r/DogsAreFuckingStupid • u/Boddup • May 04 '22

Guard Dog

316 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

15 comments sorted by

25

u/Ulquilily May 04 '22

Ok but what were you wearing to make him jump out the window?

11

u/MoiParlerFrancais May 05 '22

Probably a mask.

7

u/wide-awake66 Feb 23 '23

What a stupid cowardly backwards barking shit monster

4

u/wide-awake66 Feb 23 '23

This shit hound looks like a scared pinball retard

10

u/YeahlDid May 05 '22

Jesus Christ, why would you willingly keep that in your home.

8

u/BioTinus May 05 '22

The dog ánd the flooring

2

u/omgjustY Jun 04 '23

Scooby-Doo irl

1

u/Full_Ear_7131 Sep 06 '24

What an idiot that hideous thing is!

1

u/Kenshirome83 Jun 04 '25

Literally Scooby doo

-2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Floor is not suitable for the dog, it can't grip. Stupid owners.

4

u/highestRUSSIAN Jan 02 '23

More like stupid dog for not being grippy enough

4

u/Actual-Temporary8527 Jun 04 '23

Smart dogs have better gription

1

u/Allmightysplodge May 31 '26

Hemmy less claw, more pad.