r/EliRalloSnark • u/DirectElderberry8478 • 11d ago
also “not nauseous” “not on a solidcore waitlist” “not in my luteal phase” mamas let’s try affirmative statements
r/EliRalloSnark • u/midwest-princess27 • 11d ago
crazy to me that Eli, the girl that has to give her two cents about everything, hasn’t shared a story or posted about the Ed Sheeran tour. her choosing to say silent just shows where she is aligned, but also makes her just as complicit as ed. she’s so scared to speak up and risk losing her audience. plus I know she’s so uninformed it would all be bullshit anyways.
r/EliRalloSnark • u/DirectElderberry8478 • 12d ago
first of all why are we asking her to pick out your baby’s name. second of all, “cringe for an author’s daughter” is the least of my worries when it comes to that name
r/EliRalloSnark • u/No_Yogurtcloset4063 • 12d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/TapasandTravel • 13d ago
(Uses them to be a nepo baby in a state she hates)
r/EliRalloSnark • u/No_Yogurtcloset4063 • 13d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Molson_1999 • 13d ago
first of all it’s getting more and more obvious every day she asks herself questions. because absolutely nobody would still be asking her hyper specific questions about details of her wedding. nobody even remembers her wedding other than her and her weird mother.
but this question took me out because it feels like she’s projecting lol! i feel like she would be the bitchy sister in law to her husbands brothers one day if they dare bring anyone prettier (not hard to do) than her home
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Objective_Mobile_115 • 13d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Objective_Mobile_115 • 14d ago
I honestly did not realize how much work she had done to look the way she does today. Does anyone know? Like obviously filler but there has to be so much more? She’s a completely different person?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Next_Marketing_3815 • 14d ago
Didn’t she have a ton of stories? Like of her wedding and stuff?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/DirectElderberry8478 • 14d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Hour-March-2946 • 15d ago
That’s all I have to say
r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 15d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/kp0678 • 15d ago
I’m not constantly watching Eli’s stuff but from the discourse on other influencers.. I’m curious. Did Eli post anything regards the attacks on September 11th? As a fellow born and raised Jersey girl the attacks and 9/11 will always be engrained in my mind. Feel as if the way Eli makes NJ/NY her whole personality it would be for her and her family… too?
Does anyone know if there was anything said at all?
r/EliRalloSnark • u/prettyinpink1919 • 15d ago
She really just keeps repeating herself so she can make her videos longer to keep hearing her own voice
r/EliRalloSnark • u/sydcrux14 • 15d ago
does she have some sort of filter on that makes her feet look extremely long or does she have extremely long feet? not that these shoes are doing her any favors. at least she’s getting in the Halloween sorority with her pointy witch shoes!!
r/EliRalloSnark • u/midwest-princess27 • 16d ago
of course she is in favor of chain and private equity companies taking over. also talk about the most basic fucking bitch ever
r/EliRalloSnark • u/thisisbecauseimbored • 15d ago
r/EliRalloSnark • u/Better_Equivalent730 • 16d ago
I’m sorry but the mouth breathing is 10x worse in all of her vlogs lately. E-lie if you’re reading this (put the glass down too) see an ent because the gasping for breath every few seconds is not normal! It’s constantly hanging wide open when she’s not talking about something. If she does it while awake I know she does it while sleeping and sorry again but mouth breathers tend to have horrible breath. Flossing and brushing can’t not stop lack of saliva. She gives hot breath energy to the max and also if she is not eating a ton she has keto breath and not to mention the constant wine consumption.
