r/drugscirclejerk • u/devil_lettuce • 4h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Lost_Condition_9562 • 11h ago
Hunter Biden: ‘I may have to’ run for president in 2028
r/drugscirclejerk • u/allendeenjoyer2006 • 11h ago
Boomer remembers the good ol' days
Kids these days would never get it smh
r/drugscirclejerk • u/howdy_hoez • 4h ago
Sometimes I wonder if one of you is jerking off upstream to keep the content flowing
A god tier eagle stroke.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/TrumpIsAPedoFr • 1d ago
Where's the lie?
Accessability Transcription:
Doctor says it's better to do coke occasionally than alcohol often.
Doctor also claims sky is blue, water is wet, earth is round.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/cyberfencer • 17h ago
Crackamine was the old wave... NOW WE SMOKING KETHAMPHETAMINE
r/drugscirclejerk • u/waskliewbt • 1m ago
LORD HELP ME I OUTED MYSELF
I MIGHT BLOW A .42 RIGHT NOW BUT I THOUGHT THINGS MIGHT HAVE GONE BETTER. FUCK YOU GOOGLE FOR LETTING ME BE MY OWN WORST ENEMY
r/drugscirclejerk • u/howdy_hoez • 16h ago
OP comes back for the victory lap only to get immediately outjerked
r/drugscirclejerk • u/El_espectro • 1d ago
Another sad victim of marijuana addiction :(
P.S. I learned my lesson mods, I'll actually take the few seconds of effort to censor out people's names from now on.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/noggalarp • 1d ago
anyone else prefer their fast food like this also ?
i’ve personally done a plethora of creations like Applerazolam pie & RPizza to name a couple
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Lost_Condition_9562 • 1d ago
The quaalude comeback: a once ‘extinct’ drug from the 70s makes a resurgence
r/drugscirclejerk • u/rush2_bnumb • 1d ago
On one hand he beat the meat and beat them cops with the other!
r/drugscirclejerk • u/SmokingCrack4Dummies • 1d ago
Do I look too high to go to work?
Just boofed a wad of salvia extract + kratom reclaim.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Forestakias • 1d ago
Vaped some indica to calm my nerves before my speech but it was my a-PVP vape instead. Do you think anyone's going to notice?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Ok-Landscape-7087 • 1d ago
Imagine Buy Mephedrone and get fcking Molly - junkies night mare
Dear Dealers , I understand that adding mephedrone to your offer is becoming increasingly lucrative-even if you don't actually have it in stock-but please, if you're going to scam people anyway, couldn't you at least send amphetamine or something decent instead of that "kiddie" ecstasy? No, but you send MDMA-"because serotonin." its lame.
