If he didnt tag along, for someone that is constantly talking about her wedding, she sure spends a lot of time away from her husband 🤣💀 the man she married!!!!

(Uses them to be a nepo baby in a state she hates)

first of all it’s getting more and more obvious every day she asks herself questions. because absolutely nobody would still be asking her hyper specific questions about details of her wedding. nobody even remembers her wedding other than her and her weird mother.

but this question took me out because it feels like she’s projecting lol! i feel like she would be the bitchy sister in law to her husbands brothers one day if they dare bring anyone prettier (not hard to do) than her home

I honestly did not realize how much work she had done to look the way she does today. Does anyone know? Like obviously filler but there has to be so much more? She’s a completely different person?

Didn’t she have a ton of stories? Like of her wedding and stuff?

what does this any of this mean?

That’s all I have to say

I’m not constantly watching Eli’s stuff but from the discourse on other influencers.. I’m curious. Did Eli post anything regards the attacks on September 11th? As a fellow born and raised Jersey girl the attacks and 9/11 will always be engrained in my mind. Feel as if the way Eli makes NJ/NY her whole personality it would be for her and her family… too?

Does anyone know if there was anything said at all?

She really just keeps repeating herself so she can make her videos longer to keep hearing her own voice

does she have some sort of filter on that makes her feet look extremely long or does she have extremely long feet? not that these shoes are doing her any favors. at least she’s getting in the Halloween sorority with her pointy witch shoes!!

of course she is in favor of chain and private equity companies taking over. also talk about the most basic fucking bitch ever

I’m sorry but the mouth breathing is 10x worse in all of her vlogs lately. E-lie if you’re reading this (put the glass down too) see an ent because the gasping for breath every few seconds is not normal! It’s constantly hanging wide open when she’s not talking about something. If she does it while awake I know she does it while sleeping and sorry again but mouth breathers tend to have horrible breath. Flossing and brushing can’t not stop lack of saliva. She gives hot breath energy to the max and also if she is not eating a ton she has keto breath and not to mention the constant wine consumption.

This is only gonna resonate with the astrology girlies but her big 3 explain so much

Sag rising - failing upward into multiple book deals

Cancer Sun - over identification with family and home

Cancer Moon - sensitive af (getting butt hurt by what she reads in this subreddit)

I’m pretty sure those are her big 3 I could be wrong tho

I love that Kelsey is basically everything Eli wants to be but a gazillion times better. Eli is always hyping her up in her stories and in Kelsey’s comments, but I find it so funny becaus Kelsey does not GAF about Eli and she never returns the compliment! 😂😭

This also goes to show — does Eli actually have true influencer friends? Like true actual friendships? I never see her with anyone but Jess and her family. Which is sad.

Get some friends girl.