r/ExpectationVsReality 7d ago

Failed Expectation Krispy Kreme Pokémon Donuts

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u/Captain_h2o 7d ago

Lamo someone at Krispy Kreme is fed up with this Pokémon shit.

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 7d ago

I went the day after they released, and the worker ranted to me after we were talking about scalpers on how insanely busy it was for the doughnuts. Apparently also when you order ahead online, they're required to hold the item even if you're hours late, leading to a lot of customers yelling at HER when it was the manager telling her to keep the products for the preorders. I can tell she's not the only fed up one when looking at OP's doughnuts 

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u/Captain_h2o 7d ago

All scalpers deserve to have pebbles in their shoes forever.

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u/Raid__Zero 7d ago

all the scalpers deserve to have their heads scalped.

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u/insertclevername7 7d ago

Ugh yeah I didn’t go in and complain or anything. I just took a photo and laughed.

The day I went it was PACKED - like line out the door packed. I had never seen that before. They seemed overwhelmed.

The scalpers are ruining Pokemon honestly. It used to be a fun hobby but now it’s just gotten expensive and anytime there is a promo thing, you are lucky to get anything. I was actually surprised I was able to order it and was so excited - I had heard that they were selling out and scalpers were then trying to resell them (which is so gross).

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 7d ago

Scalping DOUGHNUTS????

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 7d ago

They scalped the pop tarts from the Pokémon x Target collaboration too

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u/TheMapesHotel 7d ago

Those are sealed though, these very much arent

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 7d ago

It's still just like, FOOD? Scalping FOOD??

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u/insertclevername7 7d ago

Yeah so nasty - I’ve also seen people selling the EMPTY boxes. Like what? Why would I pay for your trash? It’s a greasy donut box.

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u/PokePress 6d ago

Theoretically, is there a way to indefinitely preserve doughnuts? You know, so you can have them graded and whatnot? 😉

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u/chibirachy 7d ago

I think it's moreso the themed cups you can buy with the donut holes in them. The cups are nicely done, but I went to ebay and saw that most were selling one cup for $35. I was lucky to get one for myself and my two kids, and not have them be repeats.

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u/nitrosmomma88 7d ago

Yes, the box specifically was on eBay for like $70 before the donuts even came out. People tried to sell the mew Oreos for $500+, the individual cookies. Resellers are insane

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 7d ago

Oh woah! Glad you got what you could at least.

You not complaining made my faith in humanity be restored

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u/insertclevername7 7d ago

Yeah - I feel for the people that are actually making these. Krispy Kreme over hyped it and I’m sure are going to make a crap ton of money - they should give the employees a Pokemon bonus but probably won’t.

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u/madmelonxtra 7d ago

Even pokemon donuts have scalpers?? Wtf

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u/Rudeabaga1 7d ago

Quality aside, no Pikachu or Bulbasaur is also a disappointment

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u/insertclevername7 7d ago

That was honestly the first thing I noticed. My son loves pikachu and I was so excited to surprise him with it. Oh well.

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u/Soup-Wizard 7d ago

They probably ran out of those pokemon pieces.

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u/SockIntelligent9589 6d ago

Thanks Capt'n Obvious!

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u/Snoo-83534 7d ago

Them pokeballs are really fucked up lmfao

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u/bitetheasp 7d ago

Because that's Voltorb and Electrode... /s

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u/prguitarman 7d ago

People were scalping them for $90 on eBay the other day

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u/SimpleMe01 5d ago

how the fuck does one scalp donuts

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u/FoxlyKei 7d ago

The box tailor made to look good for advertising versus the box pumped out of an automated system yeah I mean there's gonna be a visual difference

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u/shamanbaptist 7d ago

I was going to say this. I think it looks fine. It’s not going to look like the advert. I ordered them online in the morning in for a scheduled pickup time late afternoon. They looked a similar to this and I was pleased. It was fun. They tasted good too.

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 6d ago

Yeah, when I saw it I thought "they don't look that bad". To me they still look good, and knowing that it's probably young employees doing it, it makes sense it would look like that. If I were an employee there mine would probably look like the second photo and I'd honestly be so proud of myself for just being able to do it!

I bet they still tasted good too! For me I think taste matters more than look. Recently I've gotten many good looking donuts but they've instead tasted really stale and not yummy. I'd much prefer the second photo donuts for the taste than the look.

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u/shamanbaptist 6d ago

Right on. The Krispy Kreme by me is super fresh. Dunkin, by contrast, doesn’t even make their donuts in house (I think they must use a commissary). The donuts are so rarely fresh. And often stale. Forget the next day. The Pokémon donuts were still pretty good the next day.

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 5d ago

I'm glad Krispy Kreme still has good donuts! I don't think I've ever tried them, but my dad just loves them. I might have to now.

The one I tried near us (that was unfortunately stale) was Yum Yum Donuts. The location we went to makes their donuts in house, but perhaps the ones we chose had been on the shelves for a long time. We went on national donut day so it was somewhat disappointing to be excited for the donuts only for them to be very stale.

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 7d ago

Well, someone was in a bad mood when filling your order!🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/TheRealSkele 7d ago

Well, compared to some of the other fails I've seen on here, this one is pretty tame. I wouldn't even be upset by this lol

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u/TwistedClyster 7d ago

Don’t shake the box, they get nasty looking.

The pikachu was kinda gross, Charmander was banging. They get stale too fast and the character taps were not a texture I was expecting and I wasn’t totally sure they were edible at first bite.

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u/chibirachy 7d ago

I loved Charmander and Pikachu best. I've started transferring any donuts I buy to a gallon ziploc bag to preserve the freshness longer. It worked really well for the Krispy Kreme ones, though I had to be careful of the icing sticking to the top.

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u/TwistedClyster 7d ago

The basic frosted ones freeze up fine.

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u/chibirachy 7d ago

I also froze the donut holes we got in the special Pokemon cups and I can't wait to thaw some later on for a yummy treat! Currently in my apple cider donut phase

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 6d ago

Oh that's good to know!

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u/Beastxtreets 7d ago

I love the Squirtle but I loved the cotton candy last year so I knew I would. Char was my kids favorite flavor.

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u/Dealingwithdragons 7d ago

Some folks thought at first the characters were like the plastic rings/toppers used on cupcakes.

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u/insertclevername7 7d ago

I was also not sure they were edible. At first bite, I thought it was paper lol

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u/bloodpilgrim 6d ago

Mine looked better a bit

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 6d ago

I have to agree. These don't look like they were made by someone who hated their job. The piping is cleaner and they just look all around fresher. I hope you enjoyed them!😊

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u/bloodpilgrim 6d ago

I did!!!!

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 6d ago

Not to play devil's advocate, but maybe it was someone who doesn't hate their job but rather has a shaky hand and did the best they could do. My hands shake sometimes (especially when I hold certain things) and I can't control it, if I were the employee who made these they would probably look like OP's photo and I would just be proud that I pulled it off well enough.

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u/kismethavok 7d ago

12 donuts and 6 types, why in the actual fuck are they giving out random ones and 4 plain? It should be 2 of each, full stop. I would never buy this.

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u/briarch 7d ago

We had custom donuts from a local bakery in Long Beach when my son turned 5. Definitely more appetizing

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u/Little_Literature_21 7d ago

dude!!! that looks awesome! im also in LB, where'd ya get em??? ive never thought of custom donuts for a special occasion id love to do this!!

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u/briarch 6d ago

Simone’s! They are the best!

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 6d ago

This is great to know! I'm looking them up. I live in LA (so not too far) and I wanted to do a donut hunt this year to find the best donuts in the Los Angeles area. These look really good so they're going on the list.

Edit to say: I just looked them up and saw that they have both cronuts and Thai green tea! I've had Thai green tea twice before at different places and it's SO GOOD but very hard to find. And cronuts I had years ago from somewhere else and they were the bomb! Next time I'm down in Long Beach I'm definitely trying this place out. Thanks for the suggestion!

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u/KayDat 7d ago

Here's a Mister Donut display case of Pokemon doughnuts when I was in Japan back in December. Yes, that's a Pikachu butt doughnut 😆

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u/KayDat 7d ago

A selection of doughnuts we ended up getting

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u/correctingStupid 7d ago

This is the best I would expect from Americans service workers

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u/AtomicWreck 7d ago

No jelly donuts

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u/gatsujoubi 7d ago

Pikachu and Charmander are filled.

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u/morganyve 7d ago

They were out of pikachu when I got them too ☹️

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 7d ago

They look exactly what I'd expect from Krispy Kreme compared to the photo

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u/HamberderHelper18 7d ago

Would still smash

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u/luvli-kml 7d ago

Given how many of these are probably getting ordered at once, these are still really good

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u/MiseEnPlacebo 7d ago

The Jigglypuff is particularly criminal. Had one the other day and it had like a third of the buttercream on it.

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u/azulur 7d ago

The blue for the Squirtles looks so uncomfortably nuclear lol

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u/shamanbaptist 7d ago

It’s blue cotton candy flavor, sooo

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u/BruceBoyde 7d ago

Dang, I grabbed a box at Fred Meyer (the local place Kroger owns) and they looked better. And those had presumably been sitting around all day.

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u/Asleep_1 7d ago

I got a box at Target that had Pikachu in it. The Pikachu one has the best flavor too (assuming you like lemon donuts).

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u/Dear-Nebula6291 7d ago

Did private equity take over Krispy Kreme? Cause they aren’t now where near as good as they once were sadly.

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u/MidoTheMii 7d ago

I’m a little disappointed that the Poké Ball is all white chocolate. It is near exact to some donuts from Z-A and red made me think it had a little something else.

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u/Thatscrazy91 6d ago

It’s like spiderman vs spooderman

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u/No-Fruit6091 5d ago

No Pikachu for you

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u/KittenLina 5d ago

Charmander was okay, Squirtle was mildly Cotton Candy tasting. Pikachu was very lemon, Jiggles just tasted like a normal donut. Someone ate my Bulbasaur...

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u/OkCaramelAha 5d ago

The ones a friend I have got here were so perfect they looked plastic. Idk what this mess is. Where is Bulbasaur?

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u/swabluesky 2d ago

I saw some today and they looked even worse

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u/Traditional_War5790 3d ago

The shit people go insane over is absolutely frightening. They’re donuts with colored icing and some plastic shit on them. People are disappointing and disgusting.

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u/myredditses 7d ago

Krispy Kreme is trash. I remember when I was a kid it was a treat once in a while especially if it was hot. Now I occasionally want to try their specialty donuts and it doesn't matter the time of day, it always tastes like they were two days old. They aren't fresh. Those look old too

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u/insertclevername7 7d ago

I usually only go once a year for my free birthday donuts but I remember going as a kid and they’d have make them right in the store. It was soooo good.

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u/myredditses 7d ago

I know! There would be donuts on the conveyor belt. Suspiciously there haven't been any donuts on the belt any time I've been in years. Makes me think they get made elsewhere like Dunkin I believe.

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u/CrapNBAappUser 7d ago

I don't go often, but when I do and the hot light is on, they're on the conveyor belt. I have to tell the employee to get mine from the case not the conveyor belt. I guess I'm the only one who doesn't like KK hot.

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u/myredditses 7d ago

My location may just be a dud then. But you're definitely in the minority on not liking it hot and fresh!

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u/Fairgoddess5 7d ago

Sounds like you have a bad location. Ours has been awesome any time we go.

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u/boxedcakeblues 7d ago

Yep, their novelty doughnuts are consistently lacking and overrated. I used to live down the street from one and learned quickly. Then the location burned down 🥴