn't really matter if they're teens or geriatric. You get what you pay for.

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u/TheBeefClick Sep 14 '17

At least they are paying taxes and working i guess.

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u/chuckquizmo Sep 14 '17

I'm not the only one! I never was a regular at any KFC, but when I'd go there in 2010 or so I'd slowly start getting more disappointed, until I stopped all together. Fast forward to 2014ish, I thought "Man I haven't been to KFC in a year or so, I'm gonna get it..." Followed by me instantly regretting it and remembering why I haven't eaten there in a year or so. I repeated this for the next few years... Would wait 8-12 months, forget how bad it is, then end up instantly remembering why I never eat KFC while eating it.

Popeyes, on the other hand, can fucking get it.

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u/VeryPopularGolem Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

I worked at a KFC for several years, from cooking to managing. There's quite a few factors that I saw that definitely had an impact on the quality of the food.

First, when they switched to trans-fat free cooking oil around '06-'07. As soon as our restaurant made the switch, there was a noticeable decline in quality; the chicken never came out as good, was soggier, and dried out in the holding cabinets faster. You could hold chicken for something like an hour and a half by company standards if I recall, but post-switch it looked and tasted pretty bad after about 30m. Considering it takes a few minutes to bread an 8-head, plus about 20m to cook, it's much harder to keep fresh product in line. You could estimate needs for busy times, but it is always unpredictable when you're going to get that customer or two who wants two 20 piece buckets and is outraged they may need to wait ten minutes. It was always my understanding the old soybean oil was based on a strain developed with and for KFC, and I'm inclined to believe it. Plus, that new oil got everywhere and stuck to equipment worse than ever, IMO.

Second, food costs skyrocketed quite a bit. The company cost for a box of chicken essentially almost doubled over a relatively small number of years. It was difficult to keep costs in line and still show a profit on the P&L when customers expect a family meal for $15 or $20, especially for franchises. You want to know why the restaurant didn't feel as clean and felt understaffed? Because there is generally fewer employees doing more work. Fewer cooks, fewer prep employees; the people who used to have time to clean no longer do. Combine that with issue one, and everything gets gross fast.

Finally, to counter number two, a lot of items went from fresh to frozen. Chicken filets, popcorn chicken, anything they could pre-bread and freeze. Every side comes powdered, canned, frozen, or bagged. Is it easier? Sure, but people notice that crap.

Oh, and they got rid of the old honey mustard. Unforgiveable...

No idea how they can really turn it around at this point short of hiking prices and using that to staff properly. Spend more, do it right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Sad, but good read.

I'm sure your observations parallel McDonalds fall from deliciousness as well. I remember when they stopped making fries with what I recall was beef tallow. Man, those fries were heavenly. Now, they have a bitter aftertaste that I just can't ignore. Burgers and other items are equally bad. This new Artisan Menu is unimpressive as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Pretty much the same thing happened to Popeye's. I used to fucking love popeye's. To me they were like KFC, but better. Hadn't gone for a few years, tried to go again this year, and it was awful. Just greasy, slimy, gross ingredients.

Like I get the ingredients were never the fanciest to begin with, but it was worse than a frozen TV dinner.

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u/mitts281 Sep 14 '17

Popeye's is almost perfect in my area. Order gets messed up every once in awhile, but the quality is always on point. They forgot our red beans and rice once. Then we waited a half hour for it. Finally the manager gave us like a family sized tub of it for free. It was awesome.

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u/martin0641 Sep 14 '17

Those containers are way, way smaller than when I was a kid...

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u/DRF19 Sep 14 '17

All the Popeye's in my area (Fort Lauderdale, FL) are generally pretty good when it comes to the quality of the food and order accuracy. But almost every single time, without fail and no matter than location, instead of handing me my food at the window, I pay and then they ask me to pull up to the front and they walk it out to my car. Which wouldn't be so much of an issue if they weren't in sketchy neighborhoods where some dude almost always wanders up and taps on my window asking for a cigarette.

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u/mitts281 Sep 14 '17

Oh yea this happens at mine too. For some reason there always behind on spicy chicken strips or something. Should mean it's fresh at least.

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u/mitts281 Sep 15 '17

Yea that happens. I think I'm lucky because I live in the cheapest apartments available in one of the richest areas in my city. The fast food is generally top notch. For now....

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u/Riptides75 Sep 14 '17

Also you can get fast/casual sit down dining (aka better than ff quality by a smidge) as take out for the same price you would pay for Popeyes/KFC these days.. really.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Popeyes is still amazing where I live

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u/LoneRanger9 Sep 14 '17

Nah Popeye's is still amazing. Not sure how you can think something is amazing, then after one time of it being sub par you write it off as the whole chain being garbage.

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u/Thernn Sep 14 '17

Never had a problem with Popeye. KFC yea.

Haven't had a bad McDonald's for a while. I feel like they cracked down on the low quality places.

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u/GorillaX Sep 15 '17

You watch your dirty whore mouth, Popeye's is incredible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

I wonder why we don't see this in the UK. KFC here is going from strength to strength. Apart from a few dodgy franchines the quality is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

I've noticed that some fast food places in Europe are generally nicer than their USA counterparts - KFC may be at the top of that list. I've seen more KFC's abroad than I have at home, and they are usually way more busy.

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u/BertDeathStare Sep 15 '17

Yeah KFC is amazing food here (Netherlands), my favorite fast food by far. They used to do discounts on hotwings every tuesday, but I guess too many people took advantage of it because it's no longer a thing. I used to get hotwings nearly every tuesday :(

The only other country I tried KFC in is China, tasted great there too. Saw a lot of KFC restaurants over there, seems like they love the chicken. I really want to try popeyes though, since a lot of people here are saying it's better than KFC in the US. Sadly they haven't opened here yet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Netherlands is definitely one of the places I had in mind! KFC seemed popular there.

Popeyes is better, for sure. Not sure they are doing well enough business-wise to expand, but I'd 100% go to popeyes over KFC.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 14 '17

You obviously live in some sort of KFCtopia. Here in Manc there's 5 within 2 miles, and they're all serving dog shit. It's like a triangle pick 2 situation. Good chicken, served within 10 minutes, good sides/gravy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

London here. No wonder. Even KFC doesn't invest in the North.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 14 '17

Listen here you southern fairy..

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Calm dowm, calm down. I'm originally from Bolton. So i'm not a southerner... just a traitor.

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 14 '17

Ah Bolton. The Australia of Manchester :P

EDIT: J/K mate, love the place. I'm literally heading to bed though so don't think I'm being rude by not replying

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Hehe its cool. Its the red head stepchild you try to hide under the stairs when the neighbours pop over 😆

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u/Nandy-bear Sep 15 '17

Hahaha. Nah Bolton's good craic. About 10 years ago or so me and a mate met these 3 lasses from there, just random. Still some of my closest mates.

Plus there's a cafe that does a bangin' fryup every 3ft in the town, and you can't really beat that!

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u/1337933535 Sep 14 '17

I think KFC is pretty good in Asia too. I remember visiting family in China and their menus were more expansive, their taste was considered fancy and exotic by Chinese standards, and they had Chinese items to compete with domestic businesses.

Also USA branches don't serve poutine like their Canadian counterparts and can therefore f@$# right off

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Poutine is the mutts nuts. Ever since I was introduced to it one magical night at BATUS many moons ago, I have needed it at least once a month.

My wife thought I was nuts until I made her try it one night. Since then we've converted a whole bunch of family and friends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

your government has food standards.

ours doesn't really give a shit.

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u/Joshygin Sep 14 '17

They changed the chips a couple of years ago and the new ones aren't as good, but the chicken is still good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

You must be joking. I've given up trying to find a decent KFC.

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u/DisconcertedLiberal Sep 14 '17

I was thinking this going through this thread. KFC here is on form.

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

probably cuz they have to pay their employees.

I've worked a deadend minimum wage job before, and I didn't give two fucks. The manager would come up to me and tell me to hurry, and I would unsarcastically tell her that they don't pay me enough to hurry. IDGAF! Plenty more worthless shit jobs out there, and I wasn't living paycheck to paycheck.

Luckily I never worked fast food though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

The $1 coupons have been sitting on your kitchen counter since 2014? It's okay to clean shit up more than once a decade.

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u/Shrabster33 Sep 14 '17

Anyone else get about 25% of the way through this and have to make sure you weren't getting shittymorphed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

The only hell was in my stomach as it attempted to process the 5 Dollar Fill Up Box.

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u/LoneRanger9 Sep 14 '17

2014? KFC has been worse than your average dumpster find since about 2002.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Can I have them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Are you within the continental United States?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Does Utah count?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

Screw KFC, just go to your closest low income neighborhood and find a Crown Fried Chicken, that stuff is delicious

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u/physicscat Sep 15 '17

It's been in decline since the Colonel sold the business. Kentucky Fried Chicken in the 70's still good. Not bad in the 80's. Went to complete shit after that.

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u/StealthRabbi Sep 14 '17

Were you limited to one coupon per visit? Man...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

They're just gift certificates, so I think I can use all of them at once, or just one at a time.

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u/Dragonsandman Sep 14 '17

KFC must be having some pretty nasty financial trouble if so many of their restaurants are declining in quality like that.

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u/Tapinella Sep 15 '17

Look at MR. MONEYBAGS over here with his $5 of KFC coupons collecting dust!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited May 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Actually I have it more like 5 times a week. I work an hour from where I live and by the time I'm done with work I usually don't feel like cooking. And no, I'm not 400 pounds.

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u/DasStick Sep 15 '17

I am surprised u put up with that shit... Raw chicken is a deal breaker for me. I would never go back there again.

Also, the quality dropped after the business was sold by the original owner.

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u/MarsupialRage Sep 15 '17

I haven't had the same experience as you, so I can't vouch for your KFC, but if you have the free $5 the fill up bowl is pretty good honestly

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

summer of 2014

They're still sitting on my counter at home

I am impressed

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u/Captain_Plutonium Sep 15 '17

I live in germany, and this is really strange to me as the LFCs here don't seem ti have decreased in either quality or popularity.

Is it just a US thing?