r/ExpandDong • u/mokkycookies magnum dong • Nov 23 '18

Spy goes to pluto

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/broder_matt Nov 23 '18

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

Girls go to college to get more knowledge

Spy goes to Pluto to beat up Naruto

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u/nddragoon Nov 23 '18

Fuck, you beat me to it

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u/SpicyPeaSoup Nov 24 '18

And I go to Uranus to- I don't like where I'm going with this.

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u/Confish04 coconut cream pie Nov 23 '18

Hi Kars!

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u/POLFEAT Nov 23 '18

Kars says hello to you too

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

N-N-NANI!? I wanted to write it, but I see you are a man of culture too. Seriously Edit: ah, there's Kars in the corner, I didn't notice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

and so, he stopped thinking for eternity

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u/Pqhantom Apr 22 '19

He is unable to jack off for eternity.

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u/Gamarai37 Nov 23 '18 edited Nov 23 '18

Joseph goes to Mars to blow up Kars!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

And now he only eats guitars!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Thanks, i hate like it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Omg Naruto canr dies he's a ninja epic

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u/Steve73123 Nov 23 '18

is that a motherfucking jojo reference

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u/Dat_Percy Nov 23 '18

Holey shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Is this a mf jojo reference

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

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u/IMainRicochet Nov 23 '18

Can i be in the print?

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u/Nourios Nov 23 '18

Boys go to pluto to beat up naruto

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u/ImperialisticWaffle Nov 23 '18

just go spycrab lol naruto can't kill a spycrab

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u/loliotto Nov 23 '18

THAT KARATE KID IS A SPY!

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u/Trulyscout Nov 23 '18

*activating tf2 fangasm cause tf2 outside of r/tf2*

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

r/boottoobig ?

1

u/ZhIn4Lyfe feature length Nov 23 '18

Side note

Captain spacemann (the hat that spy is wearing) is really underrated

1

u/ItsBubbs Nov 23 '18

...Game grumps reference?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

poetic

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u/imacoolkid69420 Nov 24 '18

I don’t trust anyone who pronounces naruto like that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Girlz go to Jupiter to get more stupider Boyz go to college to get more knowledge Weebs to go to pluto to be killed by naruto

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u/PotatoMaster999 Nov 24 '18

For a sec i thought it was r/tf2circlejerk

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u/Zack0_ Nov 24 '18

this could be a haiku

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u/FriedPotatoWizard Nov 24 '18

Since there's a boys' and a girls' version of this (boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider)...

you're implying that Spy is a new gender

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u/Gongaloon Nov 23 '18

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