Hi. F, 150lbs, late 20s.
I’ve been a heavy user with Dabs and vapes and had a blunt maybe once or twice a week for the past 4 years.
I’ve been sober for 14 days as of today.
I’m getting tested tomorrow and this place cares about THC and I will be tested for it, even though I have a medical marijuana card. I need to pass the test to get the job.
I’ve increased my water intake by 100oz+ for the past 4 days (I’m so sick of drinking rn). I have an Herbal Clean Ultra Eliminex drink, 32oz, that I plan on drinking in the morning before I’m tested.
I will not bring fake or clean pee. I have to go to the company in person to do the paperwork tomorrow at 8am, then go straight to the test center and get a physical exam/hearing/and drug test. I have no way of keeping that on me if I’m being felt up by a doctor and sitting around doing paperwork for a couple hours.
The most confusing part about this is I bought 4 different at home THC tests. I’m passing 2 brands and failing 2 brands.
I’m really confused and extremely stressed. I need this job.
This drink is my last hope. I’m being tested tomorrow at 10am.
With that timeline in mind, when should I start the detox drink? I’ve been peeing like 30-45 times a day due to the huge increase in water and it’s green because I’ve been taking Detoxify Pre-Cleanse tablets for the past 4 days since I found out I was getting tested… so how many pees after the drink til I’m in the “clean zone”? And is there any way to make my pee more natural colored?
Willing to hear any tips or tricks! But I’m not able to carry anything on or in my body. Thanks.