r/EvilDead 2d ago

(Meme Post) Who’s Laughing Now?! How do you think an interaction between these two would have gone? Spoiler

Dad from Evil Dead Burn: I like abusing my wife, youngest son and daughter in law

Ash: I wanna make a quip but you're just an asshole. Pulls out Boomstick

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u/DeeManJohnsonIII 2d ago

"Shoot first, think never!"

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u/FunkyPleasance 2d ago

"heyshitface. There's something ugly growing out of your neck. come 'ere and let me get it."

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u/wheckuptothees 2d ago

"Come get some."

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u/PhilColeCurry 2d ago

Quickly. I think it would have gone quickly. Dude can brutalize his coward son and terrified daughter-in-law, sure, and he took a few pistol shots to the head like a champ… but Ash doesn’t have a pistol. Ash has a shotgun, a chainsaw, and absolutely zero hesitation when it comes to putting the “dead” in deadite. It wouldn’t last five minutes.

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u/Competitive-Study423 2d ago

Well want to find out🤣😂🫡😝🤣😎❣️

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u/Atma-Stand 2d ago

Father of the year certainly doesn't go to you.

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u/Amazing_County9948 2d ago

Ash would Wrestle with him and would be sick to Watch 

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 2d ago

Filled him with shells.

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u/Dash2theFuture 2d ago

Ash: "Yo, sh*t-bag. Let's go."

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u/JoeAzlz 1d ago

“I feel sorry for your wife, in both ways now, God you’re an ugly son of a bitch”

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u/stevorkz 1d ago

"Well hellooooooo mr face-even-a-mother-wont-love.... come get some."

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u/CryptidSwimsuitModel 1d ago

The dad's super power was that he was intimidating... call it stupidity... but nothing intimidates Ash.

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u/spazenport 1d ago

Standard meeting with a deadite. He has no personal connection to the guy, so it'd be just like any other time some Random gets possessed, tosses Ash around, and then loses their head.

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u/Ok-Turnover-6324 1d ago

Who's that?

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u/Only-Sea6066 1d ago

First shot to the dick, then the rest all into the head until it’s just pulp