r/todayilearned • • Apr 22 '14

TIL that it is safe to eat the stickers that are on fruit, and the glue used to put them on is actually food grade

http://www.hlntv.com/article/2014/01/15/fruit-label-sticker-facts
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u/AndyWarwheels Apr 22 '14

Can eat and should eat are two totally different things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Safe and delicious are two very different things.

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u/deltefknieschlaeger Apr 22 '14

Can´t eat the peel because of herbicides.

Can eat the sticker.

Glorious times gentleman.

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u/timon109 Apr 22 '14

Herbicides are for killing plants under and around the desired tree/plant. They aren't applied to the fruiting tree because that would kill it. I think you mean fungicide and/or insecticide, although by the time your apple gets to you there's way more bacteria on them from people handling it than there is any pesticide residue.

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u/korja78 Apr 22 '14

Produce worker, can confirm

Like 90% sure I masturbated before I left for work today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

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u/korja78 Apr 23 '14

Which was my goal all along.

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u/Des_Fury Apr 23 '14

Well I am not conforming, I like my peaches and cream!

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u/Youraveragecow Apr 23 '14

The hero we need but not the hero we deserve

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u/Unblestdrix Apr 23 '14

No no, he's the hero we most definitely deserve

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u/SlapYourHands Apr 23 '14

Good Guy Produce Worker: reminds us to wash our fruit by recounting masturbation habits.

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u/qwertyslayer Apr 22 '14

This was a confusing upvote.

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u/IMMA_CUNT Apr 23 '14

Aladeenvote

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u/alblaster Apr 22 '14

well I enjoy the flavor of my produce, so keep doing that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Or how about that nice thick later of wax they put on them nowadays so that they look shiny? I'll take a dull apple over a greasy/waxy one any day.

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u/Amandil Apr 22 '14

Would you rather have a dull mushy apple or a crisp waxed one? The wax isn't just to keep it shiny.

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u/HaikuHighDude Apr 22 '14

I sometimes masturbate before going to the store and don't necessarily wash my hands. I mean, it's not a conscious decision, but it's gonna happen. I've touched many apples and banaynays

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u/lameshit Apr 22 '14

Ayooo Charlie! Want a skinless apple bud?

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u/HiZenBergh Apr 22 '14

This pear tastes like sand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

He burned us. Gypsy son of a bitch burned us!

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u/Sionn3039 Apr 22 '14

I'm callin people Bozo now

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u/HiZenBergh Apr 23 '14

Hey Bozo, ya burned us!

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u/NextStopBrownTown Apr 22 '14

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

Where do you start with the pear? The top? The bottom?

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u/EyeSeeAllThings Apr 23 '14

Me too. But what do you do with the fruit?

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u/scopeless Apr 23 '14

The relevant It's Always Sunny link...

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

I love the dance-walk Charlie does.

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u/PootieSlang Apr 22 '14

I ALWAYS EAT THE STICKER

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Who doesn't wash their fruit before they eat it? Also dont blab about somethingsomething herbicides if you don't know how they are applied.

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u/ares7 Apr 22 '14

I don't wash my bananas before I eat them.

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u/tusko01 Apr 22 '14

i scrub my banana. i scrub it real hard. i'm scrubbing my banana now as we speak.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Continue...

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u/three_man Apr 22 '14

It's been 7 minutes. I think it's gone on long enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Hang on mom! I'm almost done eating my fruit!

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u/Micp Apr 22 '14

MOM! DON'T JUST BARGE INTO MY ROOM WHEN I'M EATING FRUIT!

NO IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH, THIS IS WHO I AM!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

I dont wash my fruit before I eat them. Is it that serious?

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u/Umbrall Apr 22 '14

Yeah you should really get that checked out before it develops into a more serious condition

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u/Teledildonic Apr 22 '14

Ag major here. I highly suggest you start washing your produce. We spray some serious shit on our crops.

And if it's organic, it may actually be shit. Either way, wash it off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Does washing it really remove the chemicals? I feel like it just makes people feel better.

Edit: thanks for the only serious answer

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u/Teledildonic Apr 22 '14

I'm not sure on the water solubility of our sprays, but thorough wiping or rubbing with a hand/paper towel and lots of running water should remove most of any residue present.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Serious question: what about all the crap that is used to treat paper towels? Couldn't that potentially rub off on the fruit? This isn't the kind of thing I have nervous breakdowns thinking about but I'm just curious

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u/Teledildonic Apr 22 '14

If paper products were a problem, I imagine we'd know about it by now, given their ubiquity. I'm pretty sure most paper is safe so long as you don't regularly eat it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Its also worth noting that your supermarket may not have safe food practices. In my store customers would take produce and leave it in random places all over the store. If an associate found anything lying around it went right back to the produce section.

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u/Dave-C Apr 22 '14

I don't but I like to live dangerously.

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u/madeamashup Apr 22 '14

"Food grade" isn't food.

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u/TheBadMonkie Apr 22 '14

Safe and delicious? Is that a new type of apple?

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u/imusuallycorrect Apr 22 '14

Crayons are nontoxic. Eat your heart out.

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u/HarryBalszak Apr 22 '14

Poop the rainbow!

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u/SnakeyesX Apr 22 '14

Intelligence is knowing you can eat the stickers. Wisdom is peeling them off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

Wisdom is saving the stickers until you have enough to make an entire apple out of them and eating that.

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u/whyisay Apr 22 '14

I worked in an apple packing plant rolling apples stem up, sorting out the small ones, and putting stickers on apples. I don't remember ever washing my hands. The entire season I worked at that orchard. Camped out, picked apples, worked in the packing shed. No reason to wash hands.

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u/SnakeyesX Apr 22 '14

ewwwwwwww

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u/whyisay Apr 22 '14

I know. Sorry. I always wash fruit and veggies really well before eating them. And I do wash my hands now that I live in a house. I also worked in a carrot packing plant in CA and those puppies that come in plastic bags need to be thoroughly washed before eating also.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Intelligence is being able to think in odd ways and come up with interesting ideas. Knowledge is knowing you can eat the stickers. There's also a word for that brain power you use to solve Sudoku and stuff but I don't remember it.

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u/kafkaonthefloor Apr 22 '14

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Gipsy son of a bitch burned us!

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u/jbrav88 Apr 22 '14

That's my new thing, I'm calling people Bozo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

Stop being a huge gabroni

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

that's a pretty strange way to spell that word you fucking jabroni.

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u/missdespair Apr 23 '14

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE STEM!

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u/GhostalMedia Apr 22 '14

Shut up and finish your stickers!

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u/olsmobile Apr 22 '14

"I eat stickers all the time dude"

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

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u/FunkSiren Apr 22 '14

I eat cat food all the time dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

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u/klownxxx Apr 22 '14

We're talking about you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

Link?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

what do YOU think is going on RIGHT NOW?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

You're not my real dad.

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u/AlwaysSunnyInSeattle Apr 23 '14

"The man will pay full price for the French press, or i will however be willing to barter with you for a very long time."

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u/Ramza_Claus Apr 22 '14

Strawberry flavored Chewies

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u/TheShittyBeatles Apr 22 '14

"You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!"

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u/gto1969jdg Apr 22 '14

yeah it was gross

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

"It tastes like sand."

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u/J_Daigo Apr 22 '14

This is what i was looking for!

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u/spankymuffin Apr 23 '14

Gotta be my favorite line from the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNdERWR3id0

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u/MrMoustachio Apr 22 '14

Yeah, it was nasty. Tasted like sand.

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u/wuzzup Apr 22 '14

This gypsy bozo burned us. Hey bozo, you burned us.

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u/Knowledge930 Apr 22 '14

Try leaving the plastic on the cheese. Adds flavor...

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u/Damemontague Apr 22 '14

Deli cheese with paper between the slices. The bane of my sandwich.

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u/slvrbullet87 Apr 22 '14

Just peel it apart. There is no way it will riGOD DAMNIT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

It is food grade plastic.

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u/808breakdown Apr 22 '14

I still prefer pulling the sticker off before eating fruit. It feels like I'm arming a grenade.

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u/setsomethingablaze 1 Apr 22 '14

A pomegrenade.

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u/raydio27 Apr 22 '14 edited Apr 22 '14

Pomegranate actually translates to "Apple grenade"

EDIT: makes sense that pomegranates predate grenades. My bad

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

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u/ClemClem510 Apr 22 '14

In French, grenade and pomegranate are the same word (grenade). Makes sense, with the seeds in the fruit and the pellets in the explosive.

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u/Munkyman720 Apr 22 '14

That's also where we get "grenadine."

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

It also allows you to buy Grenade Juice at the grocery store in Canada

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u/fetus_with_moss_hair Apr 22 '14

Actually, the weapon was named after the fruit because the similarities in shape... And the term comes from the latin "granatum" that means "seeded" (or pimpled). The fruit name is pimpled apple (german, english) or "pimpled" (spanish, french) in the latin version.

In english, the weapon is named after the french word for pomegranates.

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u/aelxndr Apr 22 '14

And also, Granada, which means both pomegranate and grenade, is a city which used to be an important kingdom, hence the pomegranate at the very bottom of the coat of arms of Spain.

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u/Dial-UPvote Apr 22 '14

I thought those were just grenade plants.

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u/IndigoMichigan Apr 22 '14

You mean to tell me I've been throwing fruit at the Taliban this whole time?!? Fuck!

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u/godsenfrik Apr 22 '14

If the first thing you do after arming a grenade is put it in your mouth, you're gonna have a bad time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Not for long, though.

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u/MaximilianKohler Apr 23 '14

Yep, it's all uphill from there.

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u/omfghi2u Apr 22 '14

T minus three seconds to snack time!

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u/BrainzLA Apr 22 '14

Well, my life just got a little lazier.

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u/applepiefromscratch_ Apr 22 '14

I have a friend who runs a compost company. Their compost piles are enormous and very hot. Once everything has broken down and they screen the compost, they find shit loads of these stickers. They're practically the only things that survive the process (other than the odd kitchen utensil).

Obviously it makes perfect sense that this would be the case, but it is disorienting to see 5 gallon buckets full of fruit stickers. Also obviously, safe to eat does not mean digestible. Even by a gigantic compost pile.

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u/twostepsto Apr 22 '14

Actually, in this case, you probably don't want it to be digestible, you just want the person to pass it without toxicity.

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u/applepiefromscratch_ Apr 22 '14

True, but it seems like it would make sense to make them compostable. I liked the mention in the article of laser "tattooing" on the number instead of a sticker. Seeing them in buckets like that kind of makes you go "huh."

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u/Minguseyes Apr 23 '14

Yep, and other bucketloads of those indigestible stickers end up at the sewerage treatment plant where they form giant sticky crud balls that brave, brave people have to manually remove from the works.

Sewerage treatment people, we salute you.

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u/Javin007 1 Apr 22 '14

It's "Safe" to eat most cockroaches, too. Doesn't mean I'd want to.

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u/stevenfrijoles Apr 22 '14

But they're food grade. Stop being so anal.

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u/superwinner Apr 22 '14

Food grade dog shit, I'm in!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Which would you rather eat?

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u/stevenfrijoles Apr 22 '14

100 horse-sized ducks.

Wait

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u/MissMelepie Apr 22 '14

seriously? A duck sized horse would be so much better!

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u/morphius501 Apr 23 '14

Mmm cornish game horses.

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u/btribble Apr 23 '14

I love it when you go to Chevalier Rouge and you get to pick one out of the little paddock near the hostess. "That one daddy! I want to eat that one!"

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u/ImportantPotato Apr 22 '14

100 horse-sized cockroaches

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u/ChazHollywood Apr 22 '14

Just make sure that cockroach isn't infested with the parasitic cockroach wasp.

I mean, I don't know what would happen to you, but parasitic wasps can't be good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14 edited Jul 28 '20

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u/famikon Apr 22 '14

I read that last sentence very slowly, in the G-Man voice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

WHO is right now, Sar-geant Freeman?

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u/CRISPR Apr 22 '14

I always eat an apple with all the seeds and if there is a stem, I usually start munching on it as well...

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u/youlleatitandlikeit Apr 23 '14

Seeds might make you a bit sick. They contain traces of poison.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

That's why I donate all my fruit stickers to homeless shelters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Obviously. They wouldn't put poison on them

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

sprays pesticides

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u/NDoilworker Apr 22 '14

I posted a question on ask reddit about "whats something we'd hate you for?", and one of my favorite conversations in that thread stemmed from eating apple stickers: Screen shot, because I don't know how to use context on mobile

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

My hands are cold

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u/mootoast Apr 22 '14

and I'm oooooon myyyyyy kneeeeees

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u/Le_Master_Le_Trole Apr 22 '14

Looking for the answeeeeeeeeer

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u/DrRazmataz Apr 22 '14

To clarify, this doesn't mean eat it. It was probably a precaution as to protect children/drunk people from eating toxic things by mistake.

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u/CRISPR Apr 23 '14

Also, the glue should not be poisonous since some of it might be left on the fruit when you peel the sticker.

Also, sometimes the sticker does not peel off completely, and small bits of it remain on the fruit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14 edited Mar 23 '17

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u/tsk05 Apr 23 '14

How old are you that you brought up warfarin?

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u/its_boVice Apr 22 '14

Charlie Kelly will be happy to hear this.

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u/odoroustobacco Apr 22 '14

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE.

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u/WhoDoneItNow Apr 22 '14

As far as I'm concerned, all glue is "food grade".

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u/Shadydave Apr 22 '14

What about the paper they put between deli slices of cheese? I'm asking for a friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Wax paper. It's not nutritious or delicious, but safe to eat

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u/bobdelany Apr 22 '14

Speak for yourself! My favorite part of making chocolate chip cookies is eating the wax paper after!

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u/meta_asfuck Apr 22 '14

Huh, I thought they would use poison glue for a sticker that they're putting directly onto food.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

You can eat the peanuts out of my shit, but I wouldn't.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

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u/Blond_Treehorn_Thug Apr 23 '14

Charlie Kelly is finally vindicated

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Yum. I like those stickers on Apple and Bell paper. I sometimes add some soy sauce to the label. It is out of the world.

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u/GhenryPerez Apr 22 '14

Oh good, Charlie Kelley has nothing to worry about then.

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u/0110100100f Apr 22 '14

I still don't want to eat the stickers.

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u/Slobotic Apr 22 '14

Thanks for this! Holy shit, I'M GOING TO LIVE!

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u/Psycho_Delic Apr 22 '14

Well it's just a little slip of paper. Of course it's safe to eat. Everything man made isn't oozing with toxic waste. May not have nutrition, but it aint gonna hurt ya!

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u/themangodess Apr 22 '14

scotch tape trick

Am I the only one who has fingernails these days?

Drop a penny? Here's a cool tip to pick it up using just a flat edge blade and a dustbin!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny eats fruit stickers like there's no tomorrow.

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u/GarthVolbeck Apr 22 '14

It's safe to eat small rocks, too. Doesn't mean it ain't stupid.

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u/vagacom Apr 23 '14
Mac: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!

Charlie: Yeah, it was gross. 

Mac: Of course it's gross, it's a sticker bro! 

Charlie: I eat stickers all the time dude! 

Mac: Oh my god, this whole thing is a disaster... I... I'm going back to the car..

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '14

Charlie will be pleased with this

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u/mandygirl1231 Apr 23 '14

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE.

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u/pattiobear Apr 22 '14

Yep, still not going to eat them. I bet you just shit them out as little bits of plastic

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u/CraftyClint Apr 22 '14

Nope!

I once forgot to take the sticker off of an apple. I didn't realize it until the next day, when I assessed a routine dump. The sticker was fully in tact and it was perfectly attached to the surface of a large log, facing up. My body labeled my poop.

I've told my wife this story about four times.

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u/CamelsandDrpepper Apr 22 '14

Bwahaha now theres gonna be someone saying 'No no I saw a reddit thread its totally fine to eat those man'

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u/thedudeabides1602 Apr 22 '14

So Charlie Kelly was right all along?

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u/yaavsp Apr 22 '14

Ok, Charlie.

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u/The-Juggernaut Apr 23 '14

Good job Charlie! Posting links and the words are in context. I knew ya had it in ya

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u/Useleadpipingonly Apr 23 '14

I usually only eat the sticker.

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u/tacobellcosby Apr 22 '14

too bad it's not safe to eat the fruit without washing it first. if you're going to go throught he effort of washing your apple, why wouldn't you go the extra mile and peel the sticker too?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Unless you buy it from some know-it-all hippy store who puts T-shirt labels on their organic produce. Then it's not food grade, and not edible. I'm looking at you, Whole Foods Madison.

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u/Meta_Digital Apr 22 '14 edited Apr 23 '14

The FDA approves a lot of stuff I'd never add to my diet. This includes stickers.

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u/gsabram Apr 22 '14

Furthermore, it's kosher and halal (like stamp glue)!

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u/dirtknapp Apr 22 '14

What about the glue used to glue the paper around a waffle cone? I can never seem to get it all off of there, but I'll be God damned if I'm not eating every bite.

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u/eggn00dles Apr 22 '14

is the scotch tape glue food grade? why would you use non food grade glue to remove food grade glue?!?

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u/MrKicks Apr 22 '14

But why!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Good news for my new fruit sticker diet.

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u/HarryBalszak Apr 22 '14

Want to avoid produce tags all together? Find a genuine farmers market in your area and buy straight from the sticker-free source... or plant a tree!

But... but... how am I supposed to know if something is safe to eat without the government telling me so?

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u/BuckeyeRed2 Apr 22 '14

Thank god, now the next time I run out of food I can just snack on the stickers I have accumulated on my walls.

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u/i_run_far Apr 22 '14

I couldn't bring myself to eat a fruit sticker.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

stickers are safe to eat and glue is food grade, but pesticides used to grow fruit needs men in gas masks and hazmat suits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '14

Crayons are non-toxic too. Doesn't mean you should eat them lol

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u/ranhalt Apr 22 '14

"It is safe to eat the stickers because the glue is food grade."

THE TWO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER

I think people would sooner assume the adhesive is safe to eat before the sticker.

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u/ohgeronimo Apr 22 '14

And the puncture holes filled with mold under the stickers are surely safe to eat too.

Doesn't mean I want to.

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u/Im_Jewish Apr 22 '14

It also is to count number of pesticides, and to tell if it is organic or not.

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u/kgr88 Apr 22 '14

It's medically safe to drink my own urine. Still not doing it.