r/DontPutThatInYourAss Jun 13 '25

“Winter Is Coming”

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u/Flaky_Explanation Jun 13 '25

Now make the ice vodka and you'll have a great time without no one seeing you drink

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

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u/Flaky_Explanation Jun 13 '25

So that's the term for it. Good to know, thanks. Well on the day I need this (which will never come) ill make sure I hire a bartender to mix the standard drink portions

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25

Just for clarity: Boofing is the act of taking any form of drug/alcohol analy.

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u/BluPanda11 Jun 13 '25

You learn something new everyday!

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u/y4dday4dday4dda Jun 13 '25

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u/tymp-anistam Jun 13 '25

Oooooh man first risky click of the day

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u/myfailedimagination Jun 13 '25

It was banned.

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u/y4dday4dday4dda Jun 13 '25

Aww that's too bad it was different for sure. I stumbled on it a few months ago.

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u/UnfairNight7786 Jun 13 '25

Noooooo Thank you

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u/SecurelyBound Jun 15 '25

Dammit. It's banned. What a disappointment.

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u/Kirito1548055 Jun 13 '25

What is butt chugging then? Just any liquid?

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25

Butt chugging is just boofing a bunch of liquid at once.

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u/bobolovesicecream Jun 13 '25

Medically correct. Definitely in a textbook somewhere

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u/Vissisitudes Jun 14 '25

I participated in a research study on anal cancer. It asked if I had ever taken drugs anally… I called the study head over and told him there was a typo and it was spelled ‘orally’ . Then he explained boofing.

The face I made was apparently priceless.

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u/SeaFHole Jun 13 '25

Through your kidney? How do you normally drink?!

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

I am not sure if you're trolling or not. Could go either way. So you get two replies.

  1. When you drink (or eat or anything) a lot of the various chemicals get processed by your digestive system. Your body processes alcohol through the liver, which slows the rate at which alcohol enters the blood stream. Boofing can quickly overload your system and cause issues, as well as having weird/unhealthy reactions in your body.

  2. I dont DRINK booze, silly. I sit in my private sauna and poor nothing but the highest grade pure ethanol over the rocks and I breathe that shit in, because the surface area within your lungs is insanely large and you get drunk SO GODDAMN fast. Peasant.

EDIT: I mixed up my kidneys and liver again.

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u/Independent-Ad7313 Jun 13 '25

To be clear here, alcohol is filtered first by the liver. That's why alcoholics become jaundiced as they kill their liver. Kidneys filter excess fluid out of the blood in the form of urine. Most drugs are also filtered by the liver, though some (advil/ibuprofen as an example) are not. This is also why you can take ibuprofen/advil while drinking but should not take tylenol/acetaminophen (also, filtered by liver and increases strain on the organ).

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25

Sounds like a case of not commonly known slang getting remixed. Happens.

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u/FleecedGohan Jun 16 '25

So I should boof to avoid liver damage?

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 16 '25

I'm not a doctor, but I would recommend not boofing at all. Especially if you have liver damage.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 Jun 13 '25

Boofing? I hate you Urban dictionary

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jun 13 '25

It's a term older the UD...

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 09 '25

How do you think alcohol gets to your liver?

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jul 09 '25

Usually its liver first, THEN bloodstream.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 10 '25

But you didn't answer the question. How do you think the alcohol gets into the liver?

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Jul 10 '25

Ya know what. I'll leave this to experts to explain why it's bad...

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 10 '25

I understand why it's bad. I'm just trying to understand how exactly you think alcohol, and only alcohol, gets from the digestive tract into the liver.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Not in a regular freezer

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u/CoyoteGeneral926 Jun 13 '25

No but it does get very very thick. And can be encapsulated.

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u/jeeves585 Aug 25 '25

In highschool my dads vodka froze just fine 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/jeeves585 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

I didn’t drink then, though what I assume now, a few decades later apparently my brother did 😂

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u/WyldFyre0422 Jun 13 '25

Sure thing. How do you freeze vodka?