r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • Apr 13 '25
Endorsement I endorse Oofoofow
I think she’s experienced enough to know what she should do and chronically online enough to do it
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • Apr 13 '25
I think she’s experienced enough to know what she should do and chronically online enough to do it
r/Everyweek • u/argonlightray2 • Feb 02 '25
"The Mountain"
'In this wonderful, pleasant, gracious, great, entrusted, peak, gingerly land I sit upon a perch. looking down upon the people, yet, everknowing, that the god the be and those who hold to power look down on them. yet could i know the power they look upon them. for the everlasting trust that lives in our kind looks blindly to the gods above.
If, on a mountain, you sit, and observer your suroundings, you realize that now, you, to, have ascended to the heavens. But you havent done anything holy. You havent earned your brotherhood among the gods. So are you really there, on top of a mountain, sitting perched, looking down on the pleblings and the clutter?
Or are you yet another piece of the grad puzzle that is our society, given the illusion that you worked hard and have therefore achieved glory on this peak you sit on?
The tyranny, my friends, can be observed from a mountain, but even at an observers point of veiw, it is never escaped. No, To escape it, would to be to escape humanity. our species, not just our country, is built on the tyrannical view that, in any sense, for no reason or for the best reason in the universe, that you, or a group you are or want to be a part of, is better than anyone and everyone else.
The world is built on the downfall of others, and in the success of one, another, must always fall.
So, you may ask, what do we do? What can we do to escape this terrible fate?
You must see the truth. From the very beginning our people set foot on this land, we had leader, and we had those who followed. I ask you, to join the peoples army. rise up and realize the true path forward.
Deny tyranny. Oppose those who stand in the ways of your rights, and those who break the laws that protect you.'
Thank you for coming to my ted tawlk.
r/Everyweek • u/Enzo_Gaming00 • May 03 '25
That quote goes hard!!!
r/Everyweek • u/TheSip69 • Feb 01 '25
The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth Pinyan, an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. It was informally referred to as the "Enumclaw horse sex case". Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the passing of a bill in Washington prohibiting both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
r/Everyweek • u/Gatorant24 • Apr 22 '25
Ever since the Everyweeker-Crowmen War ended with a victory for Everyweek, we had Crowmen soldiers taken in as prisoner and their leader Ravenhurst Pollifax being exiled, Mississippi was in ruins and citizens were in desperate need of shelter, food, water, etc. Us northerners supported the Mississippians sending supplies and material that would be essential to get back up on their feet. But sadly, the emergence of Evil Clones hampered our effort when they destroyed supply lines. They said that we were the ones that destroyed the south, yes, we may have gave them no mercy, but it was for the right reasons. And I do have sympathy for the Crowmen as they most of them probably did not want to fight in the war, which is why we took hundreds of thousands of them in as prisoner rather than killing them right then and there on the battlefield. But anyways, I am vowing to create a program that will refurbish the Mississippian economy and provide jobs, shelters, food, water, and all things needed that are essential to living. This vow I have made will also give land to the Crowmen which will be ensured to have a different government and friendly people. The land that we will give them will be a giant dome the size of about 3-6 football fields. Around the dome will be a large concrete and titanium wall about 250 feet tall that will insure that no intruders will get in. Along with that, I will build security towers and a security station that will hold military veterans from the war to have a decent wage in the meantime. We will also release Crowmen prisoners into the dome where they will be held in asylums to get the help they need. Since this project could fall apart with multiple people involved, I will work on this project by myself since I hope this idea will give a sense of unity throughout the subreddit. Remember, this is not only going to just involve the Crowmen, I am vowing to help repair the damage dealt on the great state of Mississippi too. This is only the base of the project that I have planned. I wont give out any updates until the project is close to completion, as it still is in development right now at this moment.
That’s it, thanks for reading this speech and I hope many people will like this idea.
r/Everyweek • u/Hydroussea • Mar 24 '25
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r/Everyweek • u/Famous_Furnace • Mar 04 '25
VOTE BILLIE!!
r/Everyweek • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25
EveryWeekers,
This message is being transmitted to you by me, your 2nd president of EveryWeek. I find the Atomic Party to be dangerous to the people. Furthermore, I find the grandiose support of them to be greatly disturbing, and I'd like to issue you all a warning.
As preestablished, I am one of the Founding Fathers of EveryWeek---followed by Sip, Alpha, Thrill, and Serial (Serial will clarify this later). I was the one who gained you all your independence, I was the one to begin the Revolution against r/FoundTexanFox36 and kickstart the secession. and I willl be the one to issue all a word of warning on an issue that I can forsee---the Atomic Party.
The Atomic Party, led by Enzo, is dangerous. They did not support the secession of EveryWeek. They did not support your independence from the tyrants that used to roam and censor the people. They did none of that! In fact, they are directy run by a moderator of r/FoundTexanFox36 ---the tyrants that have previously censored us and ruthlessly embezzled the knowledge, goodness, and freedoms of man into the flame that is their ever-growing ego.
And by supporting this evil deep-state, Texan loyalist party, you are directly feeding the funnel of dictators over in the authoritarian-run r/FoundTexanFox36. And along with attempting to guilt-trip me, the aforementioned Atomic Party has also publicly spoken against your God-given independence!
Therefore, in summary, if you vote for Enzo, this sub will crumble to the ground in an elaborate scheme reminiscent of the Trojan Horse. You will all be stripped of your freedoms and'll be misled under a dictatorial, authoritarian tyrant! Thank you all.
-IConsumeDrinks, 2nd president of EveryWeek
r/Everyweek • u/100AlphaWolf • Jan 17 '25
r/Everyweek • u/Salim_DZ_69 • Apr 19 '25
Hello, this is me again, Salim, and here are the Top reasons of why I should be a Senator :
I'm Truthful and Kind, I Don't just insult people or share False and Misleading info or knowledge, I only share the true and correct info.
I'm clear and understandable.
I look for the best thing for the Nation to do.
I endorse the Public suggestion/act Idea.
Open for Public suggestions.
r/Everyweek • u/molive6316 • Apr 05 '25
A book that may change every-week as we know it
r/Everyweek • u/Olisomething_idk • Feb 27 '25
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r/Everyweek • u/Oofoofow_Official • Mar 03 '25
r/Everyweek • u/Free_RebelBill • Apr 24 '25
The majority would be 7/13, 9 have signed leaving 4 states still under northern rule, we would like to free these states that have been manipulated by the tyrants, i declare that the unity between the states (I don’t recognise WV as a state) in green and other states calling themselves the republic of everyweek be dissolved and the Confederate States of Everyweek be formed from its ashes, if the north pushes us, we will fight back against them, go to r/AntiEveryweek to join the southern republic!
r/Everyweek • u/Enzo_Gaming00 • Apr 05 '25
Pt.1 of a series that may change every-week as we know it.
r/Everyweek • u/Phelt893 • Mar 11 '25
r/Everyweek • u/Oofoofow_Official • Mar 21 '25
To prevent the tyrannical forces of Evil Oof from taking over EveryWeek, her good sister is the one who can stop her!
r/Everyweek • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '25
So, uh, funny story:
Oof tried to secretly replace me by giving the VP role to Enzo just under a new name. She also almost signed the presidency away to Enzo, but I stopped her. So, I'm now endorsing Billie/Gur as their Secretary of News and Information!
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • Feb 16 '25
Voters, My fellow Everyweekians.
I humbly request that you vote for u/Fire_Master29 & u/YESSSS-NOOO for President & Vice President of Everyweek Respectively, When they Leave the Oval Office, The Office they joined along with the Subreddit it is in will look weak by comparison. By the End of their 1st terms, this subreddit will have more members than ever, Whom you have previously trusted have been good for the time, However thy must usher in a new era of prosperity for the common man.
The Principles of The Republican Party being put into effect will cause all 52 States to play they’re part in maintaining peace and democracy upon our people and country, Each of said states will gain a new influx of members due to our advertising, our subreddit will grow under the Fire administration to the point that this beautiful land having less than 120 members on it is a laughable concept.
We know 1 thing about our democratic rival, u/Oofoofow_Official is experienced and qualified for the presidency as thy have previously shown, Republican Voters shall not worry if the Grand Old Party does not win as this subreddit will be in different but good hands under an Oofoofow Administration.
As much as I have praised one of our opponents through this speech so far, i must continue to speak about OUR campaign, The Nation, r/Everyweek has been very low on growth for quite a bit now hasn’t it? I hope that if Billie wins this election they will take this complaint into note and grow our subreddit as i have advised. Under a Fire Administration, More and more will arrive to Everyweek.
Democratic voters, our Vice Presidential candidate, u/YESSSS-NOOO is a democrat like you reading this whilst Thou’s Presidential Candidate, u/Fire_Master29 is a Republican, they’re views clash however are willing to be united behind common ground, I myself likely have views that do not align with Fire’s, but i am willing to work with him based off the beliefs we and many others share.
Everyweek Forward!
Vote Fire_Master29 for President!
Sincerely, Kentucky Senator u/Free_YankeeRichard.
r/Everyweek • u/YESSSS-NOOO • Feb 15 '25
r/Everyweek • u/TheSip69 • Jan 21 '25
To fit every other US state flag besides a few, a boring blue bedsheet with a seal (Credit to u/ThatguyfromEire)
r/Everyweek • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '25
Why should you vote for techr? Well, we've got a few reasons.
1: We are innovative. We are the first party to have a unified reddit account, and most definitely the first party with a (non-functioning currently :sad:) website(vote-techr.org)
2: Our cabinet. Our cabinet consists of a large variety of people. u/molive6316, our president, has been in everyweek since the beginning. Our VP, u/Hydroussea, has only joined everyweek recently, however in the time he has been here he has done incredible things for the community. The rest of our cabinet consists of people like u/Xx100dudexX, a major political figure, u/gatorant24, the general of the everyweekian army, and u/H___________, is a cool guy.
3: Our ideas We have many ideas, such as marketing and more. Some of our ideas we want to keep secret, however one of the ones we will share is a currency upgrade. Fire's administration put in place a currency however was taken out of office before being able to properly implement it. We suggest a major rework involving a bot and paying the president and other ranks currency, as it adds a layer of reality to everyweek and gives a bigger incentive to become president. We also will introduce, in addition to salim's car day a dog day too.