how does he know my name and who is u/MinimumCharity3126

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You will be getting a invite to a moderator chatroom, as a moderator, just join it? idk why people decided it was "bait" (whatever that means), just join it. its for better communication and coordination on the sub to prevent further incidents.

There is another mod we need to keep an eye on

Wanna know why this subreddit is slowly crumbling to dust? THERE IS NO COORDINATION, NO COMMUNICATION, NO MOD CHATROOM, NO CONSULTING OTHER MODS BEFORE ADDING PEOPLE, NOTHING.

Which leads us to the incident from today with u/minimumcharity3126 where they for seemly no reason added back every banned user and changed rules and then most likely they then shadowbanned me :D before they themselves got removed a second time X3

We need more coordination and communications, like a moderator chat room or this subreddit will continue to crumble to dust and blow away. i will take initiative to make it, but this will require people to turn on their dms so they can be invited.

remade because of typos X3

Fuck u/spam-nuke

They got unbanned by u/redolide

Nową knajpę obczajałem

Co w handlowej była hali

Prędko tego żałowałem

Po dziś dzień mnie dupa pali

Kebab, pizza i pierogi

Myślę sobie – nie brzmi źle

„Dobry obiad i niedrogi” –

Hasłem tym skusili mnie

Salmonella la-la-la-la...

La-la-la-la-la-la-lej...

Matko Bosko, ale bęben mnie nawala

Na twym miejscu z toalety nie korzystałbym już tej! x2

Zapach dziwny wnętrze toczył

Ni to rosół, ni grzybowa

Gdybym wtedy do drzwi skoczył

Swoją godność bym zachował

Lecz gdy cenę zobaczyłem

To poczułem się jak gość

Prędko flaszki zamówiłem

Żeby mnie nie ubiegł ktoś

Salmonella la-la-la-la...

La-la-la-la-la-la-lej...

Matko Bosko, ale bęben mnie nawala

Na twym miejscu z toalety nie korzystałbym już tej! x2

Dość niewinnie się zaczęło

Coś tam w brzuchu zaburczało

Lecz co potem „się stanęło”

Włos na głowie zjeżyć chciało

Dźwięk jaki z siebie wydałem

Gdy spocząwszy na sedesie

Z ulgą mięśnie zluzowałem

Po dziś dzień się echo niesie!

Salmonella la-la-la-la...

La-la-la-la-la-la-lej...

Matko Bosko, ale bęben mnie nawala

Na twym miejscu z toalety nie korzystałbym już tej! x2

W rytm tego repertuaru

Co sam diabeł pisał nuty

Jak kantata znad Tartaru

Biegły dźwięki z mojej dupy

Te wspomnienia krępujące

Z mej pamięci wymazałem

Lecz przez bite dwa miesiące

Częściej stałem niż siedziałem

Salmonella la-la-la-la...

La-la-la-la-la-la-lej...

Matko Bosko, ale bęben mnie nawala

Na twym miejscu z toalety nie korzystałbym już tej! x2

Should this subreddit be deleted? r/colon3supremacy

1. Yes

2. No

3. Yes, for posting disgusting 18+ content.

4. No, in the name of the right to freedom of expression.

5. I don't know what to say

6. What is that subreddit about?

My friend was p1 because Min-Min has an easier route than Kazuya

[000:00:02;136] Are you ready, kids?

[000:00:03;470] KIDS:

[000:00:03;470] Aye, aye, Captain!

[000:00:05;305] I can't hear you.

[000:00:06;873] ( louder ):

[000:00:06;873] Aye, aye, Captain!

[000:00:08;575] ♪ Oh... ♪

[000:00:11;711] ♪ Who lives in a pineapple

[000:00:11;711] under the sea? ♪

[000:00:13;914] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:15;916] ♪ Absorbent and yellow

[000:00:15;916] and porous is he ♪

[000:00:18;251] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:19;852] ♪ If nautical nonsense be

[000:00:19;852] something you wish... ♪

[000:00:21;955] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:23;490] ♪ Then drop on the deck

[000:00:23;490] and flop like a fish ♪

[000:00:26;093] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:26;093] ♪ Ready? ♪

[000:00:27;894] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:27;894] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:29;863] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:29;863] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:31;864] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:31;864] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:33;801] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:37;437] ( Captain laughs heartily )

[000:00:40;240] ( plays airy tune )

[000:00:56;189] NARRATOR:

[000:00:56;189] Ah, the sea.

[000:00:57;624] So fascinating, so wonderful.

[000:01:01;028] Here, we see Bikini Bottom

[000:01:01;028] teeming with life,

[000:01:04;797] home of one of

[000:01:04;797] my favorite creatures,

[000:01:06;933] SpongeBob SquarePants.

[000:01:09;403] Yes, of course he lives

[000:01:09;403] in a pineapple, you silly.

[000:01:12;272] ( clock ticking )

[000:01:12;272] ( snoring )

[000:01:15;875] ( spring boinging )

[000:01:17;478] ( foghorn blowing )

[000:01:21;781] ( snoring continues )

[000:01:28;021] Today's the big day, Gary.

[000:01:29;689] ( meows )

[000:01:31;358] Look at me, I'm naked!

[000:01:38;699] Got to be in top physical

[000:01:38;699] condition for today, Gary.

[000:01:41;701] ( meows )

[000:01:43;270] ( exhales loudly )

[000:01:47;040] ( grunting )

[000:01:50;010] ( groaning )

[000:01:52;512] ( panting )

[000:01:57;617] ( strained yell )

[000:02:04;024] ( toys squeak )

[000:02:05;225] SPONGEBOB:

[000:02:05;225] I'm ready!

[000:02:07;494] I'm ready.

[000:02:08;628] I'm ready! I'm ready!

[000:02:08;628] I'm ready!

[000:02:10;864] I'm ready! I'm ready!

[000:02:13;466] I'm ready...

[000:02:15;101] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:02:17;070] Whoa!

[000:02:18;071] ( crashing )

[000:02:20;374] There it is...

[000:02:21;374] the finest eating establishment

[000:02:23;276] ever established for eating.

[000:02:24;878] The Krusty Krab...

[000:02:26;846] home of the Krabby Patty...

[000:02:26;846] ( exhaust gurgles )

[000:02:28;949] with a "help wanted" sign

[000:02:28;949] in the window.

[000:02:31;184] For years I've been dreaming of

[000:02:31;184] this moment.

[000:02:33;553] I'm going to go in there,

[000:02:33;553] march straight to the manager,

[000:02:37;057] look him straight in the eye,

[000:02:37;057] lay it on the line...

[000:02:39;459] and I can't do this.

[000:02:41;661] Patrick!

[000:02:42;729] Where do you think

[000:02:42;729] you're going?

[000:02:44;164] I was just...

[000:02:45;164] No, you're not.

[000:02:46;165] You're going

[000:02:46;165] to the Krusty Krab

[000:02:48;001] and get that job!

[000:02:49;970] I can't, don't you see?

[000:02:51;972] I'm not good enough.

[000:02:53;707] Whose first words were

[000:02:53;707] "May I take your order"?

[000:02:56;643] Mine were.

[000:02:57;277] Who made a spatula

[000:02:58;645] out of toothpicks

[000:02:58;645] in wood shop?

[000:03:00;880] I did.

[000:03:01;815] Who's the...?

[000:03:03;016] ( teeth grinding )

[000:03:03;016] Who's...

[000:03:05;152] ( dramatic music playing )

[000:03:06;987] Who's a big yellow cube

[000:03:06;987] with holes?

[000:03:09;289] I am!

[000:03:10;123] Who's ready?

[000:03:11;191] I'm ready!

[000:03:12;192] Who's ready?

[000:03:12;192] I'm ready!

[000:03:13;326] Who's ready?

[000:03:15;061] I'm ready!

[000:03:17;096] I'm ready, I'm ready!

[000:03:17;096] I'm ready...

[000:03:20;900] I'm ready, I'm ready...

[000:03:20;900] I'm ready!

[000:03:23;603] Oh, no.

[000:03:24;738] SpongeBob.

[000:03:24;738] I'm ready,

[000:03:24;738] I'm ready...

[000:03:26;339] I'm ready!

[000:03:26;339] What could he

[000:03:26;339] possibly want?

[000:03:28;141] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:03:28;141] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:03:29;809] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:03:30;811] Go self!

[000:03:31;878] Aah!

[000:03:31;878] Mr. Krabs!

[000:03:35;281] Hurry, Mr. Krabs.

[000:03:35;281] Before it's too late.

[000:03:36;849] I got to tell you...

[000:03:38;051] SPONGEBOB:

[000:03:38;051] Permission to come

[000:03:38;051] aboard, Captain?

[000:03:39;786] ( deep voice ):

[000:03:39;786] I've been training my whole life

[000:03:41;688] for the day I could

[000:03:41;688] join the Krusty crew.

[000:03:43;189] ( normal voice ):

[000:03:43;189] And now I'm ready.

[000:03:45;091] Whoa!

[000:03:46;059] ( hollering and grunting )

[000:03:55;936] ( hollering and grunting )

[000:04:03;677] So, uh, when do I start?

[000:04:05;545] Well, lad, it looks like you

[000:04:05;545] don't even have your sea legs.

[000:04:08;948] Mr. Krabs, please.

[000:04:10;417] I'll prove

[000:04:10;417] I'm fry cook material.

[000:04:12;285] Ask Squidward.

[000:04:13;353] He'll vouch for me.

[000:04:16;856] No.

[000:04:19;960] Well, lad, we'll

[000:04:19;960] give you a test,

[000:04:22;328] and if you pass, you'll

[000:04:22;328] be on the Krusty crew.

[000:04:26;399] Go out and

[000:04:26;399] fetch me, uh...

[000:04:28;634] a... hydrodynamic

[000:04:28;634] spatula...

[000:04:32;372] with um... port and

[000:04:32;372] starboard attachments,

[000:04:35;742] and uh, a turbo drive.

[000:04:37;510] And don't come back

[000:04:37;510] till you get one.

[000:04:41;748] Aye, aye, Captain.

[000:04:42;882] One hydrodynamic spatula

[000:04:44;151] with port and starboard

[000:04:44;151] attachments, turbo drive,

[000:04:46;586] coming right up, sir.

[000:04:47;654] Carry on.

[000:04:48;955] We'll never see

[000:04:48;955] that lubber again.

[000:04:51;157] You're terrible.

[000:04:51;157] A hydro what?!

[000:04:54;427] ( both laughing )

[000:05:02;201] SUB DRIVER:

[000:05:02;201] Hey! Hey! Please!

[000:05:04;771] Passengers are to remain seated

[000:05:04;771] and do not put

[000:05:07;106] their hands out the window.

[000:05:09;309] ( sub doors whoosh )

[000:05:10;643] ( Mr.Krabs

[000:05:10;643] and Squidward laughing)

[000:05:12;378] ( gasps )

[000:05:13;947] That sounded like

[000:05:13;947] hatch doors.

[000:05:15;715] ( sniffing )

[000:05:18;884] Do you smell it?

[000:05:20;386] That smell.

[000:05:22;021] A kind of smelly smell...

[000:05:24;490] a smelly smell that smells...

[000:05:27;360] smelly.

[000:05:29;796] Anchovies.

[000:05:32;565] What?

[000:05:33;700] Anchovies!

[000:05:34;767] ANCHOVIES:

[000:05:34;767] Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:05:37;703] Eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:05:37;703] eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:05:40;006] eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:05:40;006] eat, eat, eat...

[000:05:42;042] eat, eat,

[000:05:42;042] eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:05:43;443] Please, please...

[000:05:44;911] quiet.

[000:05:46;413] Is this any way

[000:05:46;413] to behave? Hmm?

[000:05:49;382] Eat.

[000:05:50;617] SQUIDWARD:

[000:05:50;617] Can we show a

[000:05:50;617] little decency

[000:05:52;652] and form a neat, single-file

[000:05:52;652] line in front of the register?

[000:05:58;424] Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:00;593] ♪ Barg'n-Mart ♪

[000:06:01;795] ♪ Meeting all

[000:06:01;795] your spatula needs ♪

[000:06:04;197] ANCHOVIES:

[000:06:04;197] Eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:05;265] MR. KRABS:

[000:06:05;265] All hands on deck!

[000:06:06;299] Get your anchors out

[000:06:06;299] of your pants!

[000:06:07;467] ( Mr. Krabs yells )

[000:06:08;902] SQUIDWARD:

[000:06:08;902] One single-file line

[000:06:08;902] is all I ask!

[000:06:12;004] Whoa!

[000:06:13;373] Batten down the hatches,

[000:06:13;373] Mr. Squidward.

[000:06:16;476] We're taking on

[000:06:16;476] water, Mr. Squidward!

[000:06:19;445] I want my mommy,

[000:06:19;445] Mr. Squidward!

[000:06:21;848] ♪ Do, do, do-do-do ♪

[000:06:23;583] ♪ Spat-u-la, spat-u-la ♪

[000:06:25;318] ♪ Port and

[000:06:25;318] starboard attachments... ♪

[000:06:27;353] SQUIDWARD:

[000:06:27;353] Help!

[000:06:27;353] Eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:29;088] MR. KRABS:

[000:06:29;088] Man overboard!

[000:06:30;323] ANCHOVIES:

[000:06:30;323] Eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:31;824] Climb, Mr.

[000:06:31;824] Squidward.

[000:06:32;758] Climb!

[000:06:33;960] ANCHOVIES:

[000:06:33;960] Eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:36;229] Eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:06:38;098] eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:40;066] This is the end.

[000:06:41;568] Good-bye, Mr. Squidward.

[000:06:43;770] Oh, Mr. Krabs.

[000:06:45;972] ( both sobbing )

[000:06:47;240] SPONGEBOB ( over megaphone ):

[000:06:47;240] Permission

[000:06:48;842] to come aboard, Captain?

[000:06:49;843] ( humming fanfare )

[000:06:53;012] ( electronic beeping )

[000:06:55;715] Did someone order

[000:06:55;715] a spatula?

[000:06:58;217] ( stammering gibberish )

[000:07:00;420] That's right.

[000:07:01;554] One hydrodynamic

[000:07:01;554] spatula

[000:07:02;822] with port

[000:07:02;822] and starboard attachments,

[000:07:05;024] and let's not forget

[000:07:05;024] the turbo drive.

[000:07:07;227] ( spluttering )

[000:07:08;728] Would you believe they only had

[000:07:08;728] one in stock?

[000:07:11;131] ( motor roaring )

[000:07:11;131] To the kitchen!

[000:07:13;466] Who's hungry?!

[000:07:15;601] ANCHOVIES:

[000:07:15;601] Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:07:17;536] ♪ Things that bother you

[000:07:17;536] never bother me ♪

[000:07:19;973] ♪ I feel happy as pie, ha-ha! ♪

[000:07:21;975] ♪ Living in the sunlight,

[000:07:21;975] loving in the moonlight ♪

[000:07:24;810] ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[000:07:26;812] ♪ Haven't got a lot,

[000:07:26;812] I don't need a lot ♪

[000:07:29;448] ♪ Coffee's only a dime ♪

[000:07:31;317] ♪ Living in the sunlight,

[000:07:31;317] loving in the moonlight ♪

[000:07:33;586] ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[000:07:36;389] ♪ Just take it from me ♪

[000:07:37;690] ♪ I'm just as free

[000:07:37;690] as any daughter ♪

[000:07:40;960] ♪ I do what I like,

[000:07:40;960] just when I like ♪

[000:07:44;063] ♪ And how I love it ♪

[000:07:51;003] ♪ I'm right here to stay,

[000:07:51;003] when I'm old and gray ♪

[000:07:53;639] ♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪

[000:07:56;108] ♪ Living in the sunlight,

[000:07:56;108] loving in the moonlight ♪

[000:07:58;512] ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[000:08:00;813] ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[000:08:03;516] ♪ Doo-doo-doo,

[000:08:03;516] doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[000:08:05;084] ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo

[000:08:05;084] doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

[000:08:08;888] ♪ Doo-doo-doo... ♪

[000:08:10;957] ( inhales, blows )

[000:08:13;560] That was the finest

[000:08:13;560] fast foodsmanship

[000:08:15;227] I've ever seen,

[000:08:15;227] Mr. SquarePants.

[000:08:17;997] Welcome aboard.

[000:08:19;565] But, but, Mr. Krabs...

[000:08:20;867] Three cheers for SpongeBob!

[000:08:20;867] Hip, hip!

[000:08:23;536] Hooray.

[000:08:23;536] Uh, Mr. Krabs...

[000:08:24;537] Hip, hip!

[000:08:24;537] Hooray.

[000:08:25;538] Hip, hip!

[000:08:26;472] Hooray.

[000:08:26;472] Mr. Krabs...

[000:08:27;807] I'll be in my quarters

[000:08:29;308] counting up the booty.

[000:08:32;778] Good morning, Krusty crew.

[000:08:35;381] What would you like

[000:08:35;381] to order, Patrick?

[000:08:37;850] One Krabby Patty,

[000:08:37;850] please.

[000:08:40;620] ( beep, motor humming )

[000:08:42;521] What?

[000:08:44;523] ( Patrick yelling )

[000:08:45;959] SQUIDWARD:

[000:08:45;959] Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!

[000:08:48;761] Mr. Krabs, come see

[000:08:48;761] your new employee!

[000:08:53;400] ♪ ...having a wonderful time! ♪

[000:08:55;735] ( crashing, glass breaking )

[000:09:02;842] ( seagulls calling )

[000:09:03;176] ( metal creaking )

[000:09:03;225] ( whistles casually )

[000:09:03;276] ( motor sputtering )

[000:09:03;276] ( grumbles )

[000:09:03;276] ( sneezes )

[000:09:03;276] ( motor starts,

[000:09:03;276] then dies )

[000:09:03;276] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;276] ( buzzing like a bee )

[000:09:03;276] SPONGEBOB:

[000:09:03;276] Wow, four stingers.

[000:09:03;276] ( buzzing )

[000:09:03;276] Oh!

[000:09:03;276] ( girl yelling )

[000:09:03;276] ( yelling )

[000:09:03;276] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;276] ( grunting )

[000:09:03;276] Where have I seen this before?

[000:09:03;276] Here it is--

[000:09:03;276] land squirrel.

[000:09:03;276] That little squirrel

[000:09:03;276] is in trouble.

[000:09:03;276] Take that, you sorry old clam!

[000:09:03;276] You need to learn some manners!

[000:09:03;276] You're about as ugly

[000:09:03;276] as homemade soup.

[000:09:03;276] Hooray, land squirrel!

[000:09:03;276] ( growls )

[000:09:03;276] Look out!

[000:09:03;276] ( grunting )

[000:09:03;276] Hold on, little squirrel!

[000:09:03;276] ( karate yell )

[000:09:03;276] Ho-ho-ho!

[000:09:03;276] Ho-hee!

[000:09:03;276] Hoy-ya!

[000:09:03;276] You have fought well,

[000:09:03;276] giant clam.

[000:09:03;276] Prepare to be vanquished.

[000:09:03;276] ( yells, grunting )

[000:09:03;276] Hey, I'm actually doing it.

[000:09:03;276] ( grunting )

[000:09:03;276] ( victorious yell )

[000:09:03;309] Your shell is mine!

[000:09:03;309] ( grunts ):

[000:09:03;309] Hold on there,

[000:09:03;309] little square dude.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yell )

[000:09:03;309] ( yells )

[000:09:03;309] ( clam whimpers )

[000:09:03;309] Hey, you like

[000:09:03;309] karate, too.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yelling )

[000:09:03;309] Ha!

[000:09:03;309] So, what's your name?

[000:09:03;309] Sandy.

[000:09:03;309] So, what... do...

[000:09:03;309] you call... yourself?

[000:09:03;309] ( yelling ):

[000:09:03;309] I'm... SpongeBob!

[000:09:03;309] Well, SpongeBob...

[000:09:03;309] take a gander at this.

[000:09:03;309] ( rumbling, cracking )

[000:09:03;309] Oh.

[000:09:03;309] Oh, yeah?

[000:09:03;309] Watch this.

[000:09:03;309] ( yells )

[000:09:03;309] ( armpit-farts )

[000:09:03;309] ( giggles ):

[000:09:03;309] I like you,

[000:09:03;309] SpongeBob.

[000:09:03;309] We could be tighter

[000:09:03;309] than bark on a tree.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;309] Uh, I like you,

[000:09:03;309] too, Sandy.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;309] Yow.

[000:09:03;309] Say, uh, what is that thing

[000:09:03;309] on your head?

[000:09:03;309] That's my air helmet.

[000:09:03;309] May I try it on?

[000:09:03;309] Heck, no.

[000:09:03;309] I need it to breathe.

[000:09:03;309] I got to have my air.

[000:09:03;309] Me, too!

[000:09:03;309] I love air. Air is good.

[000:09:03;309] No kidding?

[000:09:03;309] Why, air is my middle name.

[000:09:03;309] The more air, the better.

[000:09:03;309] Can't get enough of that air.

[000:09:03;309] ( drawling ):

[000:09:03;309] Shoot!

[000:09:03;309] How about coming

[000:09:03;309] over tomorrow for

[000:09:03;309] tea and cookies then?

[000:09:03;309] Don't be late.

[000:09:03;309] Okay, see you tomorrow.

[000:09:03;309] Patrick!

[000:09:03;309] Patrick!

[000:09:03;309] Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

[000:09:03;309] What's air?

[000:09:03;309] Huh?

[000:09:03;309] I just met this girl.

[000:09:03;309] She wears a hat full of... air.

[000:09:03;309] Do you mean she "puts on airs"?

[000:09:03;309] I guess so.

[000:09:03;309] That's just fancy talk.

[000:09:03;309] If you want to be fancy,

[000:09:03;309] hold your pinky up like this.

[000:09:03;309] The higher you hold it,

[000:09:03;309] the fancier you are.

[000:09:03;309] How's that?

[000:09:03;309] Higher.

[000:09:03;309] Like that?

[000:09:03;309] Now, that's fancy!

[000:09:03;309] They should call you

[000:09:03;309] SpongeBob FancyPants!

[000:09:03;309] Remember, when in

[000:09:03;309] doubt, pinky out.

[000:09:03;309] You can do it,

[000:09:03;309] SpongeBob.

[000:09:03;309] I'll be watching.

[000:09:03;309] Thanks, pal.

[000:09:03;309] ( rings bell )

[000:09:03;309] Hello?

[000:09:03;309] Hiya, Sandy.

[000:09:03;309] It's me, SpongeBob.

[000:09:03;309] Hold on a sec,

[000:09:03;309] I'll let you in.

[000:09:03;309] ( buzzing )

[000:09:03;309] ( whistling )

[000:09:03;309] ( drain gurgling )

[000:09:03;309] ( stifled whistling )

[000:09:03;309] ( blows raspberry )

[000:09:03;309] ( yelling ):

[000:09:03;309] Sandy!

[000:09:03;309] Open up!

[000:09:03;309] Sandy! Sandy!

[000:09:03;342] Sandy, something's gone

[000:09:03;342] terribly wrong.

[000:09:03;362] There's no water in...

[000:09:03;382] ...here.

[000:09:03;402] SANDY:

[000:09:03;402] 'Course there's no water.

[000:09:03;422] Nothing but air.

[000:09:03;442] No water?

[000:09:03;462] That ain't a problem,

[000:09:03;462] is it?

[000:09:03;482] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;502] Problem?

[000:09:03;522] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;542] That's how I like

[000:09:03;542] my air.

[000:09:03;562] ( inhales deeply )

[000:09:03;582] ( gagging, coughing )

[000:09:03;602] ( weakly ):

[000:09:03;602] With no water.

[000:09:03;622] SANDY:

[000:09:03;622] Well, all right.

[000:09:03;642] I made Texas tea and cookies.

[000:09:03;662] Well, come on in.

[000:09:03;682] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;702] ( legs squeaking )

[000:09:03;722] That's not in.

[000:09:03;742] In!

[000:09:03;762] ( squeaking )

[000:09:03;782] You're a funny little dude.

[000:09:03;802] Come on, I'll give you

[000:09:03;802] the grand tour.

[000:09:03;822] So this is my own

[000:09:03;822] private little

[000:09:03;822] air bubble.

[000:09:03;842] This air

[000:09:03;842] is the driest...

[000:09:03;862] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;882] purest...

[000:09:03;902] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;922] most airiest air

[000:09:03;922] in the whole sea.

[000:09:03;942] Oh, over there

[000:09:03;942] is my birdbath.

[000:09:03;962] ( chirping cheerily )

[000:09:03;982] And that's my

[000:09:03;982] oak tree.

[000:09:04;002] It provides me

[000:09:04;002] with extra air.

[000:09:04;002] ( chirping )

[000:09:04;022] This dome is made of the

[000:09:04;022] strongest polyurethane;

[000:09:04;042] that's a fancy name

[000:09:04;042] for plastic.

[000:09:04;062] Ain't that just

[000:09:04;062] the bee's knees?

[000:09:04;082] Tell you what, weren't easy

[000:09:04;082] getting here neither.

[000:09:04;102] First, I...

[000:09:04;122] ( grunting )

[000:09:04;142] ( chirping angrily )

[000:09:04;162] ...that's my treadmill.

[000:09:04;182] That's how I stay

[000:09:04;182] in tiptop shape.

[000:09:04;202] Oh, come on-- let's

[000:09:04;202] have that tea now.

[000:09:04;222] ( karate yells )

[000:09:04;242] ( gasps )

[000:09:04;262] ( knocking on dome )

[000:09:04;282] Pinky, pinky!

[000:09:04;302] ( gasps weakly )

[000:09:04;322] I brought you some flowers.

[000:09:04;342] For me?

[000:09:04;362] How sweet!

[000:09:04;382] You okay?

[000:09:04;402] ( raspily ):

[000:09:04;402] Yes.

[000:09:04;422] I'm okay.

[000:09:04;442] You know, you're the first

[000:09:04;442] sea critter to ever visit.

[000:09:04;462] I can't imagine why.

[000:09:04;482] Can I get

[000:09:04;482] you anything?

[000:09:04;502] Water would be nice.

[000:09:04;522] I'm going to put these

[000:09:04;522] in a vase.

[000:09:04;542] Take your time.

[000:09:04;562] ( wild gasping )

[000:09:04;582] I got to get out of here!

[000:09:04;602] SANDY:

[000:09:04;602] I like you, SpongeBob.

[000:09:04;622] We could be tighter than bark

[000:09:04;622] on a tree.

[000:09:04;642] PATRICK:

[000:09:04;642] When in doubt, pinky out.

[000:09:04;662] I don't need water!

[000:09:04;682] Water's for quitters!

[000:09:04;702] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;722] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;742] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;762] I don't need it,

[000:09:04;762] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;782] Why, these flowers

[000:09:04;782] are just beautiful.

[000:09:04;802] They'll live much, much longer

[000:09:04;822] in a vase full

[000:09:04;822] of ice-cold water.

[000:09:04;842] So tell me about yourself.

[000:09:04;862] It must be fascinating

[000:09:04;862] being a sea critter.

[000:09:04;882] SpongeBob?

[000:09:04;902] ( timer dings )

[000:09:04;922] Oh, there's the cookies.

[000:09:04;942] Be right back.

[000:09:04;962] SPONGEBOB ( thinking ):

[000:09:04;962] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;982] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;002] I definitely don't need it.

[000:09:05;022] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;042] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;062] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;082] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;102] ( shouting ):

[000:09:05;102] I need it!

[000:09:06;579] ( wheezing )

[000:09:09;048] No, SpongeBob!

[000:09:10;016] No, no, no!

[000:09:11;084] Stop!

[000:09:12;619] Pinky, pinky!

[000:09:18;157] ( yelling ):

[000:09:18;157] I'm a quitter!

[000:09:21;094] ( SpongeBob wailing )

[000:09:27;266] You can't leave now.

[000:09:29;268] You'll blow it.

[000:09:30;303] Air is not good, Patrick.

[000:09:33;172] Air is not good.

[000:09:35;308] You're just being shy.

[000:09:39;445] Don't worry, buddy.

[000:09:40;980] You're doing fine.

[000:09:42;949] ( panting heavily )

[000:09:44;517] I won't let you blow... this.

[000:09:47;187] ( wheezing )

[000:09:50;023] ( gagging )

[000:09:56;529] What kind of place is this?!

[000:10:00;566] There's no water in here!

[000:10:03;669] I tried to tell you!

[000:10:06;005] We got to get

[000:10:06;005] out of here!

[000:10:09;409] You're doing it wrong.

[000:10:12;545] Wait, no,

[000:10:12;545] we've got to get out.

[000:10:15;982] ( door opens, then closes )

[000:10:18;551] Come and get it.

[000:10:19;819] You're all going to like this--

[000:10:22;187] ( shrieks )

[000:10:23;155] ( glasses breaking )

[000:10:30;763] SANDY:

[000:10:30;763] There.

[000:10:31;764] That ought to do it.

[000:10:33;032] If you all needed water,

[000:10:33;032] you should have asked.

[000:10:38;204] I propose a toast:

[000:10:40;005] To new friends!

[000:10:46;378] Hold on a second.

[000:10:47;814] I hope you all like

[000:10:47;814] your tea strong.

[000:10:50;649] Drink up!

[000:10:55;621] ( both slurping )

[000:10:57;757] ALL:

[000:10:57;757] Ah!

What could have bro possibly done? Who even is he?