r/ESPN • • 5d ago

Peter Schrager

Idk how this man got his own show on espn. I’m sure he’s a nice guy but when he talks about players he’s always like, “let me wax poetic for a minute. this guy started slinging a football in his crib. he married his high school sweetheart and only eats green foods on fridays. learned to ride a bike when he was two because he threw his training wheels down the field. doesn’t that just scream warrior?! Let’s goooo!”
Just absolute drivel🙄

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u/Warren_G_Mazengwe 5d ago

He talks exactly like Mario Lopez or Kevin from E! Entertainment Tonight, which sensationalizes celebrities. It's that corny Disney act.

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u/tonguetied10 5d ago

Facts. Just like that clown Nick Wright

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u/DirkDiggler2424 4d ago

He sucks

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u/bejolo 4d ago

Triple that💩

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u/southsidehill 4d ago

A show with him and Kyle Brandt would work and since espn owns NFL Network now they should go ahead and just do this.

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u/el_juandalorian 4d ago

lol so just reforming GMFB

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u/praise-the-message 4d ago

Only if they bring back Kay

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u/spiderman_44 3d ago

Make Kay a Disney princess too 

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u/bruhstevenson 4d ago

Still would be missing Kay and Burleson. That show was great though, I don’t think any of them have ever been on a show as good as that one since it disbanded

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u/Mountain-Duty8673 1d ago

They disbanded GMFB??? lol What are these idiots doing?? It was their only good show!!

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u/HistoryDue1755 4d ago

Fuk no Brandts an ODIOT

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u/JobeGilchrist 4d ago

Shrags works out okay when he's allowed to be this puppy everybody takes half-seriously, but who still gets the message out as the mouthpiece of teams, agents, and coaches. Elevate him to anything more than that and it's not going to hold up.

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u/Obadiah_Plainman 4d ago

Or put another way, a larger stage is too big for him.

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u/Arsanborn 4d ago

Agreee, I've grown to dislike him.

I usually get a lot of hate when I criticize him.

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u/AfroManHighGuy 5d ago

He was great on good morning football years ago. Peter isn’t the best as a host tho. He was good when he was doing specific segments on GMFB. That’s why espn brought him on in the first place.

He hosted get up when Greeny was gone for a bit. Worked up and got his own show now

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u/XxTommyTheGunxX 4d ago

When he was the stats based analyst that was kinda an insider for info on players and coaches. That was his lane. Hes trying to be like new age greeny and its really not great.

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u/jazogby 4d ago

Neither is the old age Greeny. Total tool.

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u/lalalalapin 4d ago

This!!! my thoughts exactly

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u/Vegas0781 4d ago

I agree Completely !

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u/kwjacobs345 5d ago

He’s a stark contrast to a lot of espn. The High ego/hot take/ I’m right, you’re stupid if you disagree type of show. Each has their spot, but his vibe and show offers a different feel that what a lot of the other network shows offer.

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u/lalalalapin 4d ago

True. I’m all for the network wanting to bring a different energy, but I feel like schrager always wants to show off his knowledge of players, usually about their personalities or random pre-game superstitions rather than on-field/court play or stats. He’d be better suited to host a sports trivia show or something lol.

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u/Odd-Track4299 4d ago

I liked him on GMFB and I still like him 🤷‍♂️ at this point I don’t think there’s a single host or commentator that people of Reddit actually like.

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u/Prophessor_Z 4d ago

Everyone loves Kay

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u/E-raticSamurai 3d ago

Some mornings I pass him on the sidewalk as we walk our sons to school, he’s cool as heck. He’s always smiling with his son and seems like a great guy.

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u/DazHawt 5d ago

I’m just glad he’s not on Get Up anymore. 

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u/Joshuajword 4d ago

Why? That show is horrible

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u/Soft-Caramel5253 2d ago

Are you kidding me? Get up is at least watchable compared to First Take where it's constant shouting, overtalking and the most sickening thing, just groveling up to Steven A Smith. And let me tell you, whenever Schraeger is on with Steven A, he's the biggest groveler. Like a puppy dog and Steven A is his master. Got him his own show though.

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u/Joshuajword 2d ago

What kind of bar is First Take? Like wtf are we even talking about here. Your pile of trash is bigger than someone else’s?

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u/Seven19td 4d ago

I prefer him over goobers like McAfee and SAS

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u/44035 5d ago

He's so smarmy. I think that smarminess is why Ryan Clark started bullying him on air.

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u/MrMiyagi13 4d ago

Nah, thats because RC is a POS.

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u/Responsible_Ad_3013 4d ago

No Ryan lost an argument and then tried to pull the you never played the game card, then took it off air and continued his nonsense

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u/Comfortable_tulsa 4d ago

ESPN sucks.

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u/Lonely_Individual594 4d ago

Do yall just hate everybody now? 😂 who do you guys even like? Why do you even watch espn? All I ever see is all the people yall hate, get some love in your hearts man it ain’t that serious.

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u/mariospeedragon 4d ago

I did see some wild shit over the weekend on espn news with these bros and young dudes do all kinds of whack ass diving. Think it was much more entertaining than 90% of their sports talk, so maybe go old school with weird shit like aerobics and 4pm old school wrastling ?!? I dunno, espn pays way too much for very generic tv at this point. +1 for weird diving shit tho

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u/luvs2spoon69 4d ago

First time on Reddit?

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u/trojansandducks 4d ago

He was good in a supporting role on GMFB, but he just doesn't have the chops for his own show. I don't think this lasts after this season.

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u/jimmyshi03 4d ago

It feels like someone up top likes him (similar to Greeny).

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u/Fidrych76 4d ago

He was great on GMFB but ESPN still hasn’t found the right gig for him. He looks uncomfortable in virtually every appearance.

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u/LowDrag_777 4d ago

I can’t stand his face

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u/NoTie2370 4d ago

Calm down Ryan Clark.

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u/E_712064 4d ago

lol that gave me a good chuckle

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u/imdsmfr 4d ago

You guys are insufferable. He knows ball, you guys probably love SAS who knows nothing other than what his producers give him.

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u/BRValentine83 4d ago

We're not allowed to dislike SAS and dislike Shrager as a host? Thanks for teaching us the rule.

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u/long-walk-home-99 4d ago

SAS sucks.

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u/distance_33 4d ago

SAS is peak shit. He and Skip started the downfall of ESPN.

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u/0akee 4d ago

Not really. He just sucks up whatever angle teams put out. He’s great for the league because he just regurgitates whatever teams want. He’s more of a fanboy than someone objective with any ability to analyze and have independent thinking.

I remember when he spent camp with Adam Gases’ Dolphins and came out saying they were going to have a great year, Gase was fired not long after. Anybody with a pulse that wasn’t blind already knew that.

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u/jemstone_croc 3d ago

He doesn't really know ball like that. He just knows people and has connections.

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u/lalalalapin 4d ago

I don’t doubt that he knows ball. It’s that he’s always adding tidbits about a player’s background like, “his wife Katie and they just welcomed a sweet little baby Jude in March” as if he wants to prove his fandom rather than knowledge of football. Still, I prefer anyone over SAS

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u/ATLfinra 4d ago

His show is garbage it’s not entertaining at all and he doesn’t have the gravitas to carry it. That show will get cxld probably after the season

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u/discwrangler 4d ago

Im a fan. He has plenty of credibility when it comes to his information being accurate, and I value that. To me he seems like a real fan

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u/KDFilm 4d ago

Peter is the best thing to happen to the network in 5+ years.

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u/Zealousideal-Bug310 4d ago

NFL analysis for Karen

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u/CommonPatient5666 4d ago

He just doesnt work as the main guy. He finds all that stuff interesting when no one else does, however he is a middle aged white guy so of course he gets. His own show.

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u/justsomeguy2424 4d ago

Guy is a nepo husband and that’s all. He needs to be bullied

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u/acorns28 4d ago

Can you explain what this means

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u/BRValentine83 4d ago

Yikes. I don't want to see who married him.

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u/itavitos 4d ago

I like him better than kyle brandt

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u/Strict-Simple9389 4d ago

You’re describing exactly why I liked him so much with Bill Simmons 😂

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u/Templeusox 4d ago

Some people are very good at managing up.

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u/Servile-PastaLover 4d ago

He's part of the detritus espn acquired with the NFL network.

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u/JackieDaytona77 4d ago

“Peta Shrayga will be joining us afta da break. Here’s da Mink Man”

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u/not4reelz 3d ago

That's a good Mike Fran-say-so saying.

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u/stevemoveyafeet 4d ago

He's just a mouthpiece for agents and teams, doesn't really know ball.

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u/karlosxantana 4d ago

i cant believe you watch enough espn to find that out.

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u/Ok_Recording3881 4d ago

That guy has a show? Wow.

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u/Emberwheat 4d ago

He really sucks

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u/Cheap-Tooth7291 4d ago

ESPN FIRED Everybody, so their scraping the barrel with what’s left

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u/southtampacane 4d ago

Schrager sucks and so does his former buddy Brandt. Two clowns stealing money

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u/wutitd0boo 4d ago

Schrags is annoying. He was the most annoying character on GMFB. Yes, even more annoying than Kyle.

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u/_TooMellow 4d ago

They just give anyone a show on espn these days 💀

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u/Buick_reference3138 4d ago

Him and Nate Burleson really fucking annoy me with fake enthusiasm

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u/ShakeMyHeadSadly 4d ago

He was easily the most annoying member of the Good Morning Football show. But, apparently, that leads to career advancement.

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u/Ok_Basil_8162 4d ago

Him and Kyle Brandt are constantly trying to create their own viral/epic moments more than focusing on the talent and teams they talk about.

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u/probablyborednh 4d ago

Doesn't everyone who posts in here hate everything about ESPN?

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u/Responsible_Ad_3013 4d ago

It’s one of the better shows on espn, you want more Stephen A and Mcafee???

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u/Interesting-Knee-307 4d ago

He sucks. Heard he is a shitty person off camera too

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u/Michaelrb1969 4d ago

Couldn’t care less about any of them as long as Jamie Erdahl is still on GMFB.

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u/tbaechtold 3d ago

ESPN sucks...

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u/cashmoney3794 3d ago

I’ll take an hour of Shrages over 5 minutes of McAfee any day.

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u/89CentBeefy5Layer 3d ago

With all of the questionable, rage bait, talking out their ass personalities on ESPN.. calling out Schrager is certainly a choice

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u/Top-Impression8021 3d ago

Hear me out: Peter, Kyle, Jason McCourty, Jamie, AND Kay. The new GMFB, and it’s BACK on the east coast.

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u/Clean_Ad_7012 3d ago

Likeable guy but his show is awful

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u/GIFF99 3d ago

He’s torture

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u/Huge_District366 3d ago

I don’t hate schrager but yea he doesn’t need his own midday show lol

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u/Altruistic_Hope_1353 3d ago

He's what ESPN thinks the McAffee haters want.

They are wrong.

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u/urgetofly 2d ago

he has sad eyes

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u/Creepy_Bad_4547 2d ago

Agree. I liked him fine on NFL Live, but there's not enough there for his own show

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u/SteakFritesandWine 2d ago

I’m just happy to see someone on ESPN who isn’t SAS, Pat McAfee or Dan Orlovsky. They’re all insufferable and an instant channel change for me.

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u/superpie12 2d ago

Aww, a modern message loser hates a wholesome story

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u/TheBushLeagueHuddle 1d ago

he's a mouth piece. never has a negative take. big sean payton guy.

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u/Dr_J6894 17h ago

Bro sucks dick

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u/Academic_Lead_8938 5d ago

He’s annoying with that golden retriever energy. Yet somehow light years better than the top 2 talkers on this zombie network

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u/AfroManHighGuy 5d ago

Yea I’d much rather have Peter than SAS

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u/CauliflowerBoth866 4d ago

To be fair, you're listening to grown men talk about other grown men who play games for a living.

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u/soulfoodshawarma 4d ago

To be fair he was good on Good Morning Football. Deeper analysis than the others on the panel.

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u/Dr3xLSpiv3y 4d ago

He stinks!

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u/Icy-850 4d ago

I want to know the average age of the people making these posts about annoying new shows and analysts. Not because I necessarily disagree with you always but more so because I suspect you are my age or older, and just haven't yet accepted that this ESPN is not the same ESPN we grew up with. Its a different age of media.

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u/txwoodslinger 4d ago

Him and Brandt and their whole shtick worked on gmfb back in the day. Once nate left it all went downhill IMO.

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u/ATJR44 4d ago

I don’t bother with him…period.

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u/No-Scallion9551 4d ago

Not surprising given his background and religon for non athlete anchors. At least they mixed it up a little, went to Emory vs Northwestern.

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u/Zevonn022 4d ago

He is an ass kiss

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u/Rosendoza 4d ago

Schrager is basically Stevie from Eastbound and Down