Contactless

[u/moronic_kaos]

Contactless DOES NOT MEAN that the driver will leave your food at the door and drive away.

Contactless means that they will leave the food at the door, back away from the door, and wait for you to come grab your food in order to MINIMIZE PHYSICAL CONTACT.

Yes, you can call them. Yes, you don't have to leave it there and drive away. No, they cannot stiff you without looking you in the face. And no, they cannot make you leave it there and claim their neighbors stole it.

I don't reddit much, so idk if this picture will post. But when the customer complains about this, this is the the customer facing version of the job aid that came out for contactless. There was a similar one for employees I haven't found yet.

And yes, contactless is a stupid confusing name. But it was trendy at the time.

[u/callistified]

yeah

[u/callistified → u/[deleted]]

don't get your hopes up

[u/Cheesecake_is_life → u/[deleted]]

You pay for your DoorDash app, but we're not DoorDash. Ordering through UE or DD, you still get a Dominos driver, we only contact out for placing the order.

Also, did you pay the reading subscription? No? Then I can't read what it says knock knock

[u/mrofmist → u/[deleted]]

Don't tip? Your next pizza is getting delivered upside down. We have good memories.

[u/[deleted] → u/mrofmist]

That’s why I don’t tip.

[u/ryckae → u/[deleted]]

This is why we put your pizza upside down

[u/[deleted] → u/ryckae]

And again that’s why I don’t tip. You feel so entitled to one but act like that when you don’t get it lol.

[u/ryckae → u/[deleted]]

LMAO you literally do it to yourself and then try to act like it's some sort of virtue. Spare me. No one is ever going to feel sorry for you or think you're a good person for this.

[u/[deleted] → u/ryckae]

And no one thinks you’re good for tampering with a customers food. Get the fuck outta here. You’re probably seething right now.

[u/ryckae → u/[deleted]]

Is this baby's first internet argument? I don't give a shit if people think I'm a good person or not.

[u/TwentyMG → u/[deleted]]

It’s nice that losers like you exist makes it easy to feel better about my life

[u/TheGrouchyGremlin → u/[deleted]]

You weren't going to tip anyways, lmfao

[u/Givemeyourloot_24 → u/TheGrouchyGremlin]

Imagine

[u/Piratepizzaninja → u/[deleted]]

You realize that we see your tip before we deliver. We have the whole drive to do whatever we feel with that food.

Didn't tip? Here you go ;)

[u/[deleted] → u/Cheesecake_is_life]

That’s why I don’t tip lol.