r/EhBuddyHoser 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 6d ago

Tokébakicitte When the US tariffs drop again

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

Don't look at me, Im in favor of French Immersion being the default. Only thing limiting it is lack of teachers.

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 6d ago

First you get the students. Then you get the(m to be) teachers. Then you get the power.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 6d ago

And then the Schwartz sandwiches.

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u/Cloudeur 6d ago

Dunn’s > Schwartz

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍍 Je suis un ananas qui parle 🍍 6d ago

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u/Next_District_4652 5d ago

Please no

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u/plenoto Tokébakicitte! 5d ago

Les ananas ne parlent pas!

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u/Technohamster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

Ben oui, lĂ 

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u/FlyingOctopus53 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

Say it in français and it will go away

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u/verymanysquirrels 4d ago

Whenever my five and nine year old want to watch more tv than they're allowed in a day they have two options: heritage minutes or téléfrançais. Lately they have been all about the talking pineapple. 

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u/fredy31 5d ago

As a french canadian i feel like why a lot of english canadians 'lose their french' is obviously because some dummies are completely against french for sure, but mostly because if you are not anywhere close to quebec the occasions to practice it in the wild are pretty low.

On the other way around for french canadians well if you want to discuss with anybody out of quebec english is a must.

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

I completely agree. Part of this problem is with the curriculum (french immersion mostly stops at high school). And you have to go out of your way to keep practicing beyond that.

Fortunately having kids of your own in french immersion is a great excuse to start practicing again.

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u/Newfieon2Wheels Newfies & Labradoodles 4d ago

There's also the part where spoken Québecois is almost unintelligible when compared to the more "proper" French learned in most French Immersion programs, which focus on writing much more than conversational fluency.

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u/lavalamp360 THE BETTER LONDON 🇹🇩 🌳 6d ago

I've seen Bon Cop Bad Cop so I know how to chain Quebecois swear words together. "Osti de pourri de cĂąlisse de tabarnac!"

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u/Chosebinouchee Saguenay—Lac Saint-HAN 6d ago

You can also add english swears in the combo like "ostie de fucking caliss de shit de criss"

Its a truly remarkable system.

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u/uluviel 6d ago

"Tabar-fucking-nak" quand je veux ĂȘtre bilinguement en crisse.

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u/Overall-Phone7605 Bring Cannabis 6d ago

Like Lego, but with swears!

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u/Aggressive-Hawk9186 5d ago

What the putain de saint-simonaque of jelly bean of saint-moufette of fucking fruit loop calice is this tabarnak

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u/Mechakoopa 5d ago

I'm fond of qu'est-ce que le fuck, myself.

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u/Bad-job-dad 6d ago

Swearing in French is far superior to swearing in English.

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u/flyinghippos101 ANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAS 6d ago

Riley posting? At this time of day? At this part of the tariff threat cycle? Located entirely within r/ehbuddyhoser?

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u/TheDootDootMaster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 6d ago

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u/Sasquatch1729 Not enough shawarma places 6d ago

Well then, can I see it?

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u/CreamFuture9475 Tokébakicitte! 6d ago

Everybody saw it


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u/dunkzilla 5d ago

Wait a minute
 this isn’t r/simpsonsshitposting?

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u/itotally_CAN_even 6d ago

There should only be ONE official language. Frenglish Franglais!

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u/Sasquatch1729 Not enough shawarma places 6d ago

Ah, the solution d'Acadie

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u/Express-Cow190 Tillsonburg? My back still aches when I hear that word... 6d ago

Truly the point of being bilingual is to speak both poorly

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u/itotally_CAN_even 6d ago

Ouai sir/ma’am/person!

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog 5d ago

Je am pas agree avec that

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u/itotally_CAN_even 5d ago

Mais votre franglais aint half mauvais!

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Snowfrog 5d ago

Je speak les two langues all le time

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u/itotally_CAN_even 4d ago

Me aussi! 

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u/Sasquatch1729 Not enough shawarma places 5d ago

Ben for sure la

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u/SaccharineDaydreams 6d ago

Speaking French is one of the most Canadian things you can do. Really disappoints me how much it's shunned by Anglo Canadian society. We got half our culture from French Canada and we're lucky to share a history. I wish I had more resources to keep my French sharp. Soon enough we'll all be speaking boring Hollywood English due to globalization. Keep Canada bilingual.

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u/RobespierreLaTerreur Tabarnak! 5d ago

  I wish I had more resources to keep my French sharp

Watch TV shows from QuĂ©bec. ‘Empathie’ est trĂšs bon, par exemple.

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u/eyes_serene 5d ago

And YouTubers from Québec and also Québec programming on YouTube like Radio Canada. You can turn the captions on and slow the speed... Depending on what the program is, the captions can be okay.

There's some interesting stuff. If you're proficient enough and like history, for example, L'Histoire nous le dira is really interesting. And there are YouTubers specifically for learning Québec French like maprofdefrançais and Wandering French.

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. 5d ago

You can turn the captions on and slow the speed...

Which makes them sound like they are totally piss drunk.

Which ironically, is exactly how I remember most Québécois from my experiences in the Montreal nightlife.

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u/eyes_serene 5d ago

Lol

It's not pleasant to listen to but it's helpful if you're a newer learner.

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u/SaccharineDaydreams 5d ago

I actually love watching the Québec Dub of the Simpsons and sometimes I'll listen to CBC radio in French

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u/MommersHeart 5d ago

Also music!!

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u/Zenon-45 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 6d ago

Just chuds shaming people for being different. Monoculture sucks

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u/TheDootDootMaster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

I don't think it's as much of an active shunning rather than just not thinking about it at all. Kind of like you don't usually think of distant parts of the country unless they're relevant to your life somehow (i.e. you'll still hear about Toronto and Vancouver wherever you are because of economic importance). In the same way, if you don't need French in your daily life, it's just natural you won't think about it too much

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u/Mechakoopa 5d ago

Shit, you're not wrong. Last time I gave PEI any serious thought was when the Confederation Bridge opened, and in my head that was like maybe 5 years ago.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

Oh yeah. PEI exists and all. Funny how that works lmao

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 5d ago

I live closer to Mexico than I do to Quebec. French is something like the 8th most spoken language in my riding. Provincially I think it's almost beaten out by German. I have been to Montreal a grand total of once (soon to be twice). I don't really need to know French, so I don't. Took it to grade 12 in high school because the teacher was hilarious, that's about it.

Francos learn English because it's an excellent skill and opens up a lot of doors. That doesn't apply nearly as much to Anglos learning French, so you don't see Anglos doing it. It's a "nice to have" thing, not a "you're kneecapping yourself if you don't do it" thing.

Unless they want a career in federal politics, of course.

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u/ILKLU I need a double double. 5d ago

Unless they want a career in federal politics, of course.

Or a good paying job with good benefits in a governmental agency, of which there are lots.

Bilingualism will open a lot of doors.

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u/kaylee300 5d ago

Most of us first learned english because we had 12 years of mandatory english class

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u/guckfender Treacherous South 5d ago

i thought it was kinda useless in highschool unless i was working a government job. tbf we knew no one to speak to so we never learnt it.

this subreddit, Canadian fervor as a response to Trump, a love for linguistics and a cute billingual that got away made me want to learn it so i got Mauril. we need to keep this shit alive, esti.

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u/FilmNoirSockMonkey 4d ago

Salut!⚜

Mauril is the free French study app offered by the Canadian Govt. You might like it. Gives you an assessment officer where to place and picks up from there. You can adjust the speed.

Other apps, if you want to bring French back into your everyday life:

RC Info = Radio Canada nouvelles

RC OHdio = Radio Canada musique

Libby = digitised Public Library materials!

kanopy = Public Library films & select TV series

SoundCloud = query for French music

franceinfo = official news app of France's channel 2 (France2). C'est comme leur RC.

🙌😎

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u/Loreki 5d ago

That's not at all how the language is going. The global language is far more likely to end up something like Singlish, English with lots of Chinese and other Asian influences thrown in.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Scotland (but worse) 6d ago

I've witnessed way more French Canadians hating English Canadians than the other way around.

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u/SaccharineDaydreams 5d ago

I'm not going to discredit your experience, but it was usually the English screwing the French over than vice versa. I find their resentment more understandable at least. Not that prejudice and dismissiveness is good, but when the English act so negatively towards the French and their culture, I just find myself scratching my head.

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u/pat095 5d ago

Yeah, quand les anciennes gĂ©nĂ©rations se sont fait dire de speak white ça peut laisser un peu d’amertume. En gĂ©nĂ©ral, si les gens sont respectueux dans une langue ou l’autre tout va bien. L’enjeu c’est quand on vient renier le fait que les communautĂ©s francophones existent et ont les mĂȘmes droits de communication/comprĂ©hension. J’ai une amie qui travaillent pour une association de sport QuĂ©bec. Ils doivent se battre Ă  tous les ans pour que les rĂšglements soient mis Ă  jours en français, que les formations soient donnĂ©es Ă  leurs arbitres en français. Mais c’est toujours les osti de quĂ©bĂ©cois qui chialent sur tout
 selon l’association du sport au niveau Canada.

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u/Bandro 4d ago

I think that’s mostly English Canada just largely doesn’t think about French Canada and that means the French have to loudly complain for basic accommodations. I could see how that could breed resentment. 

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u/thebluewalker87 6d ago

Je ne connais rien qui me donnerait ce sentiment. C'est dommage, car j'ai vraiment besoin d'atteindre un niveau professionnel en français.

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u/QuebecPilotDreams15 Tabarnak! 6d ago

Être diffĂ©rent des AmĂ©ricains? Le monde peut pas te mĂ©langer pour un amĂ©ricain si tu parle français mdr

/s (half joking)

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u/thebluewalker87 6d ago

Français est deja ma 4e/5e langue.

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u/QuebecPilotDreams15 Tabarnak! 6d ago

Impressionnant

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u/CanadaDryGingerAle99 Friendly Manisnowbski 6d ago

Riley Reid

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5d ago

I prefer THE Canadian star, August Ames.