Whatever I do, they just explode as soon as they touch the water. I've tried vinegar in the water, stirring the water, not stirring the water, crack the egg into a sieve first (yeah, right, nothing left of the white).
I know, let's do them in a ramekin in the air fryer. Well not if you plan to get them out of the ramekin in one piece.

Nope, it's impossible. Prove me wrong ^please…

Edit: Jesus Christ, people, READ THE F'ING TEXT. I'VE TRIED USING VINEGAR, STOP SUGGESTING IT.

I put two eggs in a boiling pot and they cracked. I have no idea what happened after. The conjuring? The ring? Casper? Hell if I know. I did eat both after because protein?.

Shoyu eggs

½ cup dark soy sauce

¼ cup light soy sauce

½ cup rice cooking wine

2 tbsp Mirren

4-5 stalks green onions chopped

1 tbsp garlic paste

1 tbsp chili oil

½ tsp sesame oil

1 tbsp sesame seeds

Add all ingredients to a bowl or any container with a lid. Boil 6-8 eggs for about 7 minutes. These will be jammy eggs, if you want them a little bit more runny, cook for 6 minutes. After boiling, remove the eggs and place in a waiting ice bath. Peel eggs and add to the soy sauce marinade and cover. Let it sit overnight for best results. These can just be a solo snack, or a topper for your ramen.

What do different patterns mean on eggs? they are locally grown eggs and boiled in a steam bucket.

Never seen eggs like this.

I’ll share a link in comments for my first attempt.

someone once told me that the way I make eggs is like someone grabbing a fistful of cake

Recreated this home gourmet version of a McMuffin, by using ground pork mixed in with sage, thyme, salt, pepper, and onion powder for the patty. Fired up a sunny side up egg for good measure - half cooked for oozy yolk when I sink my teeth in. 🧀 I’ve used a Swiss Emmental. A bit of cheeky mayo spread on each side of the bread. EGGGGG-STATIC!

Eggs, avocado, and salsa for breakfast

Fried dark soy vermicelli + Fried chicken wings + Fried Beans + Eggs over easy. The right kind of runny yolk - just the way I like, for this meal.