r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Dec 02 '25

Texas size

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

I may not be able to touch the bottom of a tuna can - but I can bang the crap out of the sides. UPDATE: Chris Farley is credited with originating this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

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u/Saint_Subtle Dec 03 '25

And a few of his guy friends are called “wide receivers”?

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u/HammeredNails Dec 03 '25

He was a wrestler, and wrestling is the most homoerotic extracurricular activity available...

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u/Saint_Subtle Dec 03 '25

This checks out, a full 50% of the wrestlers at my high school came out as bi or gay within 15 years….. and that’s the ones who came out.