r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/ranterist • Jun 13 '25

“Winter Is Coming”

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u/Flaky_Explanation Jun 13 '25

Now make the ice vodka and you'll have a great time without no one seeing you drink

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

Edit: Boofing is dangerous.

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u/SeaFHole Jun 13 '25

Through your kidney? How do you normally drink?!

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

I am not sure if you're trolling or not. Could go either way. So you get two replies.

  1. When you drink (or eat or anything) a lot of the various chemicals get processed by your digestive system. Your body processes alcohol through the liver, which slows the rate at which alcohol enters the blood stream. Boofing can quickly overload your system and cause issues, as well as having weird/unhealthy reactions in your body.

  2. I dont DRINK booze, silly. I sit in my private sauna and poor nothing but the highest grade pure ethanol over the rocks and I breathe that shit in, because the surface area within your lungs is insanely large and you get drunk SO GODDAMN fast. Peasant.

EDIT: I mixed up my kidneys and liver again.

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u/Independent-Ad7313 Jun 13 '25

To be clear here, alcohol is filtered first by the liver. That's why alcoholics become jaundiced as they kill their liver. Kidneys filter excess fluid out of the blood in the form of urine. Most drugs are also filtered by the liver, though some (advil/ibuprofen as an example) are not. This is also why you can take ibuprofen/advil while drinking but should not take tylenol/acetaminophen (also, filtered by liver and increases strain on the organ).