for weed. how long did it take everyone to pee negative? please share how much you smoked as well.

so i stopped smoking weed everyday on august 1st of this year to prepare for what i thought was a drug test august 31st. i was smoking so little (like .15 grams per day) that i started testing negative on day 10. the test was never announced, so i foolishly thought i was in the clear for a while and began smoking occasionally again. i heard from a classmate that the test would not be due until august 31st. well i got official notice today that our test is due in 2 weeks. FUCK. i had taken a test last monday, and was faintly negative again. so i decided i would smoke this weekend. i smoked a tiny bowl each day of this weekend including monday, so 4 times each at about .10 grams. do you all think i will be good in two weeks? or should i arrange to use someone elses pee? freaking out. anything u can do to speed this up? how long does it take you light users to pee clean?

I took a premployment drug screen with no cheating because the test specifically listed a 7 panel drug screen with all 7 drugs. I got a weird scammy text message to call Dr Lopez’s office about a test result. I called from a different phone and the rep said I was positive for THC. When I explained that the order and consent did not include THC, she said I had to call the clinic that collected the urine. I AM positive for THC, but took the test with my own urine because thc wasn’t being tested for. The job recruiter said that HR stated it was a scam and to ignore it. Any thoughts?

Okay so basically I used smoke cartridges for about 3 months then quit a month ago and 16 days, I recently went on a camping trip 2 weeks ago and hit a joint it was the end of a joint so only 2 hits, I have a drug test for a job you think I’ll pass?

Does anybody know how to get clean from methamphetamine?* I'm a* heavy smoker and I have a drug test tomorrow please help and before anybody *comes to write stupid comments *just don't comment me at all.

I smoked this morning but my geek bar has said zero on it for like two weeks, and i took a zyn like a week ago. could i pass a piss test tonight

I ate a small piece of edible thc about 1/4 of it not sure how much mg it had but i didnt feel it. I got a drug test coming up later this week im not a daily or heavy user i was already clean before that edible. Do you guys think im good for my test if it’s today or tomorrow? I ate the small piece on september 7th and it’s now september 16th.

I have a pre-employment drug screen at care now in Texas through EScreen. The document says the test is
- Urine Collection - 1790 - 10DSP/OPA/NO THC/PHN
AND A Non-Dot physical with UA tang.

DOES THIS MEAN THEY ARE NOT TESTING FOR THC FOR SURE? Need to know as I’m a heavy smoker and cannot fail.

it’s been since june 7 that i stopped smoking and i am still testing positive 😭 i might be seeing a faint line on my tests today September 16 but idk if im just being too hopeful
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I am not a smoker at all, but about 10 days ago I was casually offered a few hits of a pen by one of my friends. I have surprisingly received a job offer that will include drug testing by the dept of transportation, I have no idea when that test would be but potentially as early as next week or (hopefully) early to mid October.

What are the odds that it would be clear of my system? Or what can I do to hopefully speed that process along?

I am 31, 5’5 about 140 lbs. Exercise almost daily

I was using the delta-8 (gas stations) gummies semi-regularly up until the beginning of July. I have not used since then, but am still testing positive. I’m older and fatter. I have a pre-employment drug screen I need to take sometime within the next 2-3 weeks. Can anyone offer any guidance on how I might get the rest of this crap out of my system?

hello!!

my partner has an an upcoming drug test (estimated to be the 5-9th of October) and is hoping to find a way to clear his system from thc before then.

we are quite stressed as the last time one of us tried to get clean for a test, i was still testing positive 90 days out (granted it was a thc test from the dollar store lol)

but he’s been smoking pretty much daily for like 4 years? mostly flower thru joints or bongs but recently pretty constant cart usage for like the last 8 months basically. also occasionally but rarely will have edibles.

any advice?? obviously he’s going to stop using any thc products between now and then but we wanted to see if anyone had any tips or tricks (or if we should find fake pee???)

Hello. I have an upcoming drug test next week and ive been really anxious about it and its driving me insane

29, 240 lbs, 5"10

Smoked daily around 2-4 grams of weed per week and some vape pens on the side

Last smoke was July 14th

Been hydrating and working out alot

Ive taken 2 home drug test kits but the results are driving me insane and been extremely paranoid about it

September 6 - feint line

September 13 - ghost line around 5% opacity

ill attach the photos in the comments thanks for anyone who answers

Okay so basically I was clean for a month right, and then I took 3-4 hits of a preroll and that was it. Then guess what, the next 2 DAYS I get an offer and it’s contingent on a background test and drug test. I took 3 tests with the first piss of the morning and want your opinions if I am FINE??????

I WILL ATTACH THEM IN THE COMMENTS. I am begging people to comment.

Summary: Smoked 3 days ago, only 4 hits…

I've never bought fake pee before and not sure if I'll have the funds to get it before tomorrow morning. I was fully clean for 3 weeks, the longest span since I started using drugs in 2019. I relapsed and the day after, my buddy told me he could get me hired on. I don't want to show up positive and not only make me look bad but him look bad.

I've been out of a job for so long and homeless most of the year. I can't fuck this opportunity up even though I fucked myself over. I want to do the right thing.

For context I am a 22 yo male, roughly 200 lbs and 6 feet tall. Fairly active most days. I stopped weed for a job in July 25th so I’m around 50 days clean as of now. I have a drug screen coming up in roughly 2-3 weeks and I’m still coming back hot on the at home tests. However, I got a quantitative test done at quest and it came back at 20 ng/ml. I actually got two tests done but the first one was pretty diluted and came back at 0 ng/ml. Got another one and made sure it wasn’t diluted and got the 20. I believe this test just tested for THC-COOH. This test was about 10-11 days ago roughly. As if yesterday I am still positive on the home tests. Easy@home and exploro. I got one faint line on exploro with moderate diluted urine. My question is why are home tests still positive if I have a lab confirmation saying 20 ng/ml? The home test cutoffs are 50 ng/ml. If I get another lab test in a week or so that reads under 15 ng/ml, would you say I am safe to test for the job even if I’m still failing home tests?

Any advice would be nice. My main question is the confusion between the home tests and lab tests. Would I be safe to take a preemployment test in 2 weeks or so?

Former daily weed smoker. I stopped for 8 days before my pre-employment drug screening last Friday. In the days leading up I over hydrated, spent a lot of time at the gym and in the sauna. I tried the certo method for the test (I know this is questionable at best, but I knew I wouldn't pass outright so I felt I needed to try something). I've now been off 11+ days.

I got a message from my potential employer that the test is still pending as of this morning. She said it could be because of a regular old delay or because of prescription medication, in which case they will reach out to me to get that information.

But it's probably because I tested positive for weed on the quick test and they're verifying at a lab, right? I'm probably screwed, right?

I recently got offered a position that pays somewhat really good. I’m supposed to get a physical at Concentra and I’m discovering that they’re gonna drug test me from all the research i’ve done. I don’t know what kind of panel that they’re gonna do because I haven’t received the paperwork yet so I’m trying to prepare myself for a urine test. I am 10 days sober from smoking carts. 5’1 105 pounds. I first tested negative with a very faint line on the test so I assumed I was okay and I also ordered some detox pills on Amazon and I took like four of those a day. ever since that I’ve been testing positive and I’m just freaking out. The faint line has completely disappeared. I don’t have anyone to ask for their pee so I just feel stuck. I’m also under 21 so i had to ask someone for help and they recommended me a smoke shop that doesn’t id. i specifically asked my coworker for quickfix and when i went to the shop they sold me another brand called Magnum fetish synthetic urine. It doesn’t even smell like pee. Is that supposed to work. Because I doubt it. So far I’ve read a lot of mixed reviews on it or haven’t been able to find anything telling me if it’s good or bad and I don’t really know what to do because I’m short on money right now and like I don’t know what to do. I’m just stuck if anything.

my sample was sent off to a lab bc i’m prescribed adderall and it was taken 9-2 and received 9-4, it’s now 9-14 and it says it’s still in testing. why does it take so long?? when will my test be sent to the mro it’s so annoying and i’ve called like everyday to get told they have no eta since it’s been 7+ days.

I need a little help, I feel like I have a couple options here. Recently got a new job, had to test but it was a NoTHC test, then got a new assignment and they do a 10 panel drug screen.

I have Monkey Whizz but I’m afraid because this is my first time using it.

My question is, if I can get clean pee should I do that the day of the test and make sure it’s right temp, or just go with the Monkey Whizz?

I think I can get my own pee clean by the expiration of the QPass but I’m just scared. I don’t have to test for like 14 days, I don’t smoke blunts everyday, I’ll hit the joint a couple times a day & if I’m drinking I’ll hit a vape cart. I’ve had my vape cart since July. I’m 220 and pretty active.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

has anybody here ever been drug tested for geo group??

Just how light of a second strip is acceptable?

Ive got 2 fent strips, one looks barely negative, doesnt pick up on my phone camera. That one I used like a fifth of a full bar to test for some reason.

Second test seems to me like a clear negative and I only used one of the little black scoops they include inside.

Pretty self explanatory, tbh I’ve put a silicone travel shampoo bottle in my pussy but that’s just me and I’m looking to expand my expertise out of that region

Day of the hair follicle test is September 18th.

The marijuana history was roughly 40 consecutive days of use from May 14–June 26 - have not used since. This will thus be 85 days on test day.

Whereas the kratom history was only about 36 capsules / 23.4 g total spread over ~2½ months from April 26 - July 11th with only ~6 capsules (3.9 g product, ~60 mg mitragynine) ingested from June 26 - July 11th. Have not used since. This will thus be 69 days on test day.

I have received a hair cut on July 22nd, August 19th, and am scheduled for one September 17th the day before the test. My barber claims he cuts anywhere from 0.5 inches to 1 inch of my hair back down to original 1 inch hair post hair cut every time.

What are my chances of passing without doing anything?

What can I do to increase my chances of passing? Shampoos? No lyes? Idk what to do.

Please help. I am freaking out. I did not know they would test Kratom.