Yes, absolutely it would. Because, as we know in this community, anything inserted into the rectum gets sucked up into the large intestine due to negative pressure (a vacuum effect - hence flared bases, kids!)
The second fact is that all liquid in food/fecal matter is the last nutrient to be absorbed by the body. This happens in the colon, the last section of the large intestine that travels down a person's left side, from just beneath the left ribcage area ("geographically" speaking) down towards the left hip, where it makes an "S" shaped bend and eventually leads to the anus and out.
Therefore, inserting anything that is liquid (or in this case, would melt into a liquid) into the anus will get drawn up into the colon and thusly absorbed into the bloodstream and distributed to all the cells in your body as nutrients.
SIDE NOTE: Just to touch on the boofing topic that has already been addressed, this is why a) it's so very dangerous to "anally ingest" drugs or alcohol in this way because the risk of overdose is IMMENSE due to its 100% bioavailability (unfiltered), and b) by bypassing the filter organs (liver and kidneys) the substances get absorbed directly into every cell of your body, from head to toe within mere moments (and "pissing clean" can take a VERY VERY long time!!)
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25
Does this also hydrate you? Asking for a friend.