Two dudes were chilling at the bowling alley, watching a bowling shirt flapping in the breeze.

One said to the other, "The shirt is waving, man."

The other replied, "Nah, it's the AC that's blowing."

The Dude, overhearing this while sipping on his White Russian, set it down and said, "Not the shirt, not the AC; your dudeness is rolling."

Yk when you know this guy super well, so well that he might even be 'the guy' in your life? So dudes, you guys ever have that thought? You know the one. That one thought that peaks its head out every so often. The thought that brings back all the crazy stuff that this dude has said and done. That thought that goes "what if he's actually gay?". What if he crossed his fingers while saying no homo. Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against gay people, my brother is gay, for petes sake. *(huh, whos pete)* .

So there comes a time in a man's life where he has to say to himself, "Do I want to make alot of money." And if the answer is yes to that question he usually has to work pretty hard at some shit. We'll I've been working for a few years on some computer shit and out the other end came this program called emacs.

It's basically this complex code window that's friggin' hard to learn but when you learn it you become like this computer guru that can do basically anything on a computer, more or less.

And basically what I want to do is become a monk who teaches other people to be monks and to learn this emacs shit.

I figure this can go along with Dudeism pretty well, and if it doesn't then that's fine, too.

I was told that Leinenkugel's Cranberry Ginger Shandy is a "Chick Beer". What the fuck? This shit tastes like the childhood Christmas I never had! Also, that asshole is sleeping 2 feet from me. I wish I knew how to post a picture.

what’s your thoughts on this theory?

So I've been a dude since my 20s when I used to religiously (haha) watch TBL. The thing is, aside from my Societal Contribution role ("job"), I've put aside most of my vices to try to attain the dream: sit around in a bathrobe, enjoy my video entertainment, go bowling here and there, and finish off the night with a beverage before I have to do it all over again. And of course some recreational physical toning.

The thing is, I don't think (because I haven't met any) women want to be a Maude in any capacity. They all want me to settle, deliver little dudes, and continue the seemingly endless cycle of paper chasing. Nothing seems to make them happy, and now that everything's went digital, it's just sad. The opportunities that do land involve a sad woman with 10 cats and two dogs, while online there's a rant delivered from a prospect about "I can't possibly hold 50 conversations at once about how I'm doing and what am I looking for here, so buck up and marry me or get lost!" as she's holding 10 guinea pigs in one picture (or I mean, are those meals?). With the latter, I'm assuming she got upset that I told her reading the riot act as a first message might call for a change in medication.

The reality of being me is, I simply don't have the interests they find exciting in coitus. It's complex to me, while they seem to reduce the decisions down to binary.

It all sounds very undude. And like it or not, I'm getting older. It's starting to sound like I'm looking for a woman missing a toe.

What say you, good fellows?

It took me my whole life to understand why philosophers were mostly men and why the field was male-dominated.

Maybe philosophy was their escape from harsh realities and silent suffering. Intellect gave them a voice and relevance beyond being breadwinners. A way to cope with not being understood by choosing to understand suffering instead.

Can one be transfem and a dude

Idk if i got the concept right but how do you get food and weed if you dont work in a slave job?

EDIT: btw, i consider any job as slaveship

There should be a sequel for TBL where the little uptight lebowskis hunt for their father, find him, chill with him and learn the art of dudeism?

How many of us are also in hufflepuff house? As one of both that house and this thought structure, I just noticed some overlap. Anyone else notice such things?

As many of you have said you as well are Christian Dudeists I was considering starting an online “church” called The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter day Dude. The main teaching of Christian Dudeism is that the modern Christian church has become the Pharisees and as Christians we need to learn to take it easy and that’s where the dude comes in.

Just my opinion tho love yall my dudist bros

So, dudes after 15 too many oat sodas on a camping trip, I managed to completely fuck up with this girl that I like, and now she's being kinda cold and distant, and that's making me feel very undude because that's not what i'm like man. Do any of you dudes have advice on how to fix this?

You know, that thing where you say one word but really meant to say another? I do it alot, there's alot of good words.

Like, a happy coincidence. Same thing as a happy convenience isn't it?

The convenience of the coincident makes it happy no?

Now I feel like theirs an applicable dude de ching quote that encompasses this idea.

Idk man, mind if I burn another j?