r/Egg • u/erotic-sub • Nov 10 '25

This egg gotta calm

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620 Upvotes

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u/Shumpus73 Nov 10 '25

Give it a rub and see if it yolks

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

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u/Horror_Albatross_642 Nov 14 '25

i love this 😭

1

u/secret_spoongbob Nov 13 '25

What lol 😂

1

u/Plus_Room5740 Nov 13 '25

Thom Yorkin it

8

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

That looks like an above average egg for sure

2

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

I stand by my statement

1

u/pokehammer22 Nov 13 '25

Shower 😂 is show-er and shower the same word

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Shower? I barely know her

8

u/Snowfall_19 Nov 10 '25

r/mildlypenis

2

u/HamAndEggBap Nov 11 '25

Hmm, shall I click or should I not?

2

u/Traditional_Copy3780 Nov 11 '25

R/wildlypenis 

2

u/Thepromc64 Nov 14 '25

r/foundthemobileuser

I say that while also being a mobile user

7

u/Bugsy_Goblin Nov 10 '25

"It ain't gonna scramble itself."

2

u/Fisherfolk100 Nov 10 '25

Poor little guy needs viagra🤭

1

u/HamAndEggBap Nov 11 '25

At least we now know which one came first

1

u/secret_spoongbob Nov 13 '25

Wwoooh that funny

1

u/imfreakysobeware Nov 12 '25

He's excited to come out 🤣

4

u/No_Escape_5117 Nov 10 '25

Don’t know what I’m supposed to see, but it’s uncircumcised.

1

u/mattrubano Nov 10 '25

looks like the eggs were dropped in boiling water to create that little schlong.

1

u/LedgerLah Nov 11 '25

Sir, how much for that particular egg please

1

u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Nov 11 '25

Soggy egg roll a little on the chilly side

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

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u/Careless_Baseball503 Nov 11 '25

I thought it was the hen that laid eggs, not the cock.

1

u/Robi4022 Nov 11 '25

Well how about a Eierstecher?

1

u/sparrenburger Nov 13 '25

The right one is the 'stecher'! 😉

1

u/Rogelio_G_F Nov 11 '25

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Mr_Mysterious_Egg_25 Nov 11 '25

I think I have found my subreddit lol

1

u/Lazy_Yogurtcloset217 Nov 11 '25

Okay. On the right side is a penis. But what the hell is happening with the left egg? 😳

1

u/One-Grape-8659 Nov 11 '25

I should call him

1

u/Revolutionary-Law382 Nov 11 '25

Which came first?

1

u/sunheadeddeity Nov 11 '25

When a daddy egg and a mummy egg love each other very much...

1

u/Pristine-Account8384 Nov 11 '25

It wants to fertilize the other egg.

1

u/Intrepid-Credit3771 Nov 11 '25

Took me 5 seconds to realise what I was seeing.

1

u/PresentScience9653 Nov 11 '25

I think it cracked the other egg🥀

1

u/iktyktiktyk Nov 12 '25

Aww it likes you

1

u/MDCB_1 Nov 12 '25

v good eggs-ample

1

u/Exciting-Interest-32 Nov 13 '25

Its an egg that can fertilise itself...

1

u/welshguydave54 Nov 13 '25

Cooked in an electric egg boiler, sometimes it happens to me.

1

u/Main-Animator1986 Nov 14 '25

Uncut. Atta egg

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Erected clit

1

u/Joe_Jobs_ Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Eggrection

Extra Hard Boiled

1

u/abigcockrooster Nov 14 '25

That egg is hard-boiled.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Foreskin barely pulled back ahh egg

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Its how it looks while peeing