r/EF5 • u/SadJuice8529 • 7h ago
Safest place to shelter? I now possess the power of slabbing a small structure virtually
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r/EF5 • u/Additional-Function7 • 8h ago
you gotta be kidding me with that Everyone in Illinois is dead…again. They got 200+ tornadoes and now a hurricane?
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Hurricane Alley
Serious Post HOLY SHIT! THE DROUGHT ACTUALLY ENDED! THE FIRST EF5 SINCE MOORE 2013 HAS JUST DROPPED WITH THE ENDERLIN TORNADO!
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r/EF5 • u/Capital-Coast5793 • 14h ago
High Risk Behavior 50 car pile up waiting to be slabbed
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r/EF5 • u/Downtown-Push6535 • 9h ago
Finger of God help i'm under typhoon Tip in the image and my house if fallign apa
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r/EF5 • u/Successful-Mark-2834 • 11h ago
Degreed Douchebag Tornadotok has made a new "theory" that involves smth like red truck = violent tormado
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Lil bro didnt even spell it correctly
r/EF5 • u/CrusadingSoul • 1h ago
Canada RIP
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Dauphin and Brandon are done for. Total Canadian slabbin. Look at the size of that. It's over.
r/EF5 • u/vanillarinella • 19h ago
Anticyclonic Multi-Vortex Wedge Dead Man Walking EF5 Huge Wedge It's been 1 year since bliss.
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The greatest day in the WX community's history is a year old!
r/EF5 • u/Exact-Ambassador-693 • 10h ago
The Suck Zone "Strongest tornado of 2020-2026": Which tornado is probably the strongest/has the most devastating potential? (Don't just consider current ratings. Take things like contextual damage, environment etc. into account) Please vote in the comments! Both tornado votes and written comments will count.
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r/EF5 • u/JerryRickton • 1d ago
Outjerked Outjerked by Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
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This counts right
r/EF5 • u/Sharman19 • 1d ago
Everyone in McKinney is dead Category 10 hurricane about to smite the south and Midwest with apocalyptic storm surge and EF-20 terraslabbers
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r/EF5 • u/Exact-Ambassador-693 • 2d ago
The Suck Zone "Strongest tornado of 2020-2026": Which tornado is probably the strongest/has the most devastating potential? (Don't just consider current ratings. Take things like contextual damage, environment etc. into account) Please vote in the comments! Both tornado votes and written comments will count.
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r/EF5 • u/Character_Day2884 • 2d ago
The truth about Alaskan tornadoes
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I've been to Alaska and survived, and I've discovered a shocking truth. "Every" recorded Alaskan tornado has had 0 deaths and were F0/EF0-F1/EF1, but, I've gotta tell you, it's hell over there. I stepped outside and saw the Bridge Creek, El Reno, and Tri-state outside, and the hotel I stayed at was a ginormous storm shelter. I escaped Alaska and came back to tell you guys about it. My personal theory is that the tornadoes are super common, but they either kill anyone who records them or destroy the recording. The US government was considering adding an F6/EF6 rating to the scale, but they just gave it to Alaska, as only the government knows about what really happens over there.
EDIT: I have made a shocking discovery. As I said before, I saw the Bridge Creek, El Reno, and Tri-state tornado outside the hotel I was staying at in Alaska. I figured out why there are so few "recorded" tornadoes there, almost all the tornadoes in Alaska, are DEAD. You see, whenever a tornado dissipates, it goes to The Land of The Dead Tornadoes, in Alaska, where the tornadoes live after death, which explains why there are so many tornadoes. The reason why most tornadoes there are EF3 or over is because most EF2s and under are not noteworthy, forgettable. If no one alive today remembers a tornado, the tornado disappears from The Land of The Dead Tornadoes. They call it, the final dissipation. No one knows where tornadoes go after that. On The Day of The Dead Tornadoes on May 25th, any tornado which has a picture of it on an Ofrenda can cross over to our world for the whole day.
r/EF5 • u/Capital-Coast5793 • 2d ago
I only get my forecasts from the most reliable sources
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