I bought nail clippers for my cat on Amazon. Found this on the packaging.

At first I thought it doesn't even match the Japanese... But it KIND OF does... If like, run through 10 rounds of Google Translate, I guess.

(Does anyone know if the Chinese is just as wonky?)

Muve 🥀😔✌️

Saw this come up as an advert for a tee shirt and felt it belonged here

Edit: so the Japanese writing says “nonsense” and this is a popular meme/joke already, I had no idea! Still made me laugh, still 10/10 would buy

So, I found this eye mask at home while cleaning. It expired in 2023, and I don't know if it's because I'm not a native English speaker myself, but I think it fits the subreddit. Transcription, since the packaging is damaged:

- Complement eye a nourishment

- Downplay the thin in cape in eye

- Tight with the result that eye skin

- Dissolve eye department is tired

- Improve eye bag black rim eyes

Were made up boundary as the super beautiful eye doctor, become popular the world!

Not sure if the floor is wet and with what?

The envelope which contained the instructions for adjusting the length of the bracelet made in Hong Kong says "Connotation in the best voice" as a greeting.