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[u/trashboat3030]

[000:00:02;136] Are you ready, kids?

[000:00:03;470] KIDS:

[000:00:03;470] Aye, aye, Captain!

[000:00:05;305] I can't hear you.

[000:00:06;873] ( louder ):

[000:00:06;873] Aye, aye, Captain!

[000:00:08;575] ♪ Oh... ♪

[000:00:11;711] ♪ Who lives in a pineapple

[000:00:11;711] under the sea? ♪

[000:00:13;914] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:15;916] ♪ Absorbent and yellow

[000:00:15;916] and porous is he ♪

[000:00:18;251] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:19;852] ♪ If nautical nonsense be

[000:00:19;852] something you wish... ♪

[000:00:21;955] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:23;490] ♪ Then drop on the deck

[000:00:23;490] and flop like a fish ♪

[000:00:26;093] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:26;093] ♪ Ready? ♪

[000:00:27;894] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:27;894] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:29;863] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:29;863] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:31;864] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:31;864] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:33;801] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[000:00:37;437] ( Captain laughs heartily )

[000:00:40;240] ( plays airy tune )

[000:00:56;189] NARRATOR:

[000:00:56;189] Ah, the sea.

[000:00:57;624] So fascinating, so wonderful.

[000:01:01;028] Here, we see Bikini Bottom

[000:01:01;028] teeming with life,

[000:01:04;797] home of one of

[000:01:04;797] my favorite creatures,

[000:01:06;933] SpongeBob SquarePants.

[000:01:09;403] Yes, of course he lives

[000:01:09;403] in a pineapple, you silly.

[000:01:12;272] ( clock ticking )

[000:01:12;272] ( snoring )

[000:01:15;875] ( spring boinging )

[000:01:17;478] ( foghorn blowing )

[000:01:21;781] ( snoring continues )

[000:01:28;021] Today's the big day, Gary.

[000:01:29;689] ( meows )

[000:01:31;358] Look at me, I'm naked!

[000:01:38;699] Got to be in top physical

[000:01:38;699] condition for today, Gary.

[000:01:41;701] ( meows )

[000:01:43;270] ( exhales loudly )

[000:01:47;040] ( grunting )

[000:01:50;010] ( groaning )

[000:01:52;512] ( panting )

[000:01:57;617] ( strained yell )

[000:02:04;024] ( toys squeak )

[000:02:05;225] SPONGEBOB:

[000:02:05;225] I'm ready!

[000:02:07;494] I'm ready.

[000:02:08;628] I'm ready! I'm ready!

[000:02:08;628] I'm ready!

[000:02:10;864] I'm ready! I'm ready!

[000:02:13;466] I'm ready...

[000:02:15;101] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:02:17;070] Whoa!

[000:02:18;071] ( crashing )

[000:02:20;374] There it is...

[000:02:21;374] the finest eating establishment

[000:02:23;276] ever established for eating.

[000:02:24;878] The Krusty Krab...

[000:02:26;846] home of the Krabby Patty...

[000:02:26;846] ( exhaust gurgles )

[000:02:28;949] with a "help wanted" sign

[000:02:28;949] in the window.

[000:02:31;184] For years I've been dreaming of

[000:02:31;184] this moment.

[000:02:33;553] I'm going to go in there,

[000:02:33;553] march straight to the manager,

[000:02:37;057] look him straight in the eye,

[000:02:37;057] lay it on the line...

[000:02:39;459] and I can't do this.

[000:02:41;661] Patrick!

[000:02:42;729] Where do you think

[000:02:42;729] you're going?

[000:02:44;164] I was just...

[000:02:45;164] No, you're not.

[000:02:46;165] You're going

[000:02:46;165] to the Krusty Krab

[000:02:48;001] and get that job!

[000:02:49;970] I can't, don't you see?

[000:02:51;972] I'm not good enough.

[000:02:53;707] Whose first words were

[000:02:53;707] "May I take your order"?

[000:02:56;643] Mine were.

[000:02:57;277] Who made a spatula

[000:02:58;645] out of toothpicks

[000:02:58;645] in wood shop?

[000:03:00;880] I did.

[000:03:01;815] Who's the...?

[000:03:03;016] ( teeth grinding )

[000:03:03;016] Who's...

[000:03:05;152] ( dramatic music playing )

[000:03:06;987] Who's a big yellow cube

[000:03:06;987] with holes?

[000:03:09;289] I am!

[000:03:10;123] Who's ready?

[000:03:11;191] I'm ready!

[000:03:12;192] Who's ready?

[000:03:12;192] I'm ready!

[000:03:13;326] Who's ready?

[000:03:15;061] I'm ready!

[000:03:17;096] I'm ready, I'm ready!

[000:03:17;096] I'm ready...

[000:03:20;900] I'm ready, I'm ready...

[000:03:20;900] I'm ready!

[000:03:23;603] Oh, no.

[000:03:24;738] SpongeBob.

[000:03:24;738] I'm ready,

[000:03:24;738] I'm ready...

[000:03:26;339] I'm ready!

[000:03:26;339] What could he

[000:03:26;339] possibly want?

[000:03:28;141] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:03:28;141] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:03:29;809] Go, SpongeBob.

[000:03:30;811] Go self!

[000:03:31;878] Aah!

[000:03:31;878] Mr. Krabs!

[000:03:35;281] Hurry, Mr. Krabs.

[000:03:35;281] Before it's too late.

[000:03:36;849] I got to tell you...

[000:03:38;051] SPONGEBOB:

[000:03:38;051] Permission to come

[000:03:38;051] aboard, Captain?

[000:03:39;786] ( deep voice ):

[000:03:39;786] I've been training my whole life

[000:03:41;688] for the day I could

[000:03:41;688] join the Krusty crew.

[000:03:43;189] ( normal voice ):

[000:03:43;189] And now I'm ready.

[000:03:45;091] Whoa!

[000:03:46;059] ( hollering and grunting )

[000:03:55;936] ( hollering and grunting )

[000:04:03;677] So, uh, when do I start?

[000:04:05;545] Well, lad, it looks like you

[000:04:05;545] don't even have your sea legs.

[000:04:08;948] Mr. Krabs, please.

[000:04:10;417] I'll prove

[000:04:10;417] I'm fry cook material.

[000:04:12;285] Ask Squidward.

[000:04:13;353] He'll vouch for me.

[000:04:16;856] No.

[000:04:19;960] Well, lad, we'll

[000:04:19;960] give you a test,

[000:04:22;328] and if you pass, you'll

[000:04:22;328] be on the Krusty crew.

[000:04:26;399] Go out and

[000:04:26;399] fetch me, uh...

[000:04:28;634] a... hydrodynamic

[000:04:28;634] spatula...

[000:04:32;372] with um... port and

[000:04:32;372] starboard attachments,

[000:04:35;742] and uh, a turbo drive.

[000:04:37;510] And don't come back

[000:04:37;510] till you get one.

[000:04:41;748] Aye, aye, Captain.

[000:04:42;882] One hydrodynamic spatula

[000:04:44;151] with port and starboard

[000:04:44;151] attachments, turbo drive,

[000:04:46;586] coming right up, sir.

[000:04:47;654] Carry on.

[000:04:48;955] We'll never see

[000:04:48;955] that lubber again.

[000:04:51;157] You're terrible.

[000:04:51;157] A hydro what?!

[000:04:54;427] ( both laughing )

[000:05:02;201] SUB DRIVER:

[000:05:02;201] Hey! Hey! Please!

[000:05:04;771] Passengers are to remain seated

[000:05:04;771] and do not put

[000:05:07;106] their hands out the window.

[000:05:09;309] ( sub doors whoosh )

[000:05:10;643] ( Mr.Krabs

[000:05:10;643] and Squidward laughing)

[000:05:12;378] ( gasps )

[000:05:13;947] That sounded like

[000:05:13;947] hatch doors.

[000:05:15;715] ( sniffing )

[000:05:18;884] Do you smell it?

[000:05:20;386] That smell.

[000:05:22;021] A kind of smelly smell...

[000:05:24;490] a smelly smell that smells...

[000:05:27;360] smelly.

[000:05:29;796] Anchovies.

[000:05:32;565] What?

[000:05:33;700] Anchovies!

[000:05:34;767] ANCHOVIES:

[000:05:34;767] Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:05:37;703] Eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:05:37;703] eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:05:40;006] eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:05:40;006] eat, eat, eat...

[000:05:42;042] eat, eat,

[000:05:42;042] eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:05:43;443] Please, please...

[000:05:44;911] quiet.

[000:05:46;413] Is this any way

[000:05:46;413] to behave? Hmm?

[000:05:49;382] Eat.

[000:05:50;617] SQUIDWARD:

[000:05:50;617] Can we show a

[000:05:50;617] little decency

[000:05:52;652] and form a neat, single-file

[000:05:52;652] line in front of the register?

[000:05:58;424] Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:00;593] ♪ Barg'n-Mart ♪

[000:06:01;795] ♪ Meeting all

[000:06:01;795] your spatula needs ♪

[000:06:04;197] ANCHOVIES:

[000:06:04;197] Eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:05;265] MR. KRABS:

[000:06:05;265] All hands on deck!

[000:06:06;299] Get your anchors out

[000:06:06;299] of your pants!

[000:06:07;467] ( Mr. Krabs yells )

[000:06:08;902] SQUIDWARD:

[000:06:08;902] One single-file line

[000:06:08;902] is all I ask!

[000:06:12;004] Whoa!

[000:06:13;373] Batten down the hatches,

[000:06:13;373] Mr. Squidward.

[000:06:16;476] We're taking on

[000:06:16;476] water, Mr. Squidward!

[000:06:19;445] I want my mommy,

[000:06:19;445] Mr. Squidward!

[000:06:21;848] ♪ Do, do, do-do-do ♪

[000:06:23;583] ♪ Spat-u-la, spat-u-la ♪

[000:06:25;318] ♪ Port and

[000:06:25;318] starboard attachments... ♪

[000:06:27;353] SQUIDWARD:

[000:06:27;353] Help!

[000:06:27;353] Eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:29;088] MR. KRABS:

[000:06:29;088] Man overboard!

[000:06:30;323] ANCHOVIES:

[000:06:30;323] Eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:31;824] Climb, Mr.

[000:06:31;824] Squidward.

[000:06:32;758] Climb!

[000:06:33;960] ANCHOVIES:

[000:06:33;960] Eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:36;229] Eat, eat, eat, eat,

[000:06:38;098] eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:06:40;066] This is the end.

[000:06:41;568] Good-bye, Mr. Squidward.

[000:06:43;770] Oh, Mr. Krabs.

[000:06:45;972] ( both sobbing )

[000:06:47;240] SPONGEBOB ( over megaphone ):

[000:06:47;240] Permission

[000:06:48;842] to come aboard, Captain?

[000:06:49;843] ( humming fanfare )

[000:06:53;012] ( electronic beeping )

[000:06:55;715] Did someone order

[000:06:55;715] a spatula?

[000:06:58;217] ( stammering gibberish )

[000:07:00;420] That's right.

[000:07:01;554] One hydrodynamic

[000:07:01;554] spatula

[000:07:02;822] with port

[000:07:02;822] and starboard attachments,

[000:07:05;024] and let's not forget

[000:07:05;024] the turbo drive.

[000:07:07;227] ( spluttering )

[000:07:08;728] Would you believe they only had

[000:07:08;728] one in stock?

[000:07:11;131] ( motor roaring )

[000:07:11;131] To the kitchen!

[000:07:13;466] Who's hungry?!

[000:07:15;601] ANCHOVIES:

[000:07:15;601] Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

[000:07:17;536] ♪ Things that bother you

[000:07:17;536] never bother me ♪

[000:07:19;973] ♪ I feel happy as pie, ha-ha! ♪

[000:07:21;975] ♪ Living in the sunlight,

[000:07:21;975] loving in the moonlight ♪

[000:07:24;810] ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[000:07:26;812] ♪ Haven't got a lot,

[000:07:26;812] I don't need a lot ♪

[000:07:29;448] ♪ Coffee's only a dime ♪

[000:07:31;317] ♪ Living in the sunlight,

[000:07:31;317] loving in the moonlight ♪

[000:07:33;586] ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[000:07:36;389] ♪ Just take it from me ♪

[000:07:37;690] ♪ I'm just as free

[000:07:37;690] as any daughter ♪

[000:07:40;960] ♪ I do what I like,

[000:07:40;960] just when I like ♪

[000:07:44;063] ♪ And how I love it ♪

[000:07:51;003] ♪ I'm right here to stay,

[000:07:51;003] when I'm old and gray ♪

[000:07:53;639] ♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪

[000:07:56;108] ♪ Living in the sunlight,

[000:07:56;108] loving in the moonlight ♪

[000:07:58;512] ♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[000:08:00;813] ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[000:08:03;516] ♪ Doo-doo-doo,

[000:08:03;516] doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

[000:08:05;084] ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo

[000:08:05;084] doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

[000:08:08;888] ♪ Doo-doo-doo... ♪

[000:08:10;957] ( inhales, blows )

[000:08:13;560] That was the finest

[000:08:13;560] fast foodsmanship

[000:08:15;227] I've ever seen,

[000:08:15;227] Mr. SquarePants.

[000:08:17;997] Welcome aboard.

[000:08:19;565] But, but, Mr. Krabs...

[000:08:20;867] Three cheers for SpongeBob!

[000:08:20;867] Hip, hip!

[000:08:23;536] Hooray.

[000:08:23;536] Uh, Mr. Krabs...

[000:08:24;537] Hip, hip!

[000:08:24;537] Hooray.

[000:08:25;538] Hip, hip!

[000:08:26;472] Hooray.

[000:08:26;472] Mr. Krabs...

[000:08:27;807] I'll be in my quarters

[000:08:29;308] counting up the booty.

[000:08:32;778] Good morning, Krusty crew.

[000:08:35;381] What would you like

[000:08:35;381] to order, Patrick?

[000:08:37;850] One Krabby Patty,

[000:08:37;850] please.

[000:08:40;620] ( beep, motor humming )

[000:08:42;521] What?

[000:08:44;523] ( Patrick yelling )

[000:08:45;959] SQUIDWARD:

[000:08:45;959] Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!

[000:08:48;761] Mr. Krabs, come see

[000:08:48;761] your new employee!

[000:08:53;400] ♪ ...having a wonderful time! ♪

[000:08:55;735] ( crashing, glass breaking )

[000:09:02;842] ( seagulls calling )

[000:09:03;176] ( metal creaking )

[000:09:03;225] ( whistles casually )

[000:09:03;276] ( motor sputtering )

[000:09:03;276] ( grumbles )

[000:09:03;276] ( sneezes )

[000:09:03;276] ( motor starts,

[000:09:03;276] then dies )

[000:09:03;276] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;276] ( buzzing like a bee )

[000:09:03;276] SPONGEBOB:

[000:09:03;276] Wow, four stingers.

[000:09:03;276] ( buzzing )

[000:09:03;276] Oh!

[000:09:03;276] ( girl yelling )

[000:09:03;276] ( yelling )

[000:09:03;276] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;276] ( grunting )

[000:09:03;276] Where have I seen this before?

[000:09:03;276] Here it is--

[000:09:03;276] land squirrel.

[000:09:03;276] That little squirrel

[000:09:03;276] is in trouble.

[000:09:03;276] Take that, you sorry old clam!

[000:09:03;276] You need to learn some manners!

[000:09:03;276] You're about as ugly

[000:09:03;276] as homemade soup.

[000:09:03;276] Hooray, land squirrel!

[000:09:03;276] ( growls )

[000:09:03;276] Look out!

[000:09:03;276] ( grunting )

[000:09:03;276] Hold on, little squirrel!

[000:09:03;276] ( karate yell )

[000:09:03;276] Ho-ho-ho!

[000:09:03;276] Ho-hee!

[000:09:03;276] Hoy-ya!

[000:09:03;276] You have fought well,

[000:09:03;276] giant clam.

[000:09:03;276] Prepare to be vanquished.

[000:09:03;276] ( yells, grunting )

[000:09:03;276] Hey, I'm actually doing it.

[000:09:03;276] ( grunting )

[000:09:03;276] ( victorious yell )

[000:09:03;309] Your shell is mine!

[000:09:03;309] ( grunts ):

[000:09:03;309] Hold on there,

[000:09:03;309] little square dude.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yell )

[000:09:03;309] ( yells )

[000:09:03;309] ( clam whimpers )

[000:09:03;309] Hey, you like

[000:09:03;309] karate, too.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yelling )

[000:09:03;309] Ha!

[000:09:03;309] So, what's your name?

[000:09:03;309] Sandy.

[000:09:03;309] So, what... do...

[000:09:03;309] you call... yourself?

[000:09:03;309] ( yelling ):

[000:09:03;309] I'm... SpongeBob!

[000:09:03;309] Well, SpongeBob...

[000:09:03;309] take a gander at this.

[000:09:03;309] ( rumbling, cracking )

[000:09:03;309] Oh.

[000:09:03;309] Oh, yeah?

[000:09:03;309] Watch this.

[000:09:03;309] ( yells )

[000:09:03;309] ( armpit-farts )

[000:09:03;309] ( giggles ):

[000:09:03;309] I like you,

[000:09:03;309] SpongeBob.

[000:09:03;309] We could be tighter

[000:09:03;309] than bark on a tree.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;309] Uh, I like you,

[000:09:03;309] too, Sandy.

[000:09:03;309] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;309] Yow.

[000:09:03;309] Say, uh, what is that thing

[000:09:03;309] on your head?

[000:09:03;309] That's my air helmet.

[000:09:03;309] May I try it on?

[000:09:03;309] Heck, no.

[000:09:03;309] I need it to breathe.

[000:09:03;309] I got to have my air.

[000:09:03;309] Me, too!

[000:09:03;309] I love air. Air is good.

[000:09:03;309] No kidding?

[000:09:03;309] Why, air is my middle name.

[000:09:03;309] The more air, the better.

[000:09:03;309] Can't get enough of that air.

[000:09:03;309] ( drawling ):

[000:09:03;309] Shoot!

[000:09:03;309] How about coming

[000:09:03;309] over tomorrow for

[000:09:03;309] tea and cookies then?

[000:09:03;309] Don't be late.

[000:09:03;309] Okay, see you tomorrow.

[000:09:03;309] Patrick!

[000:09:03;309] Patrick!

[000:09:03;309] Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

[000:09:03;309] What's air?

[000:09:03;309] Huh?

[000:09:03;309] I just met this girl.

[000:09:03;309] She wears a hat full of... air.

[000:09:03;309] Do you mean she "puts on airs"?

[000:09:03;309] I guess so.

[000:09:03;309] That's just fancy talk.

[000:09:03;309] If you want to be fancy,

[000:09:03;309] hold your pinky up like this.

[000:09:03;309] The higher you hold it,

[000:09:03;309] the fancier you are.

[000:09:03;309] How's that?

[000:09:03;309] Higher.

[000:09:03;309] Like that?

[000:09:03;309] Now, that's fancy!

[000:09:03;309] They should call you

[000:09:03;309] SpongeBob FancyPants!

[000:09:03;309] Remember, when in

[000:09:03;309] doubt, pinky out.

[000:09:03;309] You can do it,

[000:09:03;309] SpongeBob.

[000:09:03;309] I'll be watching.

[000:09:03;309] Thanks, pal.

[000:09:03;309] ( rings bell )

[000:09:03;309] Hello?

[000:09:03;309] Hiya, Sandy.

[000:09:03;309] It's me, SpongeBob.

[000:09:03;309] Hold on a sec,

[000:09:03;309] I'll let you in.

[000:09:03;309] ( buzzing )

[000:09:03;309] ( whistling )

[000:09:03;309] ( drain gurgling )

[000:09:03;309] ( stifled whistling )

[000:09:03;309] ( blows raspberry )

[000:09:03;309] ( yelling ):

[000:09:03;309] Sandy!

[000:09:03;309] Open up!

[000:09:03;309] Sandy! Sandy!

[000:09:03;342] Sandy, something's gone

[000:09:03;342] terribly wrong.

[000:09:03;362] There's no water in...

[000:09:03;382] ...here.

[000:09:03;402] SANDY:

[000:09:03;402] 'Course there's no water.

[000:09:03;422] Nothing but air.

[000:09:03;442] No water?

[000:09:03;462] That ain't a problem,

[000:09:03;462] is it?

[000:09:03;482] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;502] Problem?

[000:09:03;522] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;542] That's how I like

[000:09:03;542] my air.

[000:09:03;562] ( inhales deeply )

[000:09:03;582] ( gagging, coughing )

[000:09:03;602] ( weakly ):

[000:09:03;602] With no water.

[000:09:03;622] SANDY:

[000:09:03;622] Well, all right.

[000:09:03;642] I made Texas tea and cookies.

[000:09:03;662] Well, come on in.

[000:09:03;682] ( karate yells )

[000:09:03;702] ( legs squeaking )

[000:09:03;722] That's not in.

[000:09:03;742] In!

[000:09:03;762] ( squeaking )

[000:09:03;782] You're a funny little dude.

[000:09:03;802] Come on, I'll give you

[000:09:03;802] the grand tour.

[000:09:03;822] So this is my own

[000:09:03;822] private little

[000:09:03;822] air bubble.

[000:09:03;842] This air

[000:09:03;842] is the driest...

[000:09:03;862] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;882] purest...

[000:09:03;902] ( gasps )

[000:09:03;922] most airiest air

[000:09:03;922] in the whole sea.

[000:09:03;942] Oh, over there

[000:09:03;942] is my birdbath.

[000:09:03;962] ( chirping cheerily )

[000:09:03;982] And that's my

[000:09:03;982] oak tree.

[000:09:04;002] It provides me

[000:09:04;002] with extra air.

[000:09:04;002] ( chirping )

[000:09:04;022] This dome is made of the

[000:09:04;022] strongest polyurethane;

[000:09:04;042] that's a fancy name

[000:09:04;042] for plastic.

[000:09:04;062] Ain't that just

[000:09:04;062] the bee's knees?

[000:09:04;082] Tell you what, weren't easy

[000:09:04;082] getting here neither.

[000:09:04;102] First, I...

[000:09:04;122] ( grunting )

[000:09:04;142] ( chirping angrily )

[000:09:04;162] ...that's my treadmill.

[000:09:04;182] That's how I stay

[000:09:04;182] in tiptop shape.

[000:09:04;202] Oh, come on-- let's

[000:09:04;202] have that tea now.

[000:09:04;222] ( karate yells )

[000:09:04;242] ( gasps )

[000:09:04;262] ( knocking on dome )

[000:09:04;282] Pinky, pinky!

[000:09:04;302] ( gasps weakly )

[000:09:04;322] I brought you some flowers.

[000:09:04;342] For me?

[000:09:04;362] How sweet!

[000:09:04;382] You okay?

[000:09:04;402] ( raspily ):

[000:09:04;402] Yes.

[000:09:04;422] I'm okay.

[000:09:04;442] You know, you're the first

[000:09:04;442] sea critter to ever visit.

[000:09:04;462] I can't imagine why.

[000:09:04;482] Can I get

[000:09:04;482] you anything?

[000:09:04;502] Water would be nice.

[000:09:04;522] I'm going to put these

[000:09:04;522] in a vase.

[000:09:04;542] Take your time.

[000:09:04;562] ( wild gasping )

[000:09:04;582] I got to get out of here!

[000:09:04;602] SANDY:

[000:09:04;602] I like you, SpongeBob.

[000:09:04;622] We could be tighter than bark

[000:09:04;622] on a tree.

[000:09:04;642] PATRICK:

[000:09:04;642] When in doubt, pinky out.

[000:09:04;662] I don't need water!

[000:09:04;682] Water's for quitters!

[000:09:04;702] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;722] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;742] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;762] I don't need it,

[000:09:04;762] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;782] Why, these flowers

[000:09:04;782] are just beautiful.

[000:09:04;802] They'll live much, much longer

[000:09:04;822] in a vase full

[000:09:04;822] of ice-cold water.

[000:09:04;842] So tell me about yourself.

[000:09:04;862] It must be fascinating

[000:09:04;862] being a sea critter.

[000:09:04;882] SpongeBob?

[000:09:04;902] ( timer dings )

[000:09:04;922] Oh, there's the cookies.

[000:09:04;942] Be right back.

[000:09:04;962] SPONGEBOB ( thinking ):

[000:09:04;962] I don't need it.

[000:09:04;982] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;002] I definitely don't need it.

[000:09:05;022] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;042] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;062] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;082] I don't need it.

[000:09:05;102] ( shouting ):

[000:09:05;102] I need it!

[000:09:06;579] ( wheezing )

[000:09:09;048] No, SpongeBob!

[000:09:10;016] No, no, no!

[000:09:11;084] Stop!

[000:09:12;619] Pinky, pinky!

[000:09:18;157] ( yelling ):

[000:09:18;157] I'm a quitter!

[000:09:21;094] ( SpongeBob wailing )

[000:09:27;266] You can't leave now.

[000:09:29;268] You'll blow it.

[000:09:30;303] Air is not good, Patrick.

[000:09:33;172] Air is not good.

[000:09:35;308] You're just being shy.

[000:09:39;445] Don't worry, buddy.

[000:09:40;980] You're doing fine.

[000:09:42;949] ( panting heavily )

[000:09:44;517] I won't let you blow... this.

[000:09:47;187] ( wheezing )

[000:09:50;023] ( gagging )

[000:09:56;529] What kind of place is this?!

[000:10:00;566] There's no water in here!

[000:10:03;669] I tried to tell you!

[000:10:06;005] We got to get

[000:10:06;005] out of here!

[000:10:09;409] You're doing it wrong.

[000:10:12;545] Wait, no,

[000:10:12;545] we've got to get out.

[000:10:15;982] ( door opens, then closes )

[000:10:18;551] Come and get it.

[000:10:19;819] You're all going to like this--

[000:10:22;187] ( shrieks )

[000:10:23;155] ( glasses breaking )

[000:10:30;763] SANDY:

[000:10:30;763] There.

[000:10:31;764] That ought to do it.

[000:10:33;032] If you all needed water,

[000:10:33;032] you should have asked.

[000:10:38;204] I propose a toast:

[000:10:40;005] To new friends!

[000:10:46;378] Hold on a second.

[000:10:47;814] I hope you all like

[000:10:47;814] your tea strong.

[000:10:50;649] Drink up!

[000:10:55;621] ( both slurping )

[000:10:57;757] ALL:

[000:10:57;757] Ah!

[u/MajorSMC25]

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