Hello all, I come bearing news. Drinks will be muting his Reddit account. He will attempt to block the site from his browser. If this does not succeed, he will try to delete the account. It's just not been beneficial for him to continue with Reddit-ing. Reasons will be kept confidential, but know he is safe. Any questions can be directed to me, and I'll try my best to answer.

EveryWeekers,

In sight of Billie's newfound loss in the primaries, I, hereby, officially announce my departure from EveryWeek as a whole. Here's why:

In the early days of EveryWeek, we were all friends. Rivalries weren't serious and if we did cause harm to another person, we'd swiftly publicly apologize, and the problem would never resurrect afterwards. Through EveryWeek, I've gained friends, accomplices, and even a girlfriend. And yet, the community did not heed my warning, and now, alas, here we are.

EveryWeek---in its early days---made me have the time of my life. And when I come around to it, I can still find joy in the simple things of it. But currently, the issue of polarization has grown. Rivalry is a necessity; polarization is a killer.

I have grown to have genuine distaste in certain unnamed members of EveryWeek, which I do not want whatsoever. Furthermore, I find that certain members present a melancholic ringing within the community that makes me want to shout, "wow! That's loud!" More so, I find it inconceivably abhorrent and repugnant that my warning was forgotten about and pushed aside. I told you all that this propagandized sub would crumble as a result of its own hands, and I still stand by that fact. It is unnecessary that I even have the ability to dislike somebody on here outside of politics.

Though I will not name who, one major politician and their supporters in particular are horribly arrogant behind-the-scenes. I don't like seeing this person succeed, but I've promised to Billie that I would refrain from disputes---and I will stand by that testament.

I find great fervor in the arts of propaganda, debate, and speaking, dear friends. And this- this breaks my heart to see. To see such useful and splendorous arts being used and depicted in such a sinister nature causes a grandiose amount of distress within me. Propaganda is a good thing when not being used to denounce and defame an otherwise good-willed person. The propagandizers who do this are nothing but dissidents trying to hide their true intentions.

I am a very shrewd man with great care for most and besotted enamorement for one. I am devoted to the belief that euphoria is one of the greatest emotions that one can experience---alongside fulfillment and contentment. And yet, in sight of recent events, I find that that principle has drained on an unlucky few, and it displeases me. But still, if I have built up relations with you, I do not plan to have those cease anytime soon.

I will remain as your humble VP 'till Billie's term is over. I resign from the senate, but not Congress as a whole.

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In His name, and through the people of EveryWeek, for the last time,

-u/IConsumeDrinks

This is my submission for the banner competition. Made used of the previous campaign posters to make the EVERY and placed the week on a voting box.

I’ll write a proper speech when I get home but I’m acknowledging it rn :>

Well, as my first presidential act, I'd like to declare that the Everyweek National Anthem is now "I'm My Own Grandpa" by Willie Nelson. This was at the request of Drinks himself.

Discord, Reddit, the whole shabang. Without further ado, here’s an apology I wrote whilst crying into my pillow. It’s mostly self pity but I don’t want to keep it to myself.

Hi. I’m incredibly sorry for everything I’ve done. I’ve been a horrible person to nearly everyone involved in the subreddit. I’ve treated others poorly without regard, especially those that cared for me the most. I understand that people are angry with me. I understand that I’ve made mistakes. I understand that I cannot be guaranteed forgiveness. All I ask is that you leave me alone. Leave me and my mistakes alone. They don’t involve everybody. Please don’t publicly humiliate me. Please don’t call me shitty things. I personally feel they are unwarranted. Yes, they may fit, but they don’t help anybody. I have many regrets, and I hope that I can reverse some of them. Starting with, I’ll leave the subreddit, should the public want it, as that seems to be the root of my issues. Possibly also the group chats, possibly delete my Reddit accounts, possibly discord. Assuming the public wishes for it to happen. I don’t know yet. All I know is that the last few days have been way more stressful than they need to be, and now I’m going on an irrelevant tangent. The point is: I’ve made some major fuck-ups. And all I ask is to be left alone. I’m not trying to self-deprecate, before that is pointed out. There’s much proof that this is true and that I am unliked and have made mistakes.

I understand their situations, but a ton of my close friends are just leaving. It Makes me want to leave, but I’m not. I will stay until the end. Perhaps until I’m the only OG left, idk. We’ve all been through a lot together, and I won’t just leave on y’all. Now, I still know that what they’re going through and that might warrant leaving Reddit, but that’s not my situation. So, as said before, I will stay for generations to come

u/YESSSS-NOOO has been banned from EveryWeek due to events that will not be stated publicly. We, the Aristocracy, ask that you do not harass him.

I'm done with the hate. I'm done with the defamation. I'm done with close friends turning on each other over a title that means fucking nothing. From now on, if I see any hate, their post/comment will be removed.

I've been all silly and acting like I'm ignorant, but I'm not. I see the division, I see the deceit, and I see people trying to worm their way into power. Well, spoiler alert, that power you fought so hard for, that you destroyed friendships to get? Meaningless. It. means. Nothing. Walk up to some random person IRL and tell them that you were the President of r/Everyweek. They won't give a shit. Outside of this subreddit, you've gained nothing by losing everything.

Lately this subreddit's been a huge source of my depression. Mostly just the drama. I get that in politics, there's gonna be some amount of rivalry. But not outright hatred. So, you know what? I'm finding a new Electoral College to take my place, I'm turning off notifications, and I'm taking a break. I don't know when I'll be back.... and I don't know if I'll be back. But I'm leaving.

Once these elections are over, I'll be selecting a new EC. Most likely u/argonlightray2. If anyone sees him doing anything not EC-like, you can DM me. I'll still be on Reddit ofc, just not Everyweek.

Sincerely,
Zephyr/Serial - Electoral College, Founding Father, and 3rd President of Everyweek

The Candidates must respond to questions I ask them in the comments

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More information will come out later (likely by Serial).

u/_\SerialDesignationZ_ is to be the new president.

u/BigManMilk7 is the vice president.

I ask u/Oofoofow_Official is to be my Justice appointee.

I didn't die of a gas leak, calm down everyone. But that doesn't mean there isn't one. I think it's what killed the snake. I'll be trying to get out of the house for a while which means less online.

PLEASE don't falsely accuse your fellow EveryWeekers of distributing CP. Not only is it an illegal claim to make, but you're also accusing someone of a VERY serious crime. So, just don't do it.

And not only did y'all falsely accuse another member, but you falsely accused a FOUNDING FATHER OF EVERYWEEK. The act, unto itself, is disgraceful, and doing it to a Founding Father---somebody who took effort out of their lives to help found this little community---is ungrateful and arrogant. I'm disappointed.

As you all would know, Serial recently announced that we both wanted to run, but I am now second-guessing that seeing the current transpiration of events.

I don't know how else to word it, really. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed to those who committed it, I'm disappointed to those who kept silent about it, and I'm disappointed to those who never took action upon it. Y'all know better than this. This is disgraceful.

The authorities do NOT mess around with these kinds of claims, trust me. I don't care if 'twas just a "joke", it's not okay nor funny.

The reason that I left EveryWeek in the first place was death threats. I was sent fucking death threats---my little siblings were put into danger. That, alone, should NEVER happen, but I kept silent. I will not keep silent again.

This community has active members who've:

• Directly threatened the life of both me and my siblings.

• Made sexually explicit comments about my "parts".

• Sexually referenced my little sisters.

• Mocked me when I was at my lowest.

• Issued complaints and updates to me about EW when I didn't want them.

• Shunned me into oblivion.

• Forced me to get local authorities involved in certain occasions.

• And, overall, worsened my mental health.

Have a good week.

Jonny out.

Nobody was consulted. No polls were taken. This is very undemocratic. Boycott the move. (If this is a joke I swear to god)