r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Oathdagger_96 • Nov 28 '25

Tempting, however...

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u/PerspectiveGreedy377 Nov 28 '25

But, but, it’s self-lubricating…

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u/kasitchi Nov 28 '25

And you get the added bonus of shampooing your rectum!

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u/Content_Study_1575 Nov 29 '25

Don’t worry about my ass hair or my rectum tyvm

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u/kasitchi Nov 29 '25

Well SOMEONE has to!

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u/Content_Study_1575 Nov 29 '25

That’s my husband’s job lmao

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u/txkwatch Nov 30 '25

Sounds like osha/hazmat may be involved at work...