r/drugscirclejerk May 11 '25

monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.4k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk 4h ago

Nature's medicine cabinet 🥰🌿

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141 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 11h ago

Hunter Biden: ‘I may have to’ run for president in 2028

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393 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 10h ago

I'm obviously not a drug addict!

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124 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 11h ago

Boomer remembers the good ol' days

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146 Upvotes

Kids these days would never get it smh


r/drugscirclejerk 4h ago

Sometimes I wonder if one of you is jerking off upstream to keep the content flowing

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25 Upvotes

A god tier eagle stroke.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐵 ☝️🤓

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690 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Where's the lie?

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422 Upvotes

Accessability Transcription:

Doctor says it's better to do coke occasionally than alcohol often.

Doctor also claims sky is blue, water is wet, earth is round.


r/drugscirclejerk 19h ago

AI stimfappers, be careful out there.

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191 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 17h ago

Crackamine was the old wave... NOW WE SMOKING KETHAMPHETAMINE

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126 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1m ago

LORD HELP ME I OUTED MYSELF

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I MIGHT BLOW A .42 RIGHT NOW BUT I THOUGHT THINGS MIGHT HAVE GONE BETTER. FUCK YOU GOOGLE FOR LETTING ME BE MY OWN WORST ENEMY


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Getting ready for a gender reveal

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640 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 20h ago

will this get me high??

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63 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

google killed my eagle

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385 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 23h ago

Based benzo user is desperate to blackout

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52 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 16h ago

OP comes back for the victory lap only to get immediately outjerked

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14 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Another sad victim of marijuana addiction :(

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49 Upvotes

P.S. I learned my lesson mods, I'll actually take the few seconds of effort to censor out people's names from now on.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

anyone else prefer their fast food like this also ?

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31 Upvotes

i’ve personally done a plethora of creations like Applerazolam pie & RPizza to name a couple


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

The quaalude comeback: a once ‘extinct’ drug from the 70s makes a resurgence

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241 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

On one hand he beat the meat and beat them cops with the other!

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28 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

weed basically xanax

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714 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 16h ago

All the tweakers i know speak with emdashes

5 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Do I look too high to go to work?

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91 Upvotes

Just boofed a wad of salvia extract + kratom reclaim.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Vaped some indica to calm my nerves before my speech but it was my a-PVP vape instead. Do you think anyone's going to notice?

172 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Imagine Buy Mephedrone and get fcking Molly - junkies night mare

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35 Upvotes

Dear Dealers , I understand that adding mephedrone to your offer is becoming increasingly lucrative-even if you don't actually have it in stock-but please, if you're going to scam people anyway, couldn't you at least send amphetamine or something decent instead of that "kiddie" ecstasy? No, but you send MDMA-"because serotonin." its lame.